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Fili: 11

Kili: 9

"Ok Fee I need you to stand by that tree with this apple on your head." I tell my older brother.

"Why? What are you up to?" Fili questions and gives me a look.

"Nothing so quit whining and go stand over there with the apple on your head."

Fili sighs and grumbles a few things before doing as he is told.

"Now I am going to shoot the apple with an arrow and it will hit the tree." I explain.

"Are you sure that that is a good idea?" Fili asks now very worried for his safety.

"Just shut up and hold still."

I notch the arrow and pull the string back. I aim for the apple. I got to be careful otherwise I am going to hit Fili. I hear my uncle yelling at me in the distance but I block him out and I let go of the string. The arrow flies and hits its intended target. The apple hanging off the arrow stuck to the tree.

"Nice shot!" Fili calls and runs over.

"Kili! What were you thinking! You could have hit Fili!" Thorin scolds as he gets to us.

"I wouldn't hit Fili. I am too good and I never miss my target."

"I don't care just don't do it again. Mahal help me if your mother saw this." He says and looks at the sky.

"She did see uncle. She is always watching us." I say in a small voice.

"Yes she is and if she saw either one of you get hurt when I was supposed to be caring for you she will haunt me for the rest of my life!" he exclaims.

Fili and I giggle. "She would haunt you and kill you." Fili snickers.

"Well off to do your chores then. If I ever see a stunt pulled like this again you will be in huge trouble."

Needless to say Fili and I still did it we just made sure uncle was not around.

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