Snape the Advisor
**Warning: mature content, so readers be warned…it gets a little hot, if you catch my drift.**
A/N: I'm not sure if I like the pairing that takes place, but…we'll see how it turns out.
Disclaimer: I only wish I owned Severus, but J.K. Rowling can have the other five characters mentioned in this fanfic Harry, Ron, Fred, George, & Ginny.
Now, to the fanfic!
"Severus, they're about to get here. What are we going to do?" she asked. She always asked so many questions.
"We stay silent. Are you capable?" I asked. She nodded as footsteps approached.
"I have detention in one minute. Why isn't Snape here?" Harry Potter asked.
"Probably making a sticky potion so that you get to clean the cauldron," Ron smiled. Harry did not reply, but Ron walked away.
"Professor Snape!" Harry called. "I'm here for my detention! Are you there?" Harry asked banging on the door.
"Severus, he's ruining it for me," she whispered as softly as possible. I put my hand over her mouth and kept about my business.
"I'm leaving, Professor Snape!" Harry called. Footsteps went away quickly, giving Severus more room to move about.
"Can we go into the hall now?" she asked.
"No, we're going to my bedchamber where it is more comfortable," I replied.
"How? I thought you didn't want to get out of me," she whispered sultrily.
"I won't have to if you hold on and hide under my robes," I growled back.
"Alright," she whispered. She held on as I pulled my robes over her. They barely reached, but it worked.
"Don't move," I whispered. I felt her nod and move her legs up so that I could walk. On the path, we passed the Wesley Twins going into a girls' restroom.
"Oh, we thought we heard someone screaming a minute ago," Fred (or was it George?) replied.
"Ten points from Gryffindor. It's almost curfew anyhow," I hissed.
"What if I say we were looking for my sister?" George (or was it Fred?) asked.
"Well, she has detention with me. She'll be in your common room in…an hour."
"An hour? Even Potter gets back before then," Fred/George said sternly. I knew we had been caught then.
"Well, she's helping me with paperwork," I replied.
"Why are you here then? Making another round to the kitchen? You're looking rather large, Snape," George/Fred grinned. The two then grabbed my lower robes and pulled them down, revealing their sister.
"Bloody hell, Ginny! What were you thinking?" Fred and George exclaimed.
"He's good," she smiled, not moving from her perch. "Now leave us alone. We haven't been able to do anything because of Harry and Ron."
"Bloody hell, our sister must be under some sort of spell," Fred/George whispered.
"No, he's under a potion, now leave!" she screamed. I'll give the girl credit; she was making my job easier.
"No way in hell," they replied together.
"Fine," Ginny said sternly. She pulled the rest of my robes off and threw them on the floor. "Take me, Severus. Take me right here in front of them!"
"Gladly," I snickered, putting her onto the floor gently then getting rough, just like she liked it.
"Harry could never do this for me!" Ginny screamed to the boys, who were shocked at our behavior. They were just mad that I was making her scream and dig her fingers into the stone floor.
When I was done, Ginny nodded, stood, fixed her robes, shook my hand, and walked away, leaving Fred and George to stare at me.
"Damn Snape," they nodded with a grin.
"Got any tips?" Fred/George asked. I smirked.
"Tell anyone these secrets and I shall do to you what I did to your sister," I said sternly. They crossed their heart and followed me into my office. I taught those boys everything I knew. Did my teachings work? They'll have to tell you that for themselves. Now leave! I've got another coming over in five minutes!