Hello! ShadowRonin has brought it with Chapter 2! Hope you all like it. My friend, G.Reaper, told me to not have those big paragraphs, so I broke them down as best as I could. Hope you like!
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Naruto. The Lawyers with briefcases dare me to even try. (Sweat drops) I do own Satoshi and Gatto though. They are mine!
Chapter 2: "You Will Regret Taking Me On!" Satoshi Makes an Enemy.
When Satoshi woke up, he realized he was in a jail cell. "How did I get here?" Satoshi asked. "Hiashi brought us here. He plans to kill us." Gatto said rather calmly. (Great! I bet he doesn't want us eating either.) Satoshi said to Gatto, pulling out a few scrolls.
He touched one of the kanji, and a double cheeseburger appeared. He ate it, savoring the taste. (I'll have to rationalize my scroll of food.) Satoshi thought to himself. When he finished his burger, he saw Hiashi approach him.
"You still think you can take us?" Hiashi said. "Without these cells, hell yes." Satoshi said calmly while sitting Indian Style. Hiashi was pissed at Satoshi's calmness, but he didn't show it. "I've talked to the council. They said your punishment is death. Hope you keep that optimism in the afterlife." Hiashi said, smiling evilly and walking away.
"He must really think he's stronger than me. I will change the way he sees me." Satoshi said to himself. He then did the Body Flicker Jutsu and appeared in the Main Hall. "Now where am I?" Satoshi said, before Neji appeared. "How the hell did you get in here?" Neji asked. "I have my ways." Satoshi said. Satoshi thought he heard a feint sound. "TAROGAN!" He said, and before Neji's eyes, his eyes changed from dark blue to orange, with a black slit going along the middle vertically.
(What the? A Bloodline Trait?) Neji thought to himself. Satoshi looked up and saw that Hinata was in a room with her father. But what really ticked him off was that he was way too close to her, and both their pants were off. She was obviously not enjoying this, so he decided to intervene.
"Hey, you need to aim your Byakugan up there!" Satoshi said, urgency in his voice. Neji, confused, used his Byakugan and looked up where Satoshi was pointing. What he saw made him sick to his stomach. Hiashi was having his way with Hinata. "That stops now. You are witness to this!" Satoshi said to Neji. He then used the Body Flicker Jutsu, and appeared behind Hiashi.
"USE THIS DAMNED APPENDAGE FOR EVIL NO MORE!" Satoshi said, winding up and kicking Hiashi in his nuts. Hiashi then was crouched over, in obvious pain. "Argh…my Hyuuga jewels…" Hiashi slowly said. Though Neji saw it through the ceiling, he couldn't help but cringe at the blow.
(He is very thorough with his attacks…) Neji said, running up the stairs into the room they were in. Hiashi had practically fainted from the blow. "Hey, you want revenge on him?" Satoshi asked. He then laid the unconscious and half naked Hiashi on top of her. It was okay since she had fainted when Satoshi smashed his nuts in.
"Mew, you are a dick. You are doing this to a young girl while she is out?" Gatto asked. "Don't worry, this will be hilarious." Satoshi said. He then cleared his voice and screamed out "HELP, MURDERERS!" In Hiashi's voice. He then grabbed Neji and used the Body Flicker Jutsu.
They were on the roof of the house, both using their eye powers to see what was gonna happen next. When the Main Family appeared, they saw that Hiashi was half naked on top of Hinata, pants gone.
There was an roar of anger, and Satoshi couldn't help but get a kick out of this.
"This is FUNNY!" Satoshi said, laughing really hard. Neji couldn't help but chuckle a little. When the Main members came and accosted Hiashi, Satoshi and Neji reappeared near Hinata.
"Sorry to use you like that while you were out, but the revenge was way too sweet." Satoshi said. Hinata was blood red, from embarrassment and anger. "The plus is we got the bastard from being able to do that again." Satoshi said. "If you need to vent out any frustration from being used, then take it out on this guy." Satoshi said, creating a Carbon Clone.
Hinata then, despite her usual attitude. proceeded to beating the shit out of the clone. "I guess she was enraged." Satoshi said sweat dropping. "I think for the first time ever, Hinata has found someone she genuinely hates." Neji said. They both sighed as Hinata left the Clone Satoshi muttering incoherent things.
The next day, Neji went to his usual training spot. There, he saw Tenten and Lee. "Hey Neji, I'm sorry to hear about what happened at your house." Lee said. Over the years, Lee had gotten rid of his bowl cut, letting it grow out and putting it into a ponytail. He still had the same temperament and attitude though.
"No need to worry. I'm sure the council will figure something out. Hiashi is gonna be in a shit load of trouble." Neji said. "I heard that the Hokage is planning something big for all us Chuunin. She even allowed Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro to join in the fun." Tenten said, completely changing the subject randomly. "It starts in a few hours."
"Seems like Jiraiya has something to do with this." Neji said. "It should be fun. The explosion of youth in one room would prove to be amazing!" Gai said, appearing out of nowhere, and posing some odd, and slightly homosexual pose. Tenten and Neji sweat dropped, while Lee cheered for his sensei.
(At the same house Satoshi appeared in)
Satoshi woke up in the empty house that Neji said he could borrow. "Okay, I sent a Carbon Clone to scope out the village last night, and steal a Konoha headband. I think I can blend in for the time being." Satoshi said to himself.
"Mew, there is something going on. I want you to hang here, and blend in with these people." Gatto said. (Like I wasn't. I wouldn't be Satoshi Musashi if I didn't have fun while hiding out.) Satoshi said. He put on his white baggy T-shirt, and dark blue shorts, and slipped his ninja sandals on, tied the Konoha headband around his neck, and cracked his knuckles. "Let's rock!" Satoshi said, leaving the house.
(At the Main Entrance to A Recently Built Camp.)
At about dawn (5:00) everyone arrived at a giant cabin. The sign outside of it said Camp Leaf. (Seems like something big!) Satoshi thought to himself.
"Okay, is everyone here?" Tsunade asked in the main lodge. "This is going to be great!" Naruto said. "Shut up dobe. Your gonna give me a headache!" Sasuke said. "Seems like the Rookie 9 are here, along with Team Gai." Sakura said.
She then saw Satoshi walking in. "Who is that? He doesn't look familiar." Shikamaru said. "Whoever he is, he is pretty cute." Ino said. "I don't know. He looks pretty troublesome." Shikamaru said. "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" A man's voice screamed.
Everyone looked over to Hiashi. Satoshi recognized it as Hiashi's voice and decided to answer him. "Geez Hiashi-baka, you really shouldn't be screaming and losing your temper. You are the head of the Hyuuga family." Satoshi said. They looked over at Satoshi.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, YOU BASEBORN CHILD!" Hiashi screamed, activating his Byakugan, the 2 Main Members also activated theirs. "You insult me one more time, and I will kill you here and now!" Satoshi replied, his Tarogan activating. There was an intense showdown.
"What, no reason to make me eat my words?" Satoshi taunted. The other nin were amazed that someone was actually back talking Hiashi. "So, you are the one who is accused of raping Hinata Hyuuga?" Tsunade asked. Everyone turned to Satoshi, and then glanced at Hinata.
"What the FUCK? I did no such damn thing! Who said…Hiashi." Satoshi said, glaring daggers at Hiashi. Neji and Hinata were appalled that Hiashi would try something like this. "I demand he is not allowed to participate in this! And my family be allowed to take care of him in a manner befitting the Hyuugas." Hiashi said.
"Like you can stop me!" Satoshi said. Then he smirked. "I got an idea. How about we fight for it. I'll wager my participation and you telling the truth if I win. If I lose, then I'll admit to raping Hinata!" Satoshi said. Everyone gasped at the bold wager that was made. Neji was stunned, and Hinata was surprised. Satoshi looked her way and gave a sincere smile.
"Fine, but you won't fight me. Your opponent is him!" Hiashi said, pointing at Kakashi. "Fine, I will fight Uchiha-san." Satoshi said. He could see the Sharingan under his headband. "I am not an Uchiha. My name is Kakashi Hatake, and I don't really want to get dragged into this." Kakashi said, reading his Icha Icha Paradise Book. "Sorry Hatake-san, but it seems like we are gonna fight!" Satoshi and Kakashi then stared each other down. One smirking, the other with a bored look.
ShadowRonin: That there be chapter two for you. As you can see, Satoshi has already brought attention to himself.
Satoshi: Not by choice! Hiashi won't leave me alone! I am merely defending myself.
Gatto (In Spark Form): Yeah, and having Hinata go through that wasn't evil.
Satoshi/ShadowRonin: (Sweat drops)
Gatto: You are sick, both of you!
ShadowRonin: All insults aside, get ready for chapter 3. Hopefully, I'll have it this Friday or Saturday!