A/N: What time is it? Why, it's time to kill Sully of course! I feel continuously overwhelmed by the level of response and suggestions to this fic. It's absolutely wonderful. I thought when I started it, I'd get flamed like crazy! This idea also from RavennaNightwind. Two in a row my dear! Aren't you feeling lucky? =) Enjoy!
Kill the Sully, Save the World
Timothy Sullivan, aka Sully, was walking through the park, caught up in thoughts of his girlfriend, when he heard a scared mew from somewhere above him. He looked up, and saw a kitten in a tree.
"How did you get up there?" Sully asked. He climbed the tree carefully and grabbed onto the kitten. Naturally, the kitten became scared when a hand grabbed her, so she opened her mouth and sank her sharp little teeth in Sully's hand.
Sully yelped and let go of the kitten, who plummeted to the ground. She was unhurt and was soon scooped up by a woman who looked at Sully, who had climbed back to the ground.
"You jackass! You tried to kill an innocent kitten!" she yelled. Sully's eyes caught a banner further down the park. It read 'Annual picnic for Animal Rights'.
Sully felt dozens of angry eyes on him, including, he was surprised to see, Brennan's.
"How could you Sully? It's just an innocent baby," she accused. "You bastard."
"I…I…" Sully couldn't find anything to say.
"Let's show him what it feels like to nearly die!" The woman with the kitten cried.
Sully tried to explain that the whole thing was a misunderstanding, but it was too late. The crowd chased after him. He was too slow, and soon they were on him like a pack of wolves, beating him. When they backed off, they realized they'd been a little too enthusiastic. Sully wasn't nearly dead, he was completely dead.
"Oops," the woman said, tucking the kitten under her arm. "Well, that'll show him to mess with us!"
The crowd dispersed, and Brennan nudged Sully's carcass with her shoe. Yep, he was dead all right. Good riddance. He shouldn't pick on things smaller and cuter than him.
A/N: Thanks so much for reading everyone! Hope you liked it!