Chapter 3

A Pissin Situation: Part 1

Serenity gaze fell downwards. She was too shocked and embarrassed to even say anything. Dear lord, what the hell just happened? Time seemed to pause as the unlikely pair stared at Serenity's boobs. Her mouth was suspended on its hinges while Kaiba's eyes bulged out of its sockets and oogled at the sight in front of him. The bra must have come undone from all the tackling they had done.

Ho-ly shit! Kaiba breathed. Her bra had slipped off her shoulders and landed on top of his chest. What the hell… Here he was, minding his own business, typing happily before all this happened. Now, he was flat on his back with a half naked girl sitting on top of his who just happened to be, much to his unwanted satisfaction, Wheeler. And to put the cherry on top of the ice-cream … she had, by far, the hottest pair of tits his perverted eyes had ever seen. High, pert, nice round size; out of ten, she floored it hands down.

Score one for the cretin, Kaiba chuckled.

Serenity couldn't believe what she was seeing. Oh my god! She panicked. Did she just flash Seto Kaiba? Oh crap. Now she was screwed. She felt her nipples tightening in response to Kaiba's intense focus on her boobs and hurriedly turned to cover her chest with her arms, her cheeks rosy pink.

"I…I…"

Kaiba had to drag his gaze away from her upper body as he remembered why he was in his wondrous currant position. He quickly located his flashdrive on top of her bra and made a swift sweep with his hand to grab it when Serenity, at that same moment, decided to retrieve her bra. The simultaneous movement of their bodies caused Kaiba's hand to brush against her exposed chest. Serenity gasped in surprise before she made a startled cry and slapped his hands away.

"How could you?" she screamed, grabbing her bra up quickly and hugging it to her chest.

Ah frig. Thank god the limo window was sound proof or else the driver would have a pretty image in his head all now.

Kaiba raked his hand through his hair while muttering a curse. "It was an accident, Wheeler." He said coldly although he wasn't really regretful… to some extent. "Look Wheeler," he said, avoiding looking at her, "Just give me my flash drive so we can get over this."

"Why?" Serenity cried, "Not after you man-handled me!"

Kaiba let out a frustrated sigh and shoved Serenity off his lap; she yelped her disapproval as she tumbled to the floor. She glared at him while he rolled his eyes, not bothering to hide his anger. If he had to spend another second underneath the moron, he would definitely embarrass himself. He'd be damned if he ever was ever going to reveal that he found her desirable.

"Clearly you can see that I am annoyed right now Wheeler. So quit playing games and give me back my flashdrive."

"You know something? All this would never have happened if you hadn't act like a total ice bitch for a stinking' can of root beer."

"Excuse me?" Kaiba replied, his eyes forming dangerous silts. "Me? An ice bitch?" Kaiba threw back his head and chuckled. That was rich.

This little tramp couldn't be serious! An ice bitch? Wow.

"And besides," she continued, "I don't have your flashdrive any more."

"What?" Kaiba choked, his head snapping back. His eyes searched the limo but it never came upon the stick-like contraption. "You mean you lost my flashdrive?"

"I didn't lose it," Serenity defended herself; "You misplaced it."

"Wheel-er…" Kaiba grunted out, holding his nose bridge in utter frustration. "The last place my flashdrive was before you decided to go all 'girls gone wild' on me was in your bra."

Much to his satisfaction, he saw her cheeks burn a pretty pink at his remark before she killed it by transforming her face into her usual hideous frown and snipping back with a sneer that had him seeing red.

"Well it's not there now 'Kaiba-boy'. As you can see, much to your delight I suppose, I'm braless here."

How right you are.

Kaiba's patience was wearing thin and he had better things to do. If Wheeler was pulling his leg here, dear god, he was so going to kick her ass. Silence fell upon them as they continued to glare at each other. He just knew Serenity had his flashdrive. It was just a matter of getting it back. Yeah right. He chuckled, better said than done.

"Alright Wheeler," Kaiba said suddenly, coming to a conclusion "Drop your bra."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me, Wheeler. I said drop your bra."

"Are you bloody insane?" She exclaimed. "Like hell I'll do that again."

"But you have my permission this time." he said, trying to sound normal.

Serenity's mouth dropped open. "Fuck you!"

"Fine," he shrugged, reaching out for her. "I guess I just have to 'man-handle' you again." He gave her a wicked smirk that had her heart jumping wildly in her chest.

Dear god. He was serious, she panicked. She inched her way across the limo seat, clinching her bra tightly to her chest, all the while until her back hit the door on the other side. It was only then that Serenity realized that she felt his flashdrive within her bra. She must have grabbed it up in her rush to cover herself. Now, she was going to have fun with him. Kaiba was hovering right above her, his face void of expression. She lost her balanced for a second but braced herself with her free hand by grabbing on to the door handle.

"Wheeler,"

Her eyes bulged as his hand reached out. No no no no!

"Fine!" she screamed in surrender, her heart practically in her throat, "I'll drop my freakin' bra."

Kaiba moved back and folded his arms, "Well?"

Serenity groaned her displeasure and sulkily released the door handle to wrap her free hand over her chest. It was then that she spotted her wrinkled shirt crumbled up under Kaiba's butt. So she didn't have to embarrass herself after all, and for that she was grateful.

"How bout handed me my shirt there." She nodded to her shirt under his butt.

Kaiba looked down and raised his lips with displeasure. "Just drop your freakin' bra already!"

"Kaiba," she faked a shock gasp then tsked, "I didn't know you were so eager to see me topless once again."

"Don't flatter yourself, Wheeler. I just want my flashdrive, and I know you have it."

"What makes you think that?" she asked innocently, trying her best to sneak the flashdrive behind her back.

"Because you are acting suspiciously and…" Kaiba trailed off mid-sentence as he narrowed his eyes at Serenity who faked a clueless look. "You have my flashdrive, don't you?

"No." she replied too quickly.

Kaiba saw an arm behind her back and narrowed his eyes even more. "What's that behind you r back, Wheeler?" Kaiba nodded in Serenity's direction.

"Nothing." She supplied innocently as possible.

"You must think I'm stupid, huh, Wheeler?" Kaiba finally said after a long pause.

"No, I think stupid is an understatement. You are so worse than th-"

Serenity didn't even register what happened next until she found herself flushed against Kaiba, with him hovering over her.

"I didn't ask for an answer, Wheeler!" he growled, getting his face close to hers without possibly touching. He yanked the arm that was behind her back and forced it open but found it empty.

"Hey!"

He frowned then snapped at her, "Where's my flashdrive?"

"I don't have it," she replied a bit too calmly, given the situation she was in.

Kaiba breathed heavily into Serenity's face, nostrils flaring. "How is it possible that you don't have it, Wheeler?" he pressed her arm painfully into the seat. "You were the last one to have it." His blue eyes searched Serenity's clam looking face and narrowed. It traveled down her neck then rested on the arm covering her chest with her bra.

Serenity caught his gaze and rolled her eyes, "It's not there, dimwit, so don't even think about it. I told you, I don't have your flashdrive."

"You are as convincing a 13 year old boy caught masturbating by his mother." Kaiba drawled before reaching for her bra.

"Hey!? What are you doing?" she screamed as he yanked away her arm covering her chest. "You can't go digging in there!"

"Quit screaming like banshee. I just want my flashdrive back." He hid his disappointment when he saw that his flashdrive wasn't in her bra as she claimed.

Damn, where could she have hidden it?

He sounded like if what was happening was a walk in the park. The freakin' ass was molesting her here, and all he could say was 'I want my flashdrive back'? The inconsiderate little shit.

"You fiend!" she exclaimed a bit too dramatically and raised her hand to slap him. He caught her hand just as it was about to make contact with his face and shoved both her hands above her head. The motion caused her chest to brush against Kaiba's jacket much to her unwanted pleasure. A shocked gasped escaped her before she found herself nose-to-nose with a snarling Kaiba.

"Enough games now, Wheeler. Where the fuck is my flashdrive?"

Serenity pressed her lips in a tight line and sneered. If he wanted obscenities, he would get it. "I don't have your fucking flashdrive, you fucking ice bitch! Now get hell off of me before I kick your ass!"

Kaiba stared Serenity before tsking his disapproval and squeezing her wrist tighter when she trashed about beneath him. "Now, Wheeler… I will ask you again-nicely, where is my flashdrive?"

"And I will answer you again-nicely," she said, mimicking his tone, "I don't have it."

They glared at each other as the minutes went by. In all his life, he never met a girl so stubborn, so infuriating. He knew she had his flashdrive and he was impressed that she kept denying it, but damn, it was getting annoying and he was about fed up. He stared down at Serenity as she continued to fight him off. He held her off easily and she screamed her displeasure.

"Listen, Wheeler, just give me my flashdrive so we could get this over with. And don't you dare so you don't have it," he said just as she was about to protest, "I know you have it. So stop wasting my time."

"Like I said…"

"DAMNIT, WHEELER! Quit playing games already and give me my god damn flashdrive!"

"Fuck you and your flashdrive, Kaiba!" Serenity spat, "Now let me go. I'm tired of you man-handling me to prove your point."

Kaiba pushed Serenity deeper into the leather seat and cursed profusely. She took that time in which he was distracted to warp her both her legs around his waist and successfully roll him over beneath her. He exclaimed his surprise and Serenity broke free of his grasp and swiftly positioned her knee on his groin when he made a movement to gain control once again. He stopped short immediately when he felt pressure on his nuts and looked up to find Serenity smirking evilly above him. Her long maroon hair falling over her shoulders, framing his face and her two hands braced against his shoulders.

Son of a bitch! How the hell did that happened?

"Now, Kaiba," Serenity purred deliberately, catching his attention, "I'm going to spell this one out for you slowly, ok, babe?"

Ok, babe? What the hell…

"I. Don't. Have. Your. Flashdrive."

Screw his flashdrive, his nuts was more important.

"Well, if you don't have it, then who the hell does, hmm?"

"I don't know Kaiba-baby, but I would like my bra back."

"I don't have your freakin bra." Kaiba said trying not to squirm too much. After all, she sure did have a firm grip on his jewels. "Now kindly take your knees off my nuts."

"My my, how the table have turned?" she chuckled, "And, as for your nuts? Never, they're mine."

As sinister as she sounded, he was definitely turned on. Who could ask for a more suitable position? He had the best one, beneath a half-naked girl, a million dollar view of the world's best tits, yeah, he sure was lucky alright. Except for the death grip on his nuts, that was the only downfall to this whole situation.

"My nuts belong to no one."

"Yeah yeah," she waved off. She turned her head and began searching for something while Kaiba remain immobilized beneath her, much to his annoyance.

"Easy woman!" Kaiba hissed as the movements of her head caused her knees to sink unintentionally deeper into his nuts.

"Whoops," she giggled much too gleefully for his taste. She quickly located what she was looking for which was above Kaiba's head and leaned forward just a bit to it.

"What are you do-ing?" Kaiba growled as her breast came dangerously closer to his face then hissed when he felt his nuts being squished. "Holy shit, woman! What the hell?"

"Oh, would you quit screaming like a panty woman? Jeez." Serenity rolled her eyes.

"That's my nuts for crying out loud. I need them."

"Oh shut up. I just want my shirt and I'll get off your balls."

"You are so dead when this is all over," Kaiba laughed to himself.

"Whatever, you wussy." Serenity reached for her shirt once again, trying not to lose her knee grip on his balls. Damn, why'd the shirt have to be so far?

"Fuck it, Serenity. You that again and I swear you'll pay."

She ignored his raving and stretched a little more to reach her shirt. When she finally did, she grabbed hold of it and pulled back but slipped in the process with her knees giving out and Kaiba howling in pain. His obscenities rang hard and fast, and were cut short when Serenity fell on top of him with his face buried within her cleavage. Neither of them moved, both of them were shocked senseless. Serenity was blushing so furiously that she starting shaking with embarrassment.

"I… I… umm…"

"Gef off me, Fleeher." Kaiba muttered against her cleavage, his hot breath brushing across her deliciously. She shivered and would have quickly complied if the limo door hadn't suddenly flew open.

A.N:- hoped you enjoyed this one as much as i enjoyed writing it