Yo!! I bring you a long chapter on the adventures of the Sun Nin in America. This is the second part, and is more comical than the last one. But it's still good, and I enjoyed writing it. So, enjoy my loyal fans/ people who want to read it/ people who have nothing better to do with their time than to humor a Ronin who lives in the Shadows.

Chapter 21: Journeys in America Part 2: A Girl's School, A Old Dojo, and dodging the Police.

It has been a week since Team Musashi took out the 4 Demon Lords. Everyone has recovered, and are now dealing with a new problem: lack of money. "We wouldn't be in this mess if Tyson hadn't gotten us kicked out of the village!" Satoshi said.

"What!? Can I help it if I'm a damn good poker player?" Tyson asked. "Yeah, and the fact that you got caught cheating really helped in the end?" Kai asked, and Tyson sweat dropped. They had enough money for a night in a hotel, and that was it. They decided to worry about money later. Tyson, Satoshi, and Kai took the floor, while Koji took the couch, and Kasumi got the lone bed.

When morning came, Satoshi received word from Brandon that he had a way for him to earn money, so he left for a school. Tyson found a flyer last night, and took off for the address on it. He was the first to awake, and because of that, Kasumi feigned asleep, and followed him. Koji and Kai were left with nothing to do, so they decided to tour the town for a while.

(School)

Satoshi made it to the school, but was surprised to see nothing but girls. (My mission is here? Why did Brandon do this to me?) Satoshi asked. "No matter Mew, he said to get in unnoticed, and talk to the principal. He used to be a ninja, and knows more about the situation."

With that, Satoshi went to an area that wasn't full of people, and began walking along the side of the building. He reached an empty classroom at the top, and decided to enter from there. He looked around, noticing that all the girls exuded some form of chakra.

(Great, now I have a school of Kunoichi. Might as well find the principal's office.) Satoshi thought to himself, using his Tarogan to find the office. After a few seconds, he found it, and used Body Flicker to appear in the room with the principal. "Ah, Satoshi Musashi. I didn't expect you to just appear out of thin air." He said.

"Hey, I'm not the Number 1 'Lets Pull Something Out My Ass' Ninja for no reason!" Satoshi said. "True, your reputation even reaches here in New York. You have what it takes to become a Sannin, maybe even a Kage!" He said. "Naw, I just shoot to have a good time, and complete a mission here and there." Satoshi said, scratching the back of his head.

"Okay then. Here's the situation. One of the staff members in my school has a scroll from the Village Hidden in the Streets. It wouldn't normally be important, but this scroll holds all the secrets of the Streets, and Brandon would be busted by the police if they ever got it! Your job is to infiltrate the classes and look for anything unusual."

With that, Satoshi put two and two together and had a stunned look, with his face blue. "No." "Yeah, you have to look like a girl." Satoshi immediately shuddered and sighed. "Okay…" With that, he used the Transformation Jutsu, and left the office. (This day is going to suck!)

(Old Dojo)

Tyson, seeing that he woke up at an ungodly hour, decided to visit his old romping grounds. Hard to believe, but Tyson originated from America. He was dropped off at the Sun Village when he was 7 with his Uncle, a month after he got the Seal of Fire.

"Heh, the family Seals originated from America. I hope the family still recognizes me. I haven't seen them in over 10 years. Only been me and Uncle." Tyson said to himself. He walked a few blocks, and came to an old dojo. "Seems like Grandpa still keeps the dojo running." Tyson said, opening the door.

What he didn't expect to see was his grandpa on the ground, most likely in pain, and 2 people hovering over him. "Hmph, some old man who runs a dojo. That holds no…" The boy didn't finish, because he was immediately kicked into the wall. "Hey, who the hell do you think you are!?" The blond girl screamed. "You decided to mess with the dojo while I came back. That is grounds for…Jay!?" Tyson said, getting a good look at the pair.

The guy, with jet black hair, looked evil, and his sister (identical, and named May) looked just as sinister. He had on a black shirt, and blue shorts. She was wearing a jean skirt, and a long sleeve blue shirt. Both had piercing sky blue eyes.

"Tyson? I thought you were gone for good. Oh well, I guess I can kill you now since I didn't get the chance back then." Hard to believe, but since they were 4, both were amazing fighters. They were pretty fierce rivals. Tyson with his Tae Kwon Do, and Jay with his somewhat Traditional Karate. (Heh, like Jin and Hwoarang!)

"You want to see what 10 years away can do to a person? I was challenging the dojo, but since you're here, I think we can have a fair fight!" Jay said, getting into his karate stance. "I agree. But don't think I don't know how May works. If she tries to interfere, then I will be forced to inflict pain upon her!"

(In the City)

Koji and Kai were wandering the city. Since they had nothing better to do, they decided to hit a pub. In the Sun Village, Chuunins and above were allowed to drink. (In fact, Tyson and Kai recall the tale of a 9 year old out drinking a 30 year old. Easiest 500 ryo Satoshi ever made! Of course, since he wasn't even a Genin yet, he got another 50,000 ryo as 'no-one-shall-ever-know money. They never were able to figure out how Satoshi was so tolerate of alcohol.)

Since Team Musashi consisted of Chuunins with Koji being the Jounin, they were allowed to drink, but since this was America, they had to bring fake ID's, and a well placed Transformation Jutsu to make Kai look 21. (Koji already looked close enough to it, he just needed the ID) They both entered the pub, and took a seat at the bar.

5 minutes later Kai was in a drinking match with some of the regulars, and had just downed his 12th cup. "Umm Kai, maybe you've had too much to drink…" Koji suggested, before Kai threw a kunai and hit a dart board in the center. "Nope, still sober enough to aim!" Kai said, before the others noticed he threw a kunai, and notified the police.

"You dumb ass! Ninjas aren't allowed anywhere in this country!" Koji screamed, grabbing his half full cup of beer and downing it, before Kai got up, clearly not drunk or even close to it. "What the?! Shouldn't you be a little hammered?" Koji asked. "Nah. The beer they have here isn't close to as strong as it is back home." Kai said, before they ran for the exit.

They were then surrounded by the N.Y.P.D. "Well, the police really don't like Ninjas." Kai said, sweat dropping. "SCATTER!!" Koji screamed, and they both ran in separate directions.

(School)

Satoshi believed that he was cursed by the gods of luck. He was assigned a mission where he had to pose as Sasami, his female form. "Hey Mew, Sasami was a pretty good name to come up with. Quick thinking!" Satoshi merely blanched. He didn't like this at all. And as if the gods wanted to make him truly suffer, the first class he had to take was dubbed 'Kunoichi Tactics,' which in his mind pretty much meant stuff like seduction, flirting, and other shit that Kunoichis use.

He slept through that class, but nearly had a nose bleed when a video was shown. (Good thing Koji isn't here. He would believe he would have died.) Satoshi thought to himself, sighing to himself. "But this is some kinky ass shit! You can make your chakra work to get the opposite sex going? I really would have loved that!!" Satoshi silently rammed his head into the desk, knowing that in a few minutes, Gatto would flood his memories of what happened when he was 10.

The class ended, and nothing of real interest happened. When Lunchtime came, he slowly walked to the cafeteria, mentally crying that this was a dull mission. "So much for something fun to do. This mission is…" Satoshi didn't finish, because the cafeteria staff looked like they were conversing about something. He also recognized, from the Hidden Streets Bingo Book, that the Head Chef was in a Transformation Jutsu.

Tarogan was activated, and he immediately gasped. (Oh shit! That's Drake, the Note Wielder. He's a Rank A Criminal. He never uses ninja tools, but he's always seen with a deck of cards. Who does he think he is?) Satoshi thought to himself. He shrugged, until he saw them shoot him a look, and Drake point in his direction and hollered "RELEASE!" causing Satoshi's Transformation to be undone.

"What the!?!?" Satoshi said, confused. He has never been broken from a Transformation Jutsu, or heard of it being done by merely pointing at someone. "Okay, I gave you less credit than you probably deserve. Now here's how it works, Drake. You hand me the scroll you stole, and I can head on my way before these ladies decide to kill me for flying under the radar." Satoshi said.

"And kill you they will. You know the saying 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?' well guess what, all of them are pretty scorned, and your head is going to be rolling." Drake, knowing that he was going down once Satoshi notified the Gangster of the Streets, dropped the Transformation and took off. "You can run, but you'll never escape!" Satoshi said, walking after him, with his hands in his pockets.

(Dojo)

"Ready Jay?" Tyson asked. "Of course Tyson." With that, both warriors charged each other. Once within striking distance, they unleashed a barrage of fists and feet. During this confrontation, two kids, a boy of 9 and girl of 7, came out to see what was happening.

"Grandpa, what happened?" The girl asked. "Those two are fighting for the dojo. Jimmy, you watch Ann, and keep her from getting hurt. The black haired man is named Jay, and the one with the orange hair is defending us." The old man said. "Oh! He is pretty strong if he can hold his own." The boy said.

Tyson got kicked and landed gracefully on the ground. "So Tyson, you want to take it to the next level?" Jay asked. "Of course, but I must tell you, I have my seals ready!" Tyson said. "That's good. Then it's a final battle! My unorthodox chakra fighting vs. your power increasing seals! I'm excited just thinking about it!" Jay said, letting some of his chakra be revealed.

"Fine by me!" Tyson said, releasing the Seal of Fire. "The Seal of Fire!? Tyson!?" Grandpa said, and then Tyson released flames from his body, which then receded. They both then took off again, this time Jay looking like he was hovering on the ground. When they got near each other, Jay disappeared. Tyson turned around in time to block a kick that was aimed at his head.

Using that foot, Tyson threw him across the dojo, and shot fire at him. Jay dodged the flames, and shot a small beam of chakra at Tyson, who dodged it easily. (Never seen anyone use chakra to shoot beams or anything like that. Weird.) Tyson thought, dodging more fists and feet. He jumped into the air, and was shot into the ceiling by a chakra beam. He spun around, and landed on the ground, his shirt having a hole in it.

"That's pretty bad. You're really going down now!" Tyson said, tossing off his jacket, which created a crater that broke the wooden ground, and activated the Seal of the Thief.

(School)

Drake managed to get to the top floor, before running into 3 Shadow Clones of Satoshi. "Eh? Clones? That the best he…" He started, before he got punched right in the jaw. "What!? These Clones actually hit me? Of course his clones would be special!" Drake said, pulling out a Kunai and dispatching the Clones.

As he was running, and taking out a Shadow Clone here and there, he managed to find a classroom that he used to latch onto the outside wall and jump to the roof with an intent to escape. What he didn't expect was to see Satoshi appear out of nowhere across from him.

"Where you going Drake? We have a fight to start!" Satoshi said, smirking with his arms crossed. "You think you can stop me!? I'm a Rank A missing nin from the Streets! You want to take your chances with that?" Drake asked, playing the intimidation factor. "Yeah sure. Today's been boring, and I would like to fight someone who'll give me a challenge."

Not the response that Drake wanted though.

"You obviously don't get it Drake. You're a Rank A missing nin because you stole some pretty serious scrolls. If it came to skill, your only a Rank C nin!" Drake was pissed. He dropped his stack of cards out of his pockets, and did some hand signs. Once he was done, the cards started floating.

"Ah, care to explain this?" Satoshi asked, intrigued. "These are my Chakra Cards. When I put my chakra into them, by doing a few hand signs, I can make them do whatever I want." Drake said. Satoshi got a thoughtful look, and then pulled out a scroll, and summoned a light blue Rapier, with a yellow lightning bolt going down the middle.

"I guess I can test out a new weapon a friend of mine showed me. The blue blade, testament to his favorite color, the lightning bolt, symbol of his favorite element. It's name…is a symbol in itself." Satoshi said, musing.

"When fighting, a swordsman can hold the beauty and grace of a dancer. And the way they fight can relate to a style of music. Me personally, I like jazz. The soulful expressions that you can get by combining jazz instruments can rend even the coldest heart, or bring out the brightest of smiles. So now, I'll show you my kind of fighting. With that I call my weapon!" Satoshi said, pointing the Rapier at Drake.

"NOW SHINE, COBALT BLUES!!" Satoshi screamed, putting chakra into the seal Gatto carved into the handle using demon seals. When the seal was activated, the piece began getting longer. At the end, 2 spikes, about 6 inches in length, came out, and the point shot out another foot from the two spikes. At the end of the power up, the blade was 50 inches long, and the spikes were there solely for slashing, but it still functioned as a Rapier.

(Oh Shit! Gatto, you're a fucking seals genius!) Satoshi praised the demon cat in his mind. "Nothing new! I used demon seals. These kinds of seals can do anything, and I mean ANY FUCKING THING!! These seals stopped the Curse Mark from doing any more harm then it could have done! Sure they're incredibly dangerous if done wrong, but I'm perfect!" Gatto said, and Satoshi smiled.

"Now then, let's see what I can do with my new weapon!" And like that, it started to drizzle, and then a downpour of rain came down.

(The City: Kai)

After splitting up with Koji an hour back, Kai still couldn't shake the police to save his life, and the storm clouds made it darken a little, making the police resort to using spotlights. He managed to shake them for 5 minutes before a helicopter gave his spot on the roof away.

"Damnit!" Kai said, jumping off the building. He landed with a small dent in the cement, finding it odd that the entire street was pretty much quiet, considering cars are always driving by. He ran down the street, until he saw a police car driving alongside him, and the driver pulling out a pistol.

(HOLY SHIT!!! These guys mean business!) Kai thought, as he jumped into the sky to avoid the bullets coming out of the gun. He ran along the side of the building, and hit the roof, in time to see 3 helicopters. Kai smirked, knowing that this would be fun. But he then put on an O.O look when 15 Flak Missiles came at him.

Seeing that they were chakra seeking, he did his Hakkeshou Kaiten, and repelled them. He stopped, and saw 15 Rockets shooting at him. Doing hand signs, he braced himself. "Lightning Style: Thunder Dome Jutsu!" Kai screamed, being enveloped in a dome of lightning. But the dome didn't look like it was going to hold well. Kai then had a last plan. Spinning, he created the Kaiten, but when it came in contact with the dome, the electricity started cracking viciously, and then there was an explosion, where electric balls shot out in all directions, blasting a helicopter out of the sky.

"OH SHIT!!!" Kai screamed, taking off. He hoped that the person in the helicopter didn't die.

(In the City: Koji)

Koji had split up with Kai an hour ago, and they decided to make it worse by raining, heavily. (I know, sad he's blaming them for the rain.) "Weird, I've lost the police, but they seem to be…Kai." Koji deduced, seeing that he could sense Kai's chakra from a few blocks away. He would have gone to help his young teammate, but his sixth sense was going off.

Unlike Satoshi's sixth sense, (danger to life, and fan girls. Damn being the strongest of his graduation class, and his current power making enemies of places like Sound and Rock.) his was different. His went off whenever Satoshi did something stupid, or when there was a concentration of girls nearby. Satoshi was on a mission, so the fact that he was near an all girls school proved to be the better latter of the two.

"HELL YEAH!!!" Koji screamed, walking up he wall using chakra. He looked through the window, and saw that it was the girl's locker room. (YES!!! SCORE ONE FOR PERVERTS AROUND THE WORLD!!!) Koji smiled, his inner chibi doing back flips. Being happy that he was getting such a beautiful view, he then felt Satoshi's chakra coming from the top of the building.

"Satoshi's mission was here!?!? LUCKY BASTARD!!!" Koji screamed, a little too loud. The girls heard what he said, and a their scream caught Koji's attention. "Koji? Why the hell are you here!?!?" Koji looked up, and saw a white eyed Satoshi pointing a blue Rapier at him.

(When did he get that…) He didn't get to finish his thought, as he was shot off the wall by a chakra fused blast of energy. "PERVERT!!" One of the girls screamed, and Satoshi jumped down next to him. "Thanks to you being a little old pervert, we need to go. I got the scroll I need, and we need to jet!" Satoshi said. Koji sat up and followed him. "Just to set the record straight, I'm not a little pervert!" Koji said to Satoshi. "Oh really?" Satoshi replied. "Yeah! I'm a BIG pervert!" Koji replied, laughing at the face he knew Satoshi was making.

(Earlier: Satoshi)

Satoshi pointed his Rapier at Drake, and smirked. "You're going down." With that, he charged. Drake sent his cards to attack Satoshi, who merely used his Rapier to bat them away in a clam manner. Satoshi swung once, and caught a lot of the cards with the points at the end.

"This Rapier is kick ass!" Satoshi said, charging again. Drake sent all his cards at Satoshi, but he was dumb founded. Satoshi was moving with that of someone dancing. He was dodging like he had done it his whole life. Jumping back, he pointed Cobalt Blues at Drake and prepared himself to launch.

"Now, time to finish this. Musashi Style Kenjutsu: Razor Sharp Thrust!" Satoshi said, pulling back, and shooting forward like a rocket. Drake, feeling the power coming from the attack, pulled all his cards to work like a shield. Sadly, that shield didn't provide as much defense as it normally did, as Satoshi went right through it, piercing Drake's heart.

"Well, you were no fun." Satoshi said, letting him slump to the ground, dead. He sighed. He walked over and picked the scroll up, and relaxed. (At least that's…) He didn't get to finish because he heard someone scream 'LUCKY BASTARD!!'

He looked over the side of the building, and saw Koji hanging along the side of the building. "Koji!? Why the hell are you're here!?!? Satoshi screamed, white eyed and pointing his blade at Koji. He then sweat dropped when a blast of chakra sent Koji flying. Twitching at the oddly high amount of chakra that was shot, Satoshi jumped down and landed near his brother.

"Thanks to you being a little old pervert, we need to go. I got the scroll I need, and we need to jet!" Satoshi said. Koji then sat up and they both took off. "Just to set the record straight, I'm not a little pervert!" Koji said. "Oh really?" Satoshi replied. He knew that this would be one of his damned jokes. "Yeah! I'm a BIG pervert!" Satoshi then had the urge to kill his brother.

(Dojo)

Tyson and Jay were fighting non-stop for the last 15 minutes, with neither side letting up. The rain outside deaf from their ears, they continued their duel, but that would be shortened drastically. Satoshi and Koji shot into the dojo, breaking the glass.

This caught everyone's attention, and Tyson had white eyes. "SATOSHI!!! What the hell man!? I'm having a duel among men!" Tyson screamed, pointing at Satoshi and Koji. "Get over yourself Hothead! The N.Y.P.D is near, and they are taking out all ninjas. We need to get the hell out of here! Kasumi has already been notified, and we found a boat that can get us back to our country!" Satoshi said.

"That's not important to me! I have a duel to finish!" Tyson said. "Yeah? And what will you accomplish when you die? You need to get going NOW!!!" Koji said, and like that all ninjas turned to see what had shattered the other window. 5 sets of eyes all turned into dots, as the thing exploded, creating a chakra jamming effect.

Luckily, all chakra wielding people made it our okay, but Tyson flashed back to the old man and the two kids. "Sorry I didn't get a chance to say anything…grandpa." Tyson said, his head lowered. "It's okay, boy. You've got yourself a fine group." With that, Tyson hugged his two younger siblings, and bid them a temporary farewell.

Using the combo of his Seal of the Thief, and his lack of his jacket being on, he disappeared. "Tell Jay that I'll get my rematch and kick his ass!" With that, Tyson was gone.

At the port, Kasumi, and Kai were waiting. The boat was to leave in a minute, and Satoshi, Tyson, and Koji were no where to be found. After 10 seconds, Tyson appeared out of nowhere, his jacket off, and panting. "Sorry I'm late!" Tyson said, and both nin smiled at him. When only 15 seconds was left, Koji made it. "Where's Satoshi?" Kai asked. "He said that he was giving the scroll he got to Brandon." Koji replied. After the last seconds wound down, the boat set sail, leaving Satoshi behind. After a few seconds, they saw a blur of fire running at full speed. "KAJI-KUN!!!" Kasumi screamed, pointing at Satoshi. "He's late as…!?!?" Tyson started, before something they never expected to happen happened.

Satoshi, after missing his boat, had started running across the water in an attempt to catch up to them. When he got near the boat, he jumped up and landed on the deck. "Hey guys. Sorry about that." Satoshi said, and with that, they all laughed.

(Present Time)

"AWESOME!!! You had to escape America? That's so cool!" Naruto screamed. Satoshi and the other Sun Nin's shrugged. "It was fun! But now it's noon, and I'm hungry. Kai, treat us to Ramen!" Satoshi said, and Kai glared at him.

"Why?" Kai asked. "Because I said so!" "You say a lot of things." "And I say you owe me, Tyson, and Kasumi Ramen!" "On what grounds?" "Because I said so!" Kai then sweat dropped. "I got a better idea." Tyson said.

"Why don't you play for it. There's a Ping Pong Table in the lobby." Tyson said, and both nin agreed to it. And so, everyone left for the lobby, except Naruto, Satoshi, and Temari. "So Naruto, when is everyone going to know about you and Temari?" Satoshi asked, a smirk on his face. Naruto gulped, and Temari looked confused. "Oh, Naruto knows I know. When you came out, I was hiding on the ceiling." With that statement, Temari started sweating.

"I'm not going to say anything, but I think your friends would be glad to know that you two are a couple. At least that's what I think." Satoshi said, taking his leave. "Oh, and you two should hurry, this match will be awesome!"

When Satoshi got to the lobby, he was, yet again, the last one to arrive. He saw the table, and took the side opposite of Kai. "You both know the rules? First one to score a point wins. Anything goes, and no Eye Powers." Tyson said, and both took their paddles.

"I'll serve." Satoshi said, picking up the ball. When both were ready, he served it over to Kai's side. Everyone expected an action packed game, but the first 5 minutes were, not that action packed. In fact, it was like they weren't even trying. Kai hit the ball back to Satoshi, who then smirked.

"ALRIGHT! WE PLAY FOR REAL!!" Satoshi screamed, back handing the ball and smashing it to Kai's side. Kai smirked, waiting for them to play seriously.

The ball hit Kai's side, and he sent it back with equal force. Satoshi dived to save the ball from going out of play, and Kai smashed the ball into the opposite side. Satoshi knew he couldn't recover in time, so he pulled out some chakra strings, and threw the paddle at the ball, hitting it and returning it to the other side.

He tugged the strings, and the paddle came back to his hand. Kai sent the ball back, with some powerful spin. The moment the ball hit Satoshi's side, it shot off to the right, causing Satoshi to be caught off guard. He threw the paddle, confusing all who was watching the match. Everyone was surprised when Satoshi did a half seal, and a Shadow Clone appeared to catch the paddle, and knock it back to Kai's side, and then threw the paddle back to the real Satoshi, who then dismissed the clone.

Kai then brought his paddle back, and hit the ball in an odd way. The ball skidded, leaving a black line on the table, and then it shot into the air. Satoshi jumped into the air after it, and let loose some more chakra. "EAT THIS!!!!" Satoshi screamed, smashing the ball with more force than necessary.

The moment it hit Kai's side, it completely decimated his side. Kai sent it back after it bounced, in a way that Satoshi being in the sky couldn't get to it. Satoshi pulled out a scroll, and tossed it. When it was near the ball, Satoshi stunned everyone, including his Sun Nin teammates, by using Substitution Jutsu to appear before the ball, and smash it back, catching his scroll and putting it away before Kai could receive.

(This is getting me nowhere! I need a distraction. I got an idea, but this may result in my future children ceasing to exist.) Kai thought to himself, but then decided that it would be worth it. Before the ball got near him, he put his hands together to form a seal.

"TRANSFORM!!!" Kai screamed. What he transformed into caused different reactions. He had turned into a hot, busty, woman that pretty much had the body of every straight man's (and maybe even a few lesbians) dreams.

Tyson, Naruto, Kiba and Lee all had geysers of blood shoot out of their noses, Neji, Shino, and Sasuke's stoic masks shattered and all three twitched, HARD, Chouji continued eating his chips, like nothing was happening, Shikamaru sighed, covering his bleeding nose, and knowing what the repercussions of this move would be, Gaara had to turn around because he started blushing, and wanted no one to know about it, Kankuro started drooling, and Satoshi had a extremely restrained look on his face.

"OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN TO MY EYES!!!"Gatto screamed, tears coming down his human form's face, and holding 2 cards that had 10's on them(DAMMIT GATTO!!!! GET IT TOGETHER!!!)

From the expression that Satoshi had on his face, Gatto had gone into a perverted berserk mess. "Sorry Satoshi." Female Kai said, before transforming back, and smashing the ball with an extra kick of chakra. Since Satoshi didn't have his whole mind on the ball, it hit him square in the face, drawing blood from his nose, both from the hot transformation and from getting hit in the nose. He fainted from blood loss.

After a minute Satoshi jumped up and, with white eyes, pointed at Kai. "WHAT THE HELL MAN!?!? THAT WAS CHEAP!!!!" Satoshi screamed. "Got to do what you got to do." Kai said, shrugging. Then him and Satoshi felt that the whole area dropped about 20 degrees.

They both sweat dropped when they turned to the girls and saw their expressions. Sakura and Ino had flames jetting from their bodies, and malevolent glares on their faces, Tenten was twirling a kunai on her finger like she was going to throw it, Temari had one of those smiles that meant intense pain, and her grasping her fan didn't help them, Kasumi had an intense glare, like the one she had when she first met Satoshi and Tyson, and Hinata was twitching, not the unexpected twitch, but the 'I'm about to explode and inflict intense pain' kind of twitch.

The boys (Yes, including Gaara. He isn't dumb.) had all put at least a 20 foot distance between themselves and the girls, except Tyson, who was too dense to figure the situation out. (Sad, considering Naruto and Kiba had it all pegged down.) "Holy shit! Mew, this is an extremely bad situation. You and Kai are one misplaced word away from having your nuts ripped off as painfully humane as possible." Gatto explained, and Satoshi immediately put on a grim face.

Kai knew what he was in, and was working on getting out of it. "Kai? What was the meaning of that?" Sakura asked, sickeningly slow, like poison. "Umm…victory?" Kai replied, sweating furiously. "You used a cheap trick to win?" Ino asked, same tone as Sakura. "Oh come on, you girls are beautiful. It's not like I looked better." Kai explained, and then mentally slapped himself right in the face.

"So, you're saying that we're not beautiful all the other days!?" Tenten replied, her kunai spinning even more fiercely, joined by a shuriken in the other hand. Kai knew he was treading very thin ice. He had used too many words, and they used them against him. He was screwed. "Where did you girls come up with that? All he said was that you were beautiful." Then again, god felt like sparing him.

Tyson was the one that voiced the question, and was now the target of their fury. "Are you saying you agree with him?" Sakura asked. Tyson shrugged. "Well yeah, today you all look beautiful." Tyson said with a slight hint of sarcasm, that they sort of missed. "So your saying that any other day, we aren't beautiful!?" Ino asked, and Tyson sweat dropped.

He had, without thinking about it, broken Rule 1: Never use more words than necessary. Tyson then mentally smirked. "No, but that's not important, what Kai did is something all Kunoichi are trained in: Seduction, or playing with hormones." Tyson said.

(Yeah, great recovery!) Tyson thought to himself, but all the other males had another thought. (Dumb ass.) "What!? Those are completely different things. We use it for our own gain, not to win a game!" Tenten replied. Now all the boys knew that that was total bullshit, but they weren't going to voice it.

"What? That's bullshit! Those are the exact same means to an end!" Tyson replied, and crossed his arms. Of course, Tyson was fully aware that he had broken Rule 2: Never question a woman's logic. Sadly though, it was too late to go back, and he knew it. "What are you trying to say?" Tenten asked, and it was then that Tyson noticed that Temari had her fan out, ready to infer some retribution.

(Shit, I should stop now before I die!) Tyson thought, before he saw the looks the guys had:

Naruto was frowning, saying that he has already done enough.

Kiba was giving him a look of respect.

Chouji actually stopped eating his chips to give Tyson a respectful nod.

Lee was crying, his thumbs up.

Neji and Sasuke were still stoic, but they both gave him a respectful nod.

Shino didn't do anything, but Tyson could tell that he had gained his respect.

Shikamaru mumbled something about 'troublesome rebels'.

Kai gave him the sign that meant 'finish what you start', and Satoshi smiled, and nodded.

Tyson knew what he had to do. He had to go down in history. He breathed slowly and smirked. "THAT YOUR ALL JEALOUS THAT KAI MADE YOU ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF STEROID INDUCED MEN!!!" Tyson screamed. All the girls had stunned looks on their faces.

They couldn't believe that someone had the balls to defy them. Their words were supposed to be law, he was supposed to say he was sorry, and that they were right, but he not only did not, he accused them of something that was quite true, though they would never voice it.

And on that note Rule 3: Always say you were wrong and that you're sorry, was broken. Ino recovered the quickest, her eyes covered by a shadow, and she approached Tyson slowly.

"Something you want to……" Tyson started before he was quieted by a swift chakra enhanced blow to the balls. Of course, when that happened, all other boys in the area immediately winced, and protected themselves. (it's a common fact that when boys see another boy get hit below the belt, even they feel it.)

Before he could get to his knees, she had him by the neck, and kicked him there again, this time with enough chakra to make him float to the air a little. Tyson was in extreme pain. He thought that a testicle had just popped, and he was in severe pain.

Leaving him there, Ino walked away. The other girls also walked away, judgement served. The boys, when the coast was clear, all walked near Tyson. "Dude, you will go down in history." Kiba said.

"If…you guys are…really my friends, then…I need…your to do one thing." Tyson said, on the ground in severe pain. "Yeah dude?" Satoshi said. "Put me out of my misery!" Tyson said. "Dude, we can't do that. You need to live as an example to all men around the world!" Naruto said.

"Not necessarily. This will be remembered by us at least. Besides, no one else has the balls…" Satoshi started before Kai interrupted him. "Use to have the balls." Kai corrected, causing Tyson to cry out in pain.

"…right, to do what he did. He's going to be a great man." Satoshi finished. "Or as much of a man as he can be." Kai said. That one caused Tyson to ram his head into the ground repeatedly.

"Can we stop with the jokes? That's no way to treat a hero. He's the greatest man among us." Neji said. "With or without a penis." Kai said. Once again, Tyson cried and wished for the pain to end. "Guys stop. I say we finish him off. He's in more pain than humanely possible." Shikamaru said.

"No, he must live. His way will show how man should be." Shino said. "And how to lose their nuts in a minute." Kai said. Tyson fainted from the extreme pain, and they decided to take him to see Tsunade. "In all seriousness, Tyson is probably the greatest man among us all." Satoshi said. "Or as much of a…" Kai started before Shino voiced his thoughts.

"Tyson is a fool though. Those rules are there for a reason. He is brave for going against them, but because of it, he is at risk of never having kids." Kai nodded. "Now then. Let's get Tyson out of here. Neji and Lee, go get Tsunade-sama. She won't have an opinion about anything Tyson said. My Medical Jutsus aren't even close to being able to heal those." Satoshi stated, shaking his head and sighing.

And now a lesson on Male Anatomy. Guys, this isn't really news to you, but for girls, you may want an explanation on why Tyson couldn't fight back. I'll just give the basic ideas.

When a guys is hit/kicked below the belt, all functions to the brain give a command saying 'Prepare for extreme pain.' At first they won't feel anything, but after a few seconds, the pain will come, and all thoughts will course over along the lines of "SHIT THAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!"

Of course, Ino merely kicked Tyson twice down there. She could have done way worse to him, but since she didn't, I won't elaborate quite yet. But worry not! For more damaging things will be inflicted upon our favorite male characters before the whole story is over. This is just a basic overview of why it hurts. (I really should know. Hell hath no fury like a yaoi crazed Asian scorned. )

ShadowRonin: WOO!!! I had a hell of a lot of fun writing this last part!! The idea came from a Naruto/Ino fic I read, and I just had to encorporate it with some small adjustments. But besides the idea, that was all original. So, let the fun roll on, and if you're up to it, drop a line.

Next Chapter: The exams take way, as the next three battles are waged. Sasuke and Satoshi square off, to prove who is stronger. Will Satoshi win, or will Sasuke overpower the Lightning Cat? Kai and Neji finally settle their rivalry with a action packed battle, and Naruto takes on Shikamaru in a sweet matchup. Find out who wins on:

Chapter 22: Round 2 Begins!!! Flames vs. the Curse, Byakugan Battle, and The Mind vs. The Demon.