Chapter 2: The Limo Ride: Desperate for Food
A.N: i own nothing but the plot
It was lunchtime and the gang decided to eat outside since in inside cafeteria was filled. They were sitting comfortably under one of the school's many scattered lunch benches. They were laughing off Literature class and the fact that Pegasus 'weird'.
"Did you see the super tight suit he was wearing?" Serenity laughed.
"I didn't mind so much the metro-tightness; it was the ghastly color I didn't understand." Tea replied, chewing on a chip.
"That man sickens me," Yami muttered, "Did you see how he acted when he saw me. I swear he was stripping me naked with his eyes."
Yugi laughed out, "Oh yeah, I saw that all right. Man you should have seen his face when Pegasus was walking through the rows and passing the rose along his neck."
Yami shuddered, and then groaned, "I hate Pegasus. I swear if he touches me again, I'm gonna kick his ass. I think he's gay."
"I like him," Serenity said suddenly. "He makes one of the most boring subjects quite interesting."
"Entertaining!?" Yami gasped, "The sick bastard used Duke and me to play Romeo and Juliet!"
"I know, that's what makes it entertaining,"
"Oh you sick, twisted, little girl." Yami said, sheepishly.
"So I've been told." Serenity sighed, thoughtfully.
"I must admit though, Duke played Romeo pretty darn well." Tea added.
"Oh yes," Serenity nodded in agreement, "Who knew he could put on such a desirable medieval accent."
"You guys are sick!" Yugi cried. "You're getting turned on from guys romantic lines to each other?"
"No. We're getting turn on because Duke Delvin is hot." Serenity said.
"Would you give it a rest?" Joey sighed, frustrated, "The guy's a moron."
"Not to mention he's a vain bastard." Yami said, coolly sipping his coke.
"Aw. Someone's jealous." Serenity teased.
"Ah bite me." Yami frowned.
Serenity and Tea laughed. Yami and Duke had a bitter rivalry that was so nasty, everyone in school knew about it. Serenity didn't know how it started, but all she knew was that it had something to do with some girl. Just then, Duke happened to pass by with his tray. Serenity's heart skipped a beat as his gaze locked unto their table. His gaze lingered with hers for a second before he raised his lips in distaste and walked off.
Serenity frowned, wondering why he screwed up his face at her when she caught Yami's expression. It was the same as Duke's. She was about to ask how the whole thing started when Joey asked,
"Hey guys, anyone of y'all seen Tristan? I haven't seen him all day."
Serenity glanced over at Tea and ducked her head and pretended she didn't hear Joey's question. Yugi shrugged while Yami looked up thoughtfully.
"Um, Yugi, you did not quite show us how Yami looked when Pegasus was doing his rose thing." She said, cutting Yami off as he was about to respond.
"Oh yeah!" Yugi suddenly lit up, "Oh man was it priceless." He went on and copied the exact look on Yami held in Literature. Yugi sucked in his face, frown his eyebrows and tighten his lips while they all laughed.
"Hey! That's called sexual harassment!" Yami said, disgusted. "And besides," he sneered icily, "he slapped your ass in gym last semester."
Yugi bleached as a sudden pause came in the laughter. Yami smirked smugly and leaned back with his arms folded, seemingly satisfied.
"You promised you wouldn't tell anyone." Yugi said, growing furious.
"Oops," Yami shrugged carelessly.
Serenity and Tea looked at each other blankly then burst out laughing.
"Oh my god." Serenity said. "I can't believe he did that."
"Yeah and I rather not talk about it," Yugi said tightly, glaring at his brother. Yami blew his brother a kiss then chuckled when Yugi flipped him off.
"What was he doing in gym anyway?" Tea asked, wiping a tear away. The girls and boys had separate gym periods.
"Like hell I'm telling you that," Yugi snapped.
"Why not?"
"Like I said, I rather not talk about it."
"How 'bout you Yami?" Serenity prompted.
"Hard luck there Ren. I'm not saying a word."
Serenity snorted then turned to her brother. She batted her lashes at him, "Joey…"
"Nope. Sorry Ren, this is just something we just can't tell you girls."
"Aw, you guys suck." Serenity wailed. "What could Pegasus possibly do to you boys to scar you so bad that you won't tell us?"
"He taught them C.P.R." A reply came. The girls were so caught in laughter that they were oblivious to Kaiba's presence.
Serenity and Tea threw back their heads and howled with laughter. The guys fell silent then whipped their heads around to the person the answer came from. Kaiba stood behind them with a smirk on his face.
"C.P.R! Oh wow." Serenity wheezed out, trying to catch her breath, "No wonder you guys were so defensive. God, I wish I was there to see that. That would have been a sight."
"I know. I especially like the part where he demonstrated on…"
"Kaiba, you flickin' chatterbox!" Joey yelled. "Couldn't you see we were keeping that one to ourselves?"
"Piss off, you flea scum," Kaiba spat.
"Why you…" Joey growled.
"What the hell do you want Kaiba?" Yami asked, ignoring the banshee like howls that were coming from Tea and Serenity.
"Nothing really, just Wheeler."
"Oh no, don't tell me your gay too?" Yami groaned.
"Not that one, you incompetent ass. The much smarter one."
"Oh riiight," Yami turned to the ground and whistled, "Yo Ren, Kaiba wants you."
"Huh?" she replied, her head coming up slowly from under the table. She wiped the uncontrollable tears running down her cheeks. "Whazzat?"
"Kaiba wants you," Yami repeated.
"What! What on earth for?"
"Da, hey what 'cha want my sister for?" Joey asked defensively, standing up.
"That's absolutely none of your business," Kaiba replied coldly. Rolling up the sleeves of his school shirt and folding his long arms. "Now shut up and eat your food."
"Da hey! You can't tell me what to do!"
"Look," Kaiba expired, clearly frustrated, "I'm wasting valuable time here. All I want is Serenity."
"What for?"
"That's confidential," he said impatiently. "Look Wheeler," he turned his steely blue eyes to Serenity, "You can either come with me and get this over with or stay here and continue to howl like the hyena you was before. Choose one."
Everyone fell silent and soon all eyes were on her.
"Well?" Tea asked, after a few long seconds passed.
Serenity hesitated momentarily with her eyes darting from Kaiba's face to her friends.
Why on earth did Kaiba want her? As far as she could remember, they hated each other guts. They couldn't stay in a room long enough without breaking out into a nasty quarreling fit.
"I'm not going anywhere with you," Serenity replied haughtily, tossing her maroon hair over her shoulder, "Unless you tell me why you want me."
"Fine, suit yourself," Kaiba shrugged. "You have to give you're condolences to Tyler. He just asked for you in the hospital five minutes ago."
"Tristan?" they all yelled except Tea.
"I thought he might be sick," Yugi muttered to himself.
"Se-ren-ity," Joey started, "What's all this about?"
"Nothing, nothing," Serenity supplied quickly, "Come on Kaiba, let's go."
She got up and began pushing Kaiba away from the gang but Kaiba insisted suddenly on staying. The fact that Joey was acting up made him curious and found it quite satisfactory to prude on it more.
Oh crap! Serenity gasped. He won't dare…
"You know what I mean, don't you Wheeler? Tristan… the guy you've been dating… your boy-friend."
"WHAT!" Joey exclaimed, blood rushing to his face, "BOYFRIEND! No one told me about this. What the hell! You have a boyfriend?"
"Had."Tea corrected.
"And it's Tristan?"
Serenity slapped her forehead and groaned, "I'm so dead." She muttered.
"Wow," Kaiba chuckled, "I guess you really are as dense as you look. Didn't you hear? Wheeler and Tyler were an item for months now." Kaiba looked at Joey's horrified face then chuckled. "Well I suppose you would want to know about their past couple of dates, now wouldn't you?" Kaiba said, getting comfortable on a seat he had taken across from the gang. "Let's begin with their first date, shall we? Well for starters, they spent the majority of their time at Apocolypto Dance Club."
"Apocolypto!" Joey cried, "You mean that night club with all the horny guys and alcoholic drinks?" he sent a nervous Serenity a death glare.
"Okay Kaiba, you've convinced me. Now let's go." A suddenly happy Serenity chirped.
"Not to mention Serenity's rather appealing… I mean unladylike choice of halter backs and bottom rider shorts."
"Oh hell no…"Joey growled.
"Come on Kai-ba! Let's go-o" Serenity hissed.
"Oh and their public make out scenes which I must say a world record of thirty minutes."
"DAT'S IT SERENITY! YOUR ASS IS DEAD!"
"Oh and one more thing-"
"I SAID let's go Kai-ba!" Serenity cried. She yanked an all too satisfied Kaiba off the seat and dragged him across the lawn into the parking lot where his limo was waiting.
"What? What else happened?" Joey yelled, "HEY! Don't 'cha be walkin' away from me when I'm talkin' tuh yuh!"
"Give it a rest Joey," Yami said, a little taken aback from what just occurred. "Besides, you can fry her ass at home."
"Oh… I'll more than fry her ass. You wait and see."
"I can't believe you told my brother that!" Serenity steamed, "Now my ass is fried, thanks to you."
"I'm so glad I could help," Kaiba relied drily.
They were seated comfortably inside one of Kaiba's many luxurious limos. The moment Serenity yank opened the door, her jaw dropped open about ten inches. It was gorgeous! Beige leather interior, 18'' flat screen plasma TV, a mini refrigerator, a killer stereo system and not to mention a painting of the blue eyes white dragon on the limo roof.
Wow! Serenity had thought. So this is how the almighty Seto Kaiba travels everyday.
For a moment, she had forgotten her place and had switched on the TV.
"Cool. It's in HD."
But before she could even blink, it was switched off and she received a cold glare that had her shivering.
"Strike one Wheeler. If you touch any of my stuff again, I won't hesitate to kick your pathetic ass out."
With that, he turned away and began working. Serenity had just shrugged a little hurt by Kaiba's tone but none the less, she shook it off and occupied herself by watching the passing cars on the road.
This sucks! She snorted bored, ten minutes into the limo ride. So what if Tristan got knocked by Kaiba's limo. It was not her fault the guy was practically stupid, hence the reason she broke up with him. Serenity looked at Kaiba from across the limo for a large gap separated them. Her eyes traveled over his lean body in silent admiration. Perfectly pressed school uniform minus the fact he had his sleeves rolled up, gorgeous blue eyes though they tend to be cold most off the time, neatly combed hair and last but not least a face to die for.
Boy was Kaiba sexy. Too bad he's an ice bitch but that some how added to his unbearable sex appeal. Right at that moment Serenity hated herself for ogling. She was surprised she hadn't drooled as yet.
Kaiba felt Serenity's eyes on him and looked up from his work. "Problem Wheeler?"
Serenity shook her head and quickly turned away. When she heard typing, she looked at him once again and frowned.
Kaiba may be hot but he is such a nerd! He's always on that stupid laptop. Maybe if I…
Her stomach rumbled silently.
Ah crap! I forgot to eat lunch. I was so focused on laughing at the guys I forgot to eat. Her eyes fell on the refrigerator. Hmmm, I wonder if anything in the fridge?
Serenity leaned forward a bit, since the fridge was just in front of her and placed her hand on the handle. She was about to open the fridge when Kaiba's voice stopped her.
"Don't even think about it Wheeler."
"Why? I haven't eaten lunch yet."
Maybe I should have asked first. Oh well…
"That's not my problem."
Serenity stared at him unbelievably for a few seconds then sat back. "Fine then, jackass" she muttered under her breath. "Well can you at least stop a drive in?"
"No." he said flatly.
"McDonall's?"
"No."
"A café shop?"
"No."
Sigh "A candy store?"
"No."
Just then the limo passed a doughnut's shop, "How 'bout some dou-?"
"No."
"Well, what does it have to eat?" Serenity practically exclaimed.
"Nothing."
"Not even soda?"
"No."
"Juice?"
"No."
"Iced tea?"
"No."
"Not even water?"
Kaiba paused in his typing and glanced up thoughtfully, "Wait… let me see…no." then continued to type.
His one worded answers were beginning to piss her off. She sighed heavily as she added another one of Kaiba's attributes to her hate list. "So you'd rather let me die from hunger?"
"Preferably… yes. In fact, if you could die now… make it quick. You're disturbing me."
"Shithole," she whispered. If he won't give her anything, she'll make him. By being annoying. She picked up one of the remotes from the holder across from her and observed it innocently.
"What's this?
"What does it look like." Kaiba said sarcastically, without looking up from his work.
"What does it do?"
"What remotes do."
"What does remotes do?"
"Stop being annoying and shut your ass Wheeler." Kaiba snapped irritably.
"My ass doesn't talk, asswipe."
"Well the amount of shit that's coming from you I'll have to assume your ass was talking."
"Look Kaiba," Serenity said, pissed off, "All I want is something to hold my stomach until we reach the hospital."
"Why don't you use your hands?" he sneered.
"Funny," Serenity mocked, "I want something to eat in case your stupid little brain missed the real meaning."
"Are you always this annoying when you're hungry?" he asked curiously.
This was getting tiring. "Please Kaiba?"
"You know, that was all you had to say."
"Really?" Serenity cocked an eyebrow, "So I get something to eat?"
"…No."
Serenity narrowed her eyes at him, "You bastard."
"Whatever you say, cretin." Kaiba snipped back, ignoring her now and dismissing their argument.
Serenity snorted and sat back frustrated. She was losing her mind here. They sat in silence for a while with an occasional belly growl from Serenity.
"If you really want something to eat Wheeler," Kaiba said, breaking the silence, "you have to take off all your clothes and beg."
He finally looked up from his work and gave Serenity a wicked smirk. The silence that filled the limo this time was too tense, too full of awareness.
"No freakin way, you jerk!" Serenity replied, shocked then laughed. She suddenly felt cheap. "You can kiss my ass. I'm not that desperate for food."
"Okay then," he shrugged lightly and went back to typing, "Starve."
Serenity glared at him. He couldn't be serious! In all her life of knowing Kaiba, she knew one thing, he never joked. But this was just too funny.
"You're joking!' she said, not believing him.
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
Serenity looked at his face and gulped. Nope, he was not joking. His face was dead on serious. Her stomach rumbled loudly and she blushed when Kaiba raised an amused eyebrow. She was soo very hungry.
"Better decide quick Wheeler before I take back my offer." He went back to typing.
Oh how she hated Kaiba. Serenity bit her lip before coming to a conclusion. For once, she thankful that the glass separating them from the driver was one way and sound proof. This must be one of his business limos. Taking a deep breath, Serenity counted to five before she began unbuttoning her school blouse. She slipped them off her shoulders and was about to reach behind her back to unhook her bra when Kaiba happened to look up from his work. His mouth dropped open slightly when he saw Serenity's creamy breast being held nicely by an innocent pink bra.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
Serenity looked up confused, "What? I'm doing what you told me to do."
"Are you insane Wheeler? You can't strip in front of me. I'll go blind."
"I don't get you Kaiba. First you tell me there's nothing to eat or drink in this mudda ass limo of yours, then you tell me if I want something to eat I should take off all clothes and beg and now that I'm doing it you're all mad?"Serenity spat. "Fuck you Kaiba."
"Can't you take a joke? You really think I'll let you strip inside my limo and shun myself just to gave you food?...Wow Wheeler," Kaiba chuckled, shaking his head. "You really are desperate."
"Funny Kaiba," Serenity said sheepishly, "Look, do you really have food in this limo?"
"No."
"Come on Kaiba," she pleaded.
Kaiba stopped for awhile. His gaze fell from her face to her breast.
"Please."
He smirked and closed his laptop. "Okay Wheeler. You won. I'll give you something."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously," he repeated, and then added, "but there's one thing."
"What?"
"I have no food."
"Kai-ba…"
"But there is rootbeer if you like."
Serenity shrugged. It was better than nothing, "Fine, I'll take it."
"Sure," he chirped, "but first you have to kiss my shoes."
"Like hell I'll do that."
"Hey," he said, folding his arms and shrugging his shoulders, "Take it or leave it."
"All that for a stinkin' can of rootbeer?"
"Your choice."
There was a moment of staring before Serenity's eyes fell on something that made her smile. "Well how bout I just take you flashdrive!"
She threw herself forward and pulled the flashdrive out of his laptop. Unfortunately Kaiba's reflexes were just as fast and grabbed onto the other end just as Serenity was about to pull her arm away.
"You're pushing your luck Wheeler! Give me back my flashdrive."
"Well give me a rootbeer," she responded, tugging on it.
"No." he yanked back but Serenity did the same.
"Rootbeer!"
"Flashdrive," he said returning a yank, "I swear Wheeler, if you damage my flashdrive I'll kick your ass."
Serenity's mouth fell open at that before her eyes narrowed. "How dare you! Well maybe I will damage your flashdrive. As a matter o f fact I'll destroy it!" she yelled, yanking it hard.
The sudden tug cause Kaiba's elbow to jerk forward and collide it with his laptop. In slow motion, they watched as the laptop slide off the leather seat and smash unto the floor. The laptop snapped open while the screen flashed then went black and seven buttons popped out. They pause in their struggling and watched the laptop in awe. Serenity's mouth formed a perfect O.
"Oops…" she stuttered. She looked up and saw that Kaiba's face was masked in anger.
"That's it Wheeler!" Kaiba growled.
He pulled away his hand so hard that Serenity ended up falling on top of his chest. No way was she letting go. The bastard tricked her! It was only then that Serenity realized her little nakedness when her sort of uncovered chest made brief contact with his. She was however unable to recover from the pleasurable contact when Kaiba suddenly flipped Serenity unto her back and the f.d slipped out of her hands and bounced unto the floor. They paused in their struggling, glanced at each other and then made a dive for it. Serenity's hand came around it first and snatched it away.
"Ha!" she cried triumphantly. "I have it n—"
But her words were knocked out of her mouth when Kaiba practically tackled her unto the seat. They fell back unto the seat struggling with each other while exchanging heated words.
"All… I want… … is a rootbeer."
"Suck… ass… … Wheeler!"
"Give me… a root—Hey! Whatsat?" Serenity suddenly went off pointing innocently at Kaiba's shirt.
"Wha…" Kaiba looked down at his shirt only to have the f.d grabbed out of his hand.
"HA!" she exclaimed, smiling, "it's mine now!" She dangled it in his annoyed face.
"Wheel-er," Kaiba started and attempted to grab the f.d back but he missed as she dodged his hand and tucked it safely between her bosoms.
O hell no! Kaiba cried to himself, staring incredulously at Serenity.
"Ha, ha! Now you can't get it." She teased, sitting up on him. Kaiba however was strongly aware of Serenity's scandalous position on top of him. She was straddling him, each of her legs on either side of his hips. God he must look stupid. He felt like a complete asswipe beneath her and what pissed him off more was that he was getting turned on. He scowled when she laughed at him, pulling down her left eye and showing him a monkey face.
"Poor Kaiba-boy. Lost without his precious flashdrive. What would he do?" she laughed again. "I guess you'll be giving me that rootbeer now."
He was about to swear off her mother's grave when she leaned forward just a bit, bringing her cleavage closer to Kaiba's face to retrieve her shirt above Kaiba's head did her bra unhook and fell on top of his chest.