EDIT:Fixed it P:
A/N:Okay,I'm back!:D And I also posted this story on DA,just putting that out there.
And I got a question from a guest named 'KarEzi4Ever' who asked if kk and Kankri were just bros in this...Yes,ONLY brothers since they are related..Sorry if you ship KanKat,but it's just not in this,they will be caring for eachother but no romance,only bromance,sorry D:
But,Ahem!On with the story :D
I hear more footsteps coming,closer and closer to my exact location.I lazily throw the comfy covers over my head and lay bastard just doesn't know when to stop and leave me alone doesn't he?
Knock,knock!
"Karkat,open this door.I'm not fooled by hearing sudden sounds from just any where.I'm not going deaf just yet,so please open his door before I have to bust out some immature behavior and language,and might have to risk triggering you or anyone else if that is possible.",the other mutant yapped from the other side of my door.I wanted to groan from annoyance but couldn't let him have more evidence that I was here.I mean,if he did,I would have to kill myself before being silenced by his unbelievable talking,again.
I hear keys jiggle again.
Click,twist,turrrnn...
God damn it...
"...I can see you huddled inside the covers,Karkat.",He started again.
"...No you don't."I whisper silently to myself.
"I heard that too."
"Fffffffff-"
"Stop trying to hide from me,I'm not blind either.",I can almost hear him cross his arms."You are only making this difficult for yourself."
"...And how exactly?",I finally spoke up."This is like,..sacrificing myself to fucking Ampora."
"Karkat,please control your language."
"No."
And then here comes the insufferable talking again.I grabbed one of my nearest pillows and gripped it across my damn head,he was yapping about triggers,foul language,and about how he was hungry...wait,what?
"I mean,I could even seriously eat those vile,discusting human food that you and your friends eat now.I'm so starving,I could eat a hoofbeast."
Good fucking thing I still had some 'vile,disgusting' food in the kitchen since I did most of the grocery shopping here.I threw the covers off,got up,and walked to the kitchen,that's what the humans called it.I walked to the kitchen with an older troll following behind.
I opened the cabinets,got a jar,fished for a spoon,opened it,dipped the spoon,took it out and swiveled around and...
"Hey,what is that-"
I shove it into this god forbidden mouth of his.
"Mmph!",he attempts to muffle get takes the spoon out and glares at me."What foul thing did you just shove mercilessly in my mou-",he stops and smackes his pulls the spoon back up into his mouth and almost wipes the whole thing off of takes another spoonful and stuffs it in his mouth,smacking and making some weird noises with it.
"What..."Smack,smack."Is this?",he manages to get out before returning to his smacking and eating out of the jar with the spoon.
"It's called 'Peanut Butter' by...",I stop and reach into the cabinet for another jar and reading the label,before placing it back and turning back around speak to him again.
"'Skippy's Creamy Peanut Butter.'",I finish.
"Mmm..This is surprisingly tasty,even for me."
"Good for you...",I walk past him and upstairs to my room.
God,I'm so glad that Tavros even introduced me to Peanut Butter…Another job well done for Karkat Vantas.I close and lock my door,collapse on my bed,and go through my Ipod I notice it isn't mine...It's Eridan's.I groan to myself again and turn to the other side of the bed.
"I'll return it to him tomorrow."I murmur before I drift off into a deep slumber from complete exhaustion.
"...kat..."
"..karkat"
"Hello?"
"..."
My eyes were shot open when someone poked my cheek repeatedly,I eye the motherfucker on the other side,and prepare myself to tackle the guy and papslap the shit out of him.
poke,poke,poke.
I raised from my bed,swiveled around and almost jumped on face was still fucking threating,but all he did was stand there mindlessly looking at me.
Kankri.
I sit on my bed and rub my eyes,I scowled at him."Kankri,what the-"
"Triggers."He 'reminded' me,I roll my eyes and face him again.
"What do you want?"
"...We're out of peanut butter..."I stare dumbfoundly at him.
"..What?"
"We...are out...OF PEANUT BUTTER!",he screams in a surprisingly sounding maximum volume.
"...How-"I get up and run to the kitchen,I searched though the cabinets,nothing.I run to the living room,I see two jars of it,but it was completely wiped through,not at least a speck of it left.I turn to Kankri standing nearby the wall..How the fuck did he get there without me noticing?..Sneaky little son of a fuck.
He had his arms crossed and he was leaning on the doorway of the kitchen.
"Well?"
"Well,what?"
"Are we going to get more of it?"
"...Yes."I turn around to face him."Not me though,you are doing the grocery shopping this time."
"What me?"He made a dumb look on his face."Why me?"
"'Cause your the one that wants more and you ate two of the whole damn jars.",I wondered how he was able to talk when he practically shoved down two fucking jars of peanut butter down his throat.TWO FUCKING WHOLE JARS OF PEANUT BUTTER,MOTHERFUCKERS!TWO WHOLE FUCKING JARS!If only I had a desk,I'd slam my whole face down on it.
"Fine,but your doing it next time." he huffed and walked upstairs.
I sigh heavily and look up on the clock up the ceiling.'1:30',I slept through the whole morning damn eyes widen as I realize something...Aw shit..
Kankri comes down again,walking near the door that leads to the outside world.
"Karkat,have you seen my-"
"OUTTA MAH WAY BITCH!",I shove my hand in his face and push him away from the door,he fell on his butt as I opened the door and rushed through the streets,and the very last thing I heard him say before I ran like crazy was,"TRIGGERED!"
A/N:Okay,first I wanna start out by saying that THIS chapter seemed very predictable,yes?
Second,I feel like I'm gonna lose my readers since this is soooooo shitty ;-;
Third,If I'm lucky and fast enough,I could maybe finish another chapter today for those who actually like my that's possible ;-;
Anyways,that's all I have to say!Have a wonderful day!