A/N: Sully hasn't died in HOW LONG?! No way! Unacceptable! Well, he needs to die, like, now! And so he shall. This idea comes from soreta! Enjoy!! (And how about that premiere?! I can't get enough of it. I love London, I love Bones, I love DB…it was my idea of heaven!)

Sully's birthday surprise

Timothy Sullivan, aka Sully, was excited. Today was his birthday and his friends and girlfriend were throwing him a party at the Jeffersonian. Sully didn't know it, but Brennan hadn't wanted to do it. She'd argued with everyone, but they'd insisted it was the nice thing to do. Sully entered the lab, pretending to be surprised at the chorus of 'Happy Birthday' that greeted him. Brennan was the only one who hadn't spoken. But Sully didn't let that deter him. She was talking to Booth. Probably about a case.

Sully's eyes travelled to a huge fake cake that stood in the center of the lab. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman in a bikini popped out of the top of the cake. She turned to Booth and Hodgins hopefully, but at everyone's gesture turned to Sully, recoiling immediately when she saw him. 

She really didn't get paid enough to do this. In contrast to the poor woman, Sully liked what he saw. He stared, moving backward toward a table. Brennan saw this as the perfect opportunity to leave the party and get Booth alone for a minute. She pulled him away, bumping the table Sully was moving toward as she went past it.

Sully then stumbled backward, falling into a wheeled chair. He smiled as he saw the woman get out of the cake and come toward him. Maybe he'd get a lap dance. As usual, he was wrong. The woman gave the chair a big push. Sully flew backward down the platform stairs and out the door. Once outside, he continued rolling, only coming to a stop when he was in the middle of the busy street.

The stoplight turned green, and car after car ran over Sully, each driver eager to get wherever they were going and not troubling themselves to put on the brakes for Sully. When the light turned red again, all that remained was a crushed skull, some other random body parts, and a couple of chair wheels.

Brennan stood, frozen to her spot next to the table she'd moved, her hand still grabbing Booth's. There was silence for a moment, then Hodgins' voice reached their ears.

"Why are we all standing around for? Let's go to the diner and celebrate Sully's birthday!"

They all nodded in agreement and went to leave. Zach was the last one out. He turned to the woman that had been in the cake. "You can come too if you'd like. There's a lab coat over that you can put on." The woman smiled at him and took the coat. She put it on and made for the doors, taking Zach's hand and pulling him along with her.

A/N: There it is! Thanks for reading and for all of the awesome reviews and ideas! Keep 'em comin'!