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Chapter 13: Journey to Becoming Jounin! The Sun Nin's Random Dilemmas!

(Morning: Roughly 10:00)

Satoshi woke up the next day. He put on his regular clothes, and walked around town for a while. When it was noon, he felt a feint chakra signature, and could smell blood. He looked around and saw that the blood was coming from the new Hot Springs that was made when Sound attacked, and a hidden Geyser seeped through.

He used the Tarogan and saw 3 figures sitting on top of the stone pillars that separated the girls pool and the boys pool. Satoshi sighed and ran towards the outdoor bathhouse. He knew that the blood didn't come from an attack, and he knew the Frog Sannin was causing trouble, and gaining material for his next book.

(Training Grounds 9)

Tyson woke up, and was dressed in a few minutes. He received a letter from Neji saying he was gonna meet Hanabi's team for training. He knew it was to help them, but the only thing he had to offer was Taijutsu training.

That and building chakra, since his seals fed off it. He knew no Ninjutsu or Genjutsu whatsoever. (Me and Lee have more in common than most others know, except his Gates drain his strength, and my Seals drain my chakra. I have it easier, but my chakra recovers at a pathetically low rate.) Tyson thought to himself.

He walked up to the Team 9 training grounds and saw Hanabi talking to 2 other boys. He pulled out a bell and thought of a way to bore them to death. Hanabi saw him coming, and she immediately latched onto Tyson's arm.

"sigh Why did you call me here Hanabi?" Tyson asked. "Because Genma-sensei said he had business to attend to, and Kakashi-sensei was busy as well. You aren't a Jounin, but I trust you are really strong!" Hanabi said.

"Hey Hanabi, that your boyfriend?" One of the boys screamed. Hanabi blushed a really bright red, and scowled. "Maybe!" She replied, and the two boys started sniggering, while Tyson wished the day would hurry up and end. He sat them down and said they would introduce themselves. The kids were confused, so he showed them how it was done.

"I'm Tyson Kusanagi. My likes are various things, but I don't see why I should tell you. I have many things and people I dislike, and as for a dream, none pop into my head at the moment." Tyson said. (We didn't learn a damn thing about him.) Konohamaru thought in his head. "You sound like Kakashi-Sensei!" One of the boys, wearing a hat, said.

"Yeah, we are similar. Now, you." He said, pointing at the boy with the hat. "I'm Inari. I don't like anything in particular, but I look up to Haku-senpai and his brother and sister and Zabuza-san. I dislike not having Naruto around to train me. And I dream of being able to defeat Haku-senpai in a duel!" Inari said.

(Naruto must have been in the team that stopped Zabuza and Haku. I guess they changed their ways.) Tyson thought to himself. (Even the Sun Village knew of the Genin Team that stopped The Demon of the Mist.) Then the other boy in a yellow shirt and goggles spoke up.

"I'm Konohamaru! I like when Naruto teaches me new techniques, and I dislike it when one of our pranks is broken up. My dream is to become Hokage after Naruto and follow my grandfather!" Konohamaru said, thrusting his fist into the air. (If Naruto is training him slightly, then he may become an awesome force.)

Tyson then cringed when he realized it was Hanabi's turn. "I'm Hanabi Hyuuga. I like my cousin and my older sister, and…" She stopped and blushed and looked away from Tyson, who sweat dropped. "I dislike the way father used to run the family and the fact that I can't change it yet. And I wish to become the greatest leader the Clan ever saw, and claim a certain Sun Nin!" She said.

Tyson sweat dropped again, and his eyes became dots. (Well, her goals seem…out there. She will make a great leader some day, and maybe in a few years, she will be as strong as Neji.) Tyson deliberately avoided thinking on the last part because Kasumi would think down of him. "Okay, now you know that I specialize in Taijutsu, so I will use some training that my family put me through. I have here a bell. If you want to get better, than get the bell. Anything goes, don't be afraid of trying to kill me." Tyson said. (Like they could.)

(Bathhouse)

Satoshi appeared and saw that Jiraiya was there, along with Genma and Kakashi. "Dude, you three are kidding me! I understand Jiraiya, but Kakashi and whoever the hell you are, that's just wrong!" Satoshi said. "It's Genma." The other brown haired man said.

"Whatever, this is wrong! You are peeping on them!" Satoshi said, before he only counted 2 Jounin. He tried to figure out where Jiraiya was, before he was pushed off the cliff, into the girls spring. He quickly figured out a plan and transformed before he hit the water. When the girls looked to see what happened, a girl with 2 ponytails appeared from the water.

"Sorry, I wanted to do a cannonball, but I got carried away." She said, scratching the back of her head. In his transformed state, Satoshi sighed. (That bastard. He'll get his.) Satoshi thought to himself before he left the girls side.

Once he was close to outside, he dropped the transformation, and turned his towel back into his goggles. He then body flicked back to Jiraiya and co., where they were laughing their asses off. Satoshi was about to clock them, but Jiraiya did something, and sealed his chakra temporarily.

(Gatto, break this seal!) "I can't." Satoshi's face read a WHAT!?!?! Before Jiraiya pushed him down again. Satoshi sighed, knowing that he was royally screwed. He took one final look before he hit the water and saw Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Kasumi enter. (DAMMIT!!!) Satoshi screamed in his mind as he hit the water.

(Training Grounds 9)

Tyson smirked. He had just called for them to start, and Inari and Hanabi (hesitant at first, but Tyson promised a kiss if she got him.) went to hide. Tyson was happy knowing that they knew how to hide themselves, except one. (Figures, Konohamaru would act like Naruto.) Tyson thought to himself.

"I want to challenge you, one-on-one!" Konohamaru said. "Of the three here, you seem to be the odd man out." Tyson said, knowing he was hitting a nerve. Konohamaru growled, and charged. Tyson placed his bell on his side pocket, and got into his stance. He was expecting him to attack, but Tyson jumped up and saw a Water Missile whish under him.

(Crap, that was close.) Tyson thought to himself. He looked around, and saw that Konohamaru disappeared as well. When he looked around, he saw that the three Genin had him surrounded. "Okay, you look like your coming at me with full force!" Tyson said. They all smirked and got into their own stances. "Then come with it!" Tyson said.

(Bathhouse)

When Satoshi fell into the pool, he stayed under water. (Damnit, there are too many bodies for me to swim out safely!) "Why don't you stay underwater till I can break the seal?" (And how long will that take?) "About 15 minutes." (I don't have that much time!)

Satoshi and Gatto mentally sighed. Satoshi played with his chakra, and realized he could use Tarogan, so he searched underwater to see if there were any way he could get out of this unscathed. (If I manage to get out of this alive, I am going to skin Jiraiya alive!) Satoshi thought to himself.

When he came to reality, he realized he was staring directly under Hinata's chest, and blood was threatening to leak from his nose. He looked away, and saw all sorts of women without their towels on, boobs hanging everywhere.

Blood slowly dripped out, and he quickly swished the red water away without giving away his presence. He was stuck, screwed, and most likely in some really deep shit. He stuck to the side of the wall, hoping no one would come near him, but Kami decided to mess with him, and Hinata sat where he was, thinking he was a rock. He froze, and began crying invisible tears, knowing some higher power was fucking with him.

(Realm of Gods)

In the realm of the gods, Kami, in the form he takes on DBZ, Jesus, and Buddha were having a council meeting. "Okay, what do we do now that he is underwater and under the girl?" Kami asked. "Let's have her drop something and spot him." Buddha said. "I got a better idea!" Jesus said, whispering it to the other gods. "Awesome. Let's do it!" Kami said.

(Back to the present

Hinata dropped her soap into the water, next to Satoshi. She reached under and grabbed something hard. Despite what Satoshi may want to say, he was getting hard watching all these boobies all over the place, and her grabbing his manhood was driving him insane.

"Heh? What's this?" Hinata asked, felling it up. Satoshi then had a major nose-bleed, his breath ran out, and he floated to the top, unconscious. The body got everyone's attention, and Satoshi came to. He looked around at the nakedness, and sweat dropped from the glares he was receiving.

He was then pummeled to oblivion, and they finished him off by having Sakura use her inhuman strength to punch him out the bath house into a tree. Satoshi stayed unconscious and battered for about 10 minutes.

(Training Ground 9)

Kai looked for Tyson to tell him about the Jounin Exam, and left to find him. He found him training the Genin in Hanabi's group, and decided to watch. Tyson jumped, and used his hand to flip over Inari, grabbing his hat in the process.

When he landed, he spun around and sweep kicked Konohamaru, and put Inari's hat on. "sigh Just a little to small." Tyson said, ducking to avoid to 3 shuriken coming at his face. "Hey, if you want your cap, come and get it!" He said, running up a tree, and standing on the top.

"Argh, I got him!" Konohamaru said. "Safe for a while." Tyson said looking at the students, till he heard a Shadow Clone Jutsu and 3 Konohamarus using themselves to launch at him. He was surprised, and fell back to Earth. He did a quick back flip, and landed on his feet. He then noticed that Hanabi was gone. He was about to say something, before he was pushed forward, and was hugged from behind.

(Ah FUCK!) Tyson screamed in his mind. Hanabi had gotten behind him, and had him in a tight grasp. "Yay! I got you!" She screamed. Tyson jumped up and tried to fling her off, but she had an iron grip. He jumped to avoid 3 Konohamarus, and did a matrix style dodge to avoid another Water Missile. He then felt Hanabi let him go, and heard her mutter Byakugan, and press various Tenketsus on his back.

He then fell back, paralyzed temporarily. (FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!) Tyson screamed in his mind, knowing there were kids in his presence. "We win!" Inari said, pulling out a bell from a stunned Tyson. Hanabi released his Tenketsus, and he slowly got up. She relatched onto his arm, and he sighed. "You know you owe me a kiss!" Hanabi said.

Tyson sweat dropped, and mentally beat himself down. He sighed and kissed Hanabi on the cheek. She blushed and looked down. "Hey Tyson, I didn't know you went for younger girls." Kai said, smirking. Tyson gave him the 2 finger salute, and Kai chuckled. "It's lunch time, I'm sure Kasumi made something." Kai said. He left, and Tyson followed him, along with the Genins.

(Bathhouse)

When Satoshi woke up, he was pretty pissed. He radiated a killer intent. His chakra was unsealed, and he made a show of it. He slowly, and evilly got up, and you could see the electric chakra surging. Random bystanders saw him and stared getting a little nervous.

His hair undid itself, and he had the Tarogan activated. He put his goggles into his pocket before he jumped into the air, and saw Jiraiya, Kakashi and Genma staring at the young girls in the girl's side. (Hinata and co. are still there.)

"BANZAI!!!!" Satoshi screamed, and three perverts looked up in time to see Satoshi drop onto them, in Spark Form, and tear them apart. Their girlish screams could be heard, and the girls recognized Jiraiya. They all blushed and thanked whoever was killing him.

After roughly a minute of bone crushing sounds, scraping sounds, and an electric storm of death, Jiraiya, Genma, and Kakashi fell to the girl's side, landing on the waterless ground. Satoshi stood on the side of the cliff (literally) and did the Shadow Clone Jutsu and created 5 more of himself.

He then did the hand signs for the Lightning Gun Jutsu and each clone and himself shot at them at least 20 times. "GET ME IN TROUBLE AFTER BUSTING YOU PERVERTS AGAIN, AND I WILL DISMEMBER EACH OF YOU ONE BY ONE!!!!!" Satoshi screamed, Gatto's voice getting through as well.

"GIRLS, THEIR ALL YOURS!!!" Satoshi said, walking down the cliff down the border that divided them and jumped off the gate, putting his goggles back onto his head. Hinata, figuring out what really happened earlier, left to get her clothes and follow Satoshi, while smiling at the damage that the three perverts were receiving.

Satoshi sighed once Gatto's chakra left his body. His hair was undone, and it was a pain to keep it in it's bangs. He decided to have a Carbon Clone fix it later, before he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned and saw Hinata with a happy look on her face.

"Yo." Satoshi said. "Your hair came undone again." Hinata said. Satoshi shrugged and looked into her eyes. He could tell what question she was gonna ask, but she was either too afraid or embarrassed to ask. "If you want, you can fix my hair." Satoshi said, earning a bright smile from her.

(Satoshi's house)

Tyson and Kai made it home, but was surprised to see no one home. Tyson figured Kasumi was out, and laid out on the couch. The Genin boys were amusing themselves, and Hanabi sat in front of the couch, waiting for him to fall asleep.

After a while, Tyson fell asleep from boredom, and Hanabi decided to sit on top of Tyson. Kai noticed, but decided that seeing Kasumi's reaction would be more hilarious. Unfortunately for the Flame Warrior, Hanabi fell asleep on him, and his arm came over her.

Kasumi made it home at around 2:00, and was surprised to see Tyson with Hanabi on top of him. Kai was expecting a situation that would be fun to watch, but instead, Kasumi said "Awwwww." and smiled. "He looks like he's protecting her like a little sister." Kasumi said.

"Yeah." Kai said. (Damn, that was no fun…) "Where's Satoshi?" "He had to deal with some local perverts that decided to frame him." Kasumi said. Kai sighed and went to eat. Kasumi smiled, and kissed Tyson on the forehead when Kai wasn't around.

(Random Field)

Satoshi was laying in Hinata's lap as she was putting his hair back into the bangs they used to be in while resting her back on a tree just outside the training grounds, which were empty. He was peacefully sleeping, enjoying the sensation that came with her playing with his hair.

"Your hair, it's so interesting." Hinata said, waking Satoshi. "Nah, it's nothing." Satoshi said. "But it is always changing colors. Along with your powers." Hinata said. "Well, true, but it's still nothing." Satoshi replied. He looked up and caught a glimpse of Hinata's beautiful lavender eyes. In his opinion, her eyes were more beautiful since the pupils were there.

She caught him staring at her, and they both turned away and blushed. Satoshi then noticed she still had the ring on he gave her. "You still have the ring on?" Satoshi asked. "Of course, I would be very sad if I lost it." Hinata said. "How come?" "Because it's proof that we are to be married." Satoshi blushed and looked away.

He looked up, and Hinata was lost in his gaze. They were unconsciously moving towards each other, and they both realized they were touching noses. "You mean it when you say that you're okay that I accidentally got us engaged?" Satoshi asked.

"Yes." Hinata said. "Good." He said before capturing her lips in a passionate kiss. After about a minute they parted, blushing heavily. "I'm sorry, that was probably outside my right." Satoshi said, before he was gently pulled up and received a kiss from Hinata. He licked the bottom of her lips begging entrance and he was admitted, tasting the inside of her.

They made out for about 5 minutes before they stopped for air. They both smiled and Satoshi took his place on her lap, until she was done. After 2 hours of idol chit-chat, and Satoshi commenting on his ability to kick perverts asses, she was done. "That took less time than last time." Hinata said.

"Last time?" Satoshi asked. "You were unconscious when I did them." Hinata replied. He shrugged and got up. "Well, want to head back to the house? I bet Kasumi made lunch." Satoshi said. Hinata nodded, and got up as well. The both then walked back to the house, hand in hand.

(Satoshi's House)

Kasumi wasn't surprised when Satoshi made it back at about 3:00. She knew that he loved the food she cooked, and was always there once it was done. "You're on time Satoshi, I made a few sandwiches today." Kasumi said. Satoshi smiled and noticed Tyson with Hanabi on him.

"He make a new girlfriend?" Satoshi asked, and got the result he expected. Kasumi blushed and glared at him, causing him to sweat drop. "Just kidding. He won't admit it, but he likes her like a little sister. I'm sure Hanabi is aware of that, but is just teasing him." Satoshi said.

Kasumi's glare lightened up a little. Satoshi knew if Kasumi got mad, whoever pissed her off would be dead. "Be nice, Kasumi. He didn't mean to make you mad." Hinata said. Satoshi then proceeded to waking Tyson up.

"Hey lover boy, lunch is ready!" Satoshi said, before his world went dark. Kasumi heard what he said, and threw a wrench at his head. Satoshi was on the ground, spirals for eyes. Hinata sweat dropped, and proceeded to poking him with a stick. "He will be okay, the demon inside of him will wake him up in a few minutes." Kasumi said.

"What?" Hinata asked. "Yeah, Gatto, the demon cat that rivals Kyuubi. He has it inside of him. They are on friendly terms, and Satoshi treats him like a mentor and best friend." Kasumi said. "So, he's like Naruto?" Hinata asked.

"Naruto? You mean the crazy blond boy? He has Kyuubi in him?" Kasumi asked. "Yeah, only me and Sasuke know." Hinata said. "That explains why Satoshi was instantly friends." Kasumi said. Tyson stirred, and realized he had someone on him. He looked over, and Hanabi was asleep on him.

He cringed, and sighed. He slowly sat up and laid her on the couch. He then stepped on Satoshi. "Why is he on the ground?" Tyson asked. "Because he decided to crack jokes." Kasumi said. He sweat dropped, and grabbed a sandwich. They stayed at the house for the rest of the day.

(Konoha Hospital)

"What the hell happened to you three?" Tsunade asked. Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Genma crawled to the hospital, from seriously bad injuries. "We made Satoshi mad. He then became this demon from hell and beat the holy hell out of all three of us!" Jiraiya said.

"Why did that happen?" Tsunade asked, and all three visibly sweated. "Well, I was gathering data for my books, and we threw him into the pool after draining his chakra. He became a monster. He stomped all on us." Jiraiya said.

"You probably deserved it." Tsunade said, obviously not feeling any sympathy for the Frog Sannin. "Hey Baa-Chan, I heard that Jiraiya got his ass handed to him by some guy who blasted him mercilessly with Electricity!" Naruto screamed, running through the door. "Oh really, well, ask him yourself." Tsunade said, dismissing them, and admitting the three into a hospital.

ShadowRonin: Well this brings an end to their different ways of 'training.'

Satoshi: That was a really interesting chapter.

All: (Giving Satoshi a You-know-what-you-did-look)

Satoshi: What? Did I get something stuck in my teeth?

Tyson: Who knew you were such a romantic?

Satoshi: (mumbles something inaudible, and walks away)

Kai: Well he's just shy about what happens between them.

ShadowRonin: Well, you've read the chapter, now if you have something to say, hit the little button that says Review, or small woodland creatures will appear, making my world all happy and cheerful.

Kasumi: Until Shadow cracks, and kills them all in a blind rage. Think cute furry creatures burning alive!

Gatto: My kind of Heaven!

All: O.O

ShadowRonin: -.- Dude your depressing.