Hello my loyal fans! (Or in this case fan... since G.Reaper seems to be the only one aware of my meager existance... tears roll off) But that won't stop me! I shall write on! And write on I shall! But I've droned on for too long.

Naruto and the other Rookie 9 are 16. Team Gai is 17. Kakashi and Gai are 33, and Gatto is old enough to know what wooly mammoths look like.

Disclaimer: Tried to buy Naruto off, but they don't accept I.O.Us, so I don't own Naruto. Satoshi and Gatto are mine though, and that will remain so!

Chapter 3: Unbelievable Victory. The Truth Shall Seal Your Future.

Satoshi charged at Kakashi, only to realize that he was looking at the ceiling. (Okay, that was pretty damn fast. He is good.) Satoshi thought to himself. Kakashi had grabbed his arm, and flipped him onto his back.

"Okay, I will get you this time." Satoshi said, running at Kakashi. This time, Kakashi went into his pockets. Satoshi stopped, expecting some sort of attack, but instead Kakashi pulled out a Icha Icha Paradise book. Satoshi sweat dropped, and got a little mad. He charged at Kakashi, only to have him disappear, and reappear behind him.

Satoshi was expecting this, and had a Jutsu ready. "Lighting Style, Thunder Dome Jutsu!" Satoshi said, and a dome of electricity appeared around him. Kakashi was shot back, and caught off guard. He got up, showing he wasn't hurt to bad.

"Okay Hatake-san, I'm not one to senselessly drag on a fight. Let's fight for real. Fight me like you would against Orochimaru!" Satoshi said. Kakashi nodded and lifted his headband to show the Sharingan.

Satoshi, happy that Kakashi was taking him seriously, began powering up. When he reached the peak, he transformed into Spark form. The Tarogan was also activated. "Now, we fight for real!" Kakashi said. "I wouldn't have it any other way." Satoshi said.

Satoshi and Kakashi then disappeared, making it hard for the other nin to follow. Sasuke was barely able to catch them, because of Sharingan. "What's happening Sasuke?" Naruto asked. "Well, they are fighting at a speed that is pretty unbelievable for regular ninjas." Sasuke said. Then in the corner, Satoshi was sliding along the ground.

He jumped up, and threw down some smoke grenades before Kakashi got near him again. When the smoke cleared, Kakashi ducked in time to avoid a beam of lightning. Kakashi threw a kunai, just to be greeted by 15 shuriken.

The smoke clearded and Satoshi was pointing and Kakashi and smirking. "I say we finish this in the next move. Want to keep the crowd entertained." Satoshi said. "Fine. I will use my own technique." Kakashi said, charging chakra into his hands.

The chakra then started growing more furious. Satoshi then started charging chakra into his hand as well. Kakashi had the Lightning Blade ready, and Satoshi had electricity surging out of his hand.

"LIGHTNING BLADE!" Kakashi said, running at Satoshi. "LIGHTNING CLAW!" Satoshi said, jumping into the air. When he came down, both attacks connected head on. Kakashi slid back a few yards, and Satoshi flew into the air, and landed on his back. He was out cold, and he powered down

"I guess you lose…" Kakashi said, putting his headband back around his Sharingan. "WRONG!" A voice like Satoshi's said. Then, using the Body Flicker Jutsu, he appeared behind Kakashi, and grabbed his forehead and rammed his head into the ground. To say Kakashi was out was an understatement. He had spirals where his eye was.

"WHAT? How did that happen?" Hiashi screamed. "That's easy!" Spark said. "When I threw the smoke grenades, I created a Carbon Clone and told it to disappear until the time was right. That time was now." Spark said.

He then walked over to the unconscious Satoshi and started shaking him. Satoshi stirred, and then saw himself. "You get him?" Satoshi asked. "Yeah!" Spark said. They then fused together, and Satoshi, in regular form, fell to one knee.

"I guess he hit a lot harder than my other thought." Satoshi said, panting. "Well, now let's hear the truth Hiashi." "The truth? I'll tell you the truth! You raped my daughter!" Hiashi said. Satoshi, not surprised that he would lie, activated his Tarogan, and then the area became noticeably hotter.

Hiashi then thought he was back in his room, and the only other person he could see was Hinata. "Ah Hinata, you must be here to make sure your sister is safe." Hiashi said, a lustful look in his eyes. Hinata looked scared, and backed away.

"No need to run, I will try to be gentle. Just let your father have his way with you." Hiashi said, making his way towards her. Satoshi then let down the Genjutsu, and he was back in the Main Lodge.

"What the…Genjutsu?" Hiashi said. "Wow, she allowed you to do whatever to her to protect her little sister? You are evil." Satoshi said. Hiashi never saw Satoshi come in between them.

"Hokage-sama, what do you plan to do with rapists?" Satoshi asked. "YOU BASTARD!" Hiashi screamed, hitting Satoshi. Satoshi, pissed off, started radiating fire chakra.

"What? How can you have this much chakra left?" Hiashi said. "Mew, you need to stop! Kaji-Oni can't be revealed." Gatto said, realizing it was pointless to try and stop him. Satoshi then focused the fire into his right hand, and charged at Hiashi.

He faked like he was gonna hit him straight up, but he disappeared, and reappeared, giving him a powerful uppercut. He then mumbled Release, and a stream of fire shot out of his hand, engulfing Hiashi. Hiashi landed unconscious, and Satoshi put his hands in his pockets as a normal reflex. "I guess you couldn't keep up." Satoshi said. He then had a stunned look, realizing what he said. Tsunade looked scared.

Satoshi smiled, and everyone cheered for him. He bowed and waved. "I just make sure that all evil was defeated." Satoshi said. "Alright, if all things have been finished, welcome to Camp Konoha. This is a vacation for 5 days, since we have been on edge, with Sound attacking and all. So, I have made it like this, all the girls will sleep in 2 cabins, and all the guys get 2 other cabins. Since that little scuffle took up too much time, you all get the rest of the day to do whatever." Tsunade said, and everyone took off to engage in their own businesses.

"I know who you are." Tsunade said, when it was just her, Satoshi, Kakashi (They both knew that he wasn't fighting at full strength. He merely wanted to see how Hiashi would react.), Anko, Iruka, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma, and Jiraiya. "You do?" Satoshi said, intrigue in his voice.

"You are the Kaji-Oni of The Village Hidden in the Heavens." Tsunade said. All the Jounin (yes, Iruka is a Jounin in this story,) had amazed looks.

"You are the one Orochimaru was after?" Anko said. "The Fire Deity? The one who mastered over 200 fire jutsus?" Kakashi said. Jiraiya was calm. "You also peeked in the girls bathhouse on the way here, didn't you?" Jiraiya asked. Satoshi blushed and his eyes turned white.

"You pushed me in there, you perverted bastard!" Satoshi replied. He had been pushed into the girls bathroom by a frog, and he got his ass powned by the nude girls.

"Besides that, you are going to be watched sharply." Tsunade said. "Well, since I've been found out, I can ditch this headband." Satoshi said, throwing the Konoha headband to Tsunade. He then tied his Sun Village headband around his neck. "But to be accurate, my Fire Skills are sealed at the moment to hide my identity. I can use basic fire skills, but if I need my true power, I won't hesitate to unleash it!" Satoshi said. "Later!"

ShadowRonin: That's chapter three done and done. I know your ready for the sparks to fly!

Satoshi: That, and I pulled a bogus victory off of Kakashi, just because he could tell I was telling the truth.

Gatto: That Kakashi seems pretty cool. Sort of keeps to himself though.

ShadowRonin: Don't worry about Kakashi. He manages. On a random note, my chapters will begin to get longer and longer, but the story will still be a major adventure of action, adventure, and a little bit of everything here and there. Chapter 4 isn't on a specific date, so watch out for it!