A/N:My family is full of bitches everybody.

Note that this story is old,and to cut it some of you may cry,some of you will.I don't know,but I literally cried while writing this .-.

And writing two stories chapters at a time…Don't do it ^^'

I ran down the streets,I even ran past a guy carrying a bag of McDonald's and made his fat ass fall to the floor along with the bag.I didn't bother to say sorry,I was too much in a fucking hurry..I could also care less about it..Finally,I make it to the most hideous place in the world,besides Justin Bieber's concerts and barbies..Oh,the horror.

I enter McDonald's and a bunch of people stare at me as I huffed for air...What the fuck were they all looking at?Have they never seen a troll before?Of course not,they're fucking humans..Some also looked at a bunch of other trolls hanging out at the cashier,who was also staring at them,freaked out obviously..They were talking to eachother and a certain Taurus noticed and smiled at me,he pointed over the tallest one's shoulder..His curly mess of a head turned around and had a usual happy stoner face and the dude with 3-D glasses peeked over his shoulder and smirked..The tall stoner clown walked over and gave me a bear hug.I nearly choked at that.

"Hey KarBro!",He said blithely and notices my lack of breath."Whoa,..what happened?"

"Hey-"COUGH!"-..Gamzee,it's-"Hack,choke."-..a long story.."The other two walked over and greeted me and I did the same hastily.

"Dude,"Sollux said."You thure you're okay?"

"Yeah,"Cough,cough."-I'll be fine.-"Hack,choke,gasp.I fall to my knees."OH MAH GAWD I CAN'T BREATHE."Sollux kneels down and pats my back firmly.

He had to help me get up on my feet,which was easy for him since he was taller and I was…kid-sized..Hey,so was Tavros…a little,Fuck off!

We walked over to the cashier and Gamzee spoke to the cashier guy with lots of acne and a tag that had a name on it and was pinned to his uniform.'Raymond'

"Hey bro.I'll have a large cup of coke and some pie and uh,..Tavbro want do you want?"

"Oh,uh..I'll have 12 boxes of 20 piece chicken nuggets."

"Karkat?"

"Hmm?..Oh,just chocolate chips and chocolate milk.."I said and he tilts his head.

"Dude,you're gonna get fat."

"Like I give a damn,and Tavros is getting 12 boxes of 20 piece chicken nuggets you douchenugget."I rest my case.

He just shrugs and turns to Sollux."What 'bout you,Sollux?"

"Breakfast platter and thome flippin' honey."

"S-sir,we don't have honey."The cashier said shakily.

…

"WHAT!?WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE HONEY!?I CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING?!"Sollux 'hulk-smashed' the counter and screamed.

"Captor,"I interrupt this 'Beautiful' moment."You only live a few steps from here."

"AND I'VE WASTED THEM!"He flipped over a nearby table with an over-sized 8 year old on it eating his 50 piece,and Tavros stared at the flying-in-the-air meaty nuggets until Sollux shouted again and he flinched a bit in surprise.

"HONEY MAN!I JUST WANT MY HONEY!"

"But we don't have honey."

"WELL PUT IT ON THE MENU!"

"SOLLUX!THEY AIN'T GONNA PUT HONEY IN THE MENU!"I join in since I'm like,the fucking god of this shit..Don't try to disagree here...

"KK!THTAY OUTTA THIS!"

"No."

"FUCK."he sniffs the air."Wait.."He looks at the guy and shows off his sharp canines,he grabs him by his plain uniform,that Kanaya would have fainted at the sight of it,and stares into his eyes and says:"WANNA GO OUT?YOU THMELL LIKE HONEY,WAIT NO,YOU DON'T REALLY THMELL LIKE HONEY,CAUSE YOU THTUFFED THAT THIT DOWN YO PANTTH!NUH-UH!YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANY A' THIS!"

"SOLLUX,SHUT THE FUCK UP,YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN."I grabbed a blonde little girl just standing there with a horrified look on her face.I shooshpapped her tenderly.

"WELL I DIDN'T MEAN TO!I JUST WANT MY HONEY!"He had teary eyes..Ah,fuck..this just had to happen,this just HAD to happen every time we go to a restaruant.

If they didn't have honey,Sollux would always have to make a scene about it..just for fucking honey and how long he took to walk over here..He walks over to me and bends down to rest his head on my shoulder."I just want my honey.."he sobbed into my long-sleeve,turtleneck...Ohp,here comes my cue.

I sigh and let go of the girl,who skipped away carelessly."Dude,what the fuck?..Fine,I'll take care of this."I pat his back and say this to him:"Now get the fuck off me,you're paying for my dry cleaning now."

I step away from him and walk to the counter.I bust out some rude language that could have triggered Kankri easily,talking about Kankri,I could've really used him right now to lecture the shit out him over triggers and other shit..Then everyone would all run out screaming and we would all be left alone here with loads of food stacked on written-on tables..Hah,the things he can be useful for.

The guy finally gets scared at the usual random shit I talk and people don't really get..As it turns out,Sollux was right,the guy had shoved all the honey packets down his pockets and expected no one to notice..But noooooo,Sollux came to the rescue..He ended up throwing the yellow packets into the air and run away,not seeing the idiotic reaction Sollux gave to this situation.

"HEY!YOU GET YO ATH BACK HER-"he watches the honey packets fall from the ceiling and he squeals."HOLY THIT!IT'TH THO AMAZING!"he faints and makes honey packet angels on the floor and makes a drunk like face.I had to double check if human honey was similar to mind honey...It wasn't so..Sollux was being a dumbass on his own.

"IT'S A MIRACLE"Gamzee shouts and does jazzhands in the I barely notice that people were still around us..Fuck my Life..

Once our food was done and ready to go,we took the bags with each of our orders on them and walked to our usual hangout,a nearby park,we sat under a tree that had a stone-gravel table underneath,it was shady so of course we would chose that one.

Gamzee seemed to be doing something with his coke from the corner of my eye.I turn to him and raise a brow."What are you doing?"

He faces me and smiles,he opens the lid of the cup and pours the soda down to the grass."What the fuck?"I say to him..He just sways it up and down,he turns the cup upside up and looks inside."What?No prize inside?What in the motherfuck."He shrugs and places the cup down on the table.

He puts his hand behind his back and,out of nowhere,he pulls out a brand new faygo bottle (probably from his ass,just saying.).He pours the purple,sweetened liquid down into the cup,which splashes right down inside,and watched as the little droplets inside mixed in with the soda he loved dearly..He nearly chugs the whole thing down and a satisfied smile spread wide across his face..Sollux seemed okay now,and Tavros was playing with his chicken nuggets and even eating some while making them be airplanes with just a few movements from his hands.I ate my chocolate chip cookies in peace until Sollux tried to start a conversation for all of us."Tho,what'th it like living with your familieth guyth?"

"Uh,it's okay."

"Yeah,what Tavbro said."

"I guess it's okay,"I said in agreement…or did I?"Except for KANKRI NOT MIND HIS OWN FUCKING BIZCHIZ."

They all look at me.

"Is it that hard,bro?"Gamzee spoke with some apple pie crammed in his mouth.

"YES."I said exasperatedly and slam my face down on the table."He's just so..Urgh!"I raise my hands up and make a strangling motion at the sound 'Urgh!' and slam my hands down at the table also.

"Yeah,I feel the thame way..I have to deal with Mituna and his fucking thkateboard.."I look up from the table.

"Yeah,well you have it easy.I have to deal with often yapping about privileges and shit,but thank gog Tavros introduced me to peanut butter."..No,literally,Tavros introduced me to peanut butter..This is how it went down:

"Uh,PB meet Karkat..Karkat meet PB.."

"Uh..Hi..?"

"HELLO!"

"HOLY SHIT,IT TALKS!"

End.

Tavros blushed coyly."Uhm,it was no trouble Karkat..It's just peanut butter and,uh,I knew you needed it for something.."

"And buying more peanut butter is better than dealing with his air hole lectures."I sigh.

"Maybe you should just try to tolerate that,"Gamzee spoke with crumbs right outside his lips and stuffed hamster cheeks.

"Yeah,I had to accept it eventually,and I did.",Sollux joined in.

"And uh,I'm not really having any problems with Rufioh at all.."Tavros smiled.

"You're all not getting this!Try to imagine something you hate,and imagine hearing or watching or whatever-that for HOURS.You can only imagine,and I have to deal with it."

"Try giving him a chance,it won't hurt to try..Won't it?"Gamzee smiled sympathetically at me.

"..Fine..But I'm only doing this since you're my moirail.."

"HONK!"

I sigh and sit up straight,thinking about my choice and how it would turn out..I guess it won't be too bad..Right?

A/N:Yeah,Moirail…Pleasedontkillme.

Cut it some slack,I made this way before the updates came.I'm sad now though ;7;

Anyways,Two chapters…Writing down two chapters at a time…Don't do it..

Bye my little lovely's~