What happens when sasuke and itachi read my crazy bodyguard?
Hi guys. I got the idea for this from reading my crazy bodyguard and to be honest, sasuke is shown as stubborn but what else is new. Also Itachi rules and because I wasn't sure about that Mangekyo Sharingan thing so I made something up.
O.k. here we go
''hey sasuke. Did you see my Kunai pack anywhere? I've been tearing this place apart looking for them and now I'm late for my meeting. ''
''Nope. Sorry and why do you need them for a meeting? ''
''reasons''
''spill it.''
''no''
''I said, spill''
''Make me
''I'll show everyone that picture of you with that teddy bear when you were five''
''you wouldn't''
''Wanna bet''
Pulls out the photo and grins naruto-style
''Fine. It's a meeting with lady Hokage and the kazekage, Gaara.
''oh''
''Itachi''
''What sasuke. I'm busy''
''come here and read this''
''What is it? If it's another yaoi Fanfic about me and naruto again, you and the author will be very sorry.''
''no but it is a Fanfic.''
''Four questions pop to mind. 1. What's it about, 2. Can't this wait, 3 Am I in it at all and 4. Am I a main character? ''
''In order. 1. Sakura gets attacked so I have to guard her but she gets kidnapped anyway so I have to rescue her, 3. Yes 4. Yes but you get betrayed by a smoking hot chick because she has a boyfriend who runs an evil organization and you get shown up and rescued by me and Gaara.''
''come again.''
''you get betrayed by a smoking hot chick because she has a boyfriend who runs an evil organization, get shown up and rescued by me and Gaara.''
Pause
''I hate you''
''so wanna read it now?''
''no and are you sure about my Kunai's. ''
''yes.''
Mangekyo Sharingan
''what the heck are you doing with your eyes?''
''reading your thoughts and what is this about you flushing my Kunai's down the toilet.''
''oops''
Calmly though his eye is twitching ''sasuke''
Nervously ''yeah''
''You have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, Realises he's talking to thin air and a loud crash is heard ''what the? ''
Finds note on desk in front and reads aloud.
''Itachi,
I just remembered that naruto, sakura, kakashi-sensei, Sai and I were meeting for ramen.
Will be back later
Your brother
Sasuke
Itachi growls deeply as he puts on a pair of gloves to try and retrieve his Kunai's from their watery grave.
Thinks ''you owe me a new kunai pack Sasuke Uchiha.''