I'm going to Escape, tonight.
So you might wanna try to Stop me.
I can almost See the Cogs turning in your head right About now. Why is He telling us?
But Spilling the beans would take all the Fun out of It. We mustn't Ruin the surprise!
They are having French bread pizza Night in the cafeteria so Let's say mmm about 45 minutes after dinner?
That Way I have time to properly Digest my meal.
Now, as for the Why.
Why, am I, escaping, Today?
Well, I Would have escaped last Week, but, well, I thought I should give you Some notice first.
Give you A sporting Chance if you will.
Unfortunately you Rudely Thrust me into solitary, where Pencils are scarce and paper Largely absent. Thus No Note. Thus no Notice. Thus NO ESCAPE.
But now that I am able to Give Notice it's time to make my Exit from this dreary place.
(This is the end of this particular fic since he's busting out, but the Joker has come to enjoy writing so stay tuned.)