Disclaimer- I do not own any one besides Joanie and Alysha.
Song: Laffy Taffy by D4L
Recap: Joanie was standing behind the curtain waiting for Teddy to call her name. And he did it. Joanie walked through the curtain with her theme song (happy by Mudvayne) blasting through the speakers. When Joanie walked through she saw the crowd go wild.
Chris Benoit's POV
Teddy had told Chris that he has a very important announcement to tell him. Chris walked in to the arena. The crowd was cheering like crazy. The United States Champion stepped in to the ring. In less than two minutes the SmackDown! GM walked in to the arena. Teddy stepped in to the ring with a micro phone in his hand.
Teddy had this big smile on his face which couldn't mean anything good. "Chris you know that you are having a match against JBL in WrestleMania 22, well I decided to assign you a manager."
Chris Benoit's eyes widened. He took another mic "Teddy I think it is great that you are concerned, but I really do not think I should have a manager. He might be great but I don't need one, I can handle my self."
Teddy raised an eyebrow and said "Well, playa I think it is a good idea, so may I introduce your manager…."
Chris looked at the curtains and heard a very unfamiliar song go on. (A/N: Joanie changed her theme):
"In this hole, that is me
The dead are rolling over
In this hole, thickening
Dirt shoveled over shoulders
I feel it in me, so overwhelmed
Oh this pressured centre rising
My life overturned, unfair the despair
All these scars keep ripping open
Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?
Tear meat from the bone
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?
In this hole, that is me
A life that's growing feeble
In this hole, so limiting
The sun has set all darkens
Buried underneath, hands slip off the wheel
Internal pathway to contention
Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?
Tear meat from the bone
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?
(Are you) Happy?
(Are you) Happy?
Are you feeling happy?
In this hole, that is me
Left with a heart exhausted
What's my release?
What sets me free?
Do you pull me up just to push me down again?
Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?
Tear meat from the bone
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?
Peel me from the skin (Peel me from the skin)
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?
Tear meat from the bone (Tear meat from the bone)
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?
Does it make you happy?
Are you feeling happy?
Are you fucking happy, now that I'm lost, left with nothing?
Does it make you happy?
Are you feeling happy?
Are you fucking happy, now that I'm lost, left with nothing?"
Joanie's POV
Joanie was walking, (or taking her time same thing) down the ramp.
Teddy smiled "Playa, meet your manager, JOANIE!"
Joanie walked in to the ring and looked at Chris. He looked really shocked. All the papers were signed (I don't know if you have to sign papers or not, but let's say that you do) and Joanie was now officially Chris Benoit's manager.
Later
Alysha was having a match against Melina so Joanie was sitting in her dressing room, reading a book when she heard a knock.
"Come in"
The door opened and there stood……………
OK I am not that evil so I will continue. And there stood Chris Benoit. She looked at Chris standing outside the door and arched an eyebrow.
"You know you CAN come in the dressing room, I don't bite…much. Just kidding, is there any particular reason why you are here, no offense, I didn't mean it to come out like I don't want you here I mean"
Chris chuckled "I get what you mean, don't kill your self. (A/N: Joanie turned the color of her hair) Well John (Cena) is here and since Alysha is still in her match against Melina he asked me to tell you so she could meet him outside after she finishes her match, he said something about a date."
Joanie nodded her head, right before Chris left she asked "Hey Chris why couldn't he ask her himself?"
"He wanted to catch up with his old friend Randy."
"Riiiiiiiiight that's what they ALL say "
Chris smiled at Joanie. "Hey Chris what are you doing right now?"
"Nothing, I might go see a movie why?"
"Wondering"
"Well what about you"
"Reading"
"Is that all?"
"Yes"
"Why is that?"
"Dunno"
"Can you please say more than one word?"
"No"
"Why"
"Cuz"
"Very mature"
"Yep"
"Tomorrow I'm going to the gym with John, Mark (Taker), and Randy. You and your sister want to join us?"
Joanie looked up from her book "I'll go and I'll drag my sister as well, but she and John are going to go in to a full make out session."
Chris just shrugged his shoulders mumbled something like "I doubt it". Chris and Joanie said their good byes and he left to go catch a movie.
Ten minutes later Alysha came in looking sweaty, disgusting, and tired.
"Who won?"
"Me"
"Great job, John was here."
"HE WAS?"
"Yep"
"What did he say?"
"Nothing, we went in to a full make out session" Joanie looked up from her book and saw Alysha's expression. It was priceless. Joanie chuckled. "I was kidding. Chris came by; he said to tell you that John said that after your match meet him outside for a date or something like that."
Alysha's expression changed. She had a big smile plastered on her face.
"Oh by the way, Alysh, you and I are going to the gym with Mark, Randy, John, and Chris tomorrow."
Alysha shrugged her shoulders and went to take a shower.
About ten minutes after Alysha went to take a shower there was another knock.
"Urgh…come in"
John came in with a depressed look on his face.
Joanie arched an eyebrow. "Why so glum?"
John closed the door and sat down next to Joanie on the couch. "I got stood up….."
"By who?"
"YOUR SISTER WHO ELSE!"
"She's in the shower right now, Alysha was going to get ready for your date or whatever you two are gonna go on"
"Really? I thought she stood me up because it was already 20 minutes since her match, I as waiting outside for 20 minutes and she never came."
Joanie rolled her eyes and took a big sigh "John, for girls like my sister it takes a lot of time to get ready…genius. So you just want to wait until she gets out?"
"Yeah" John made a small pause "So are you and Alysha going to the gym with us tomorrow morning?"
"Yep" Joanie took her book and continued her reading session that every on kept disturbing.
"Hey Joanie"
She turned around and looked at John with an irritated face. "WHAT"
"Are you doing anything tonight?"
"Oh no of course not, I didn't plan on reading my book and I didn't plan on watching T.V, no of course not. Why the hell would I plan such things? " Joanie said with sarcasm dripping off every word.
John smiled, obviously not getting her sarcasm and said "Good, you can go on a double date with Randy with me and Alysha."
"NO"
"Why not he's a nice guy"
"I don't like Orton"
"Just try"
"N-O"
"Please"
"I SAID NO"
Alysha came out of the bathroom wearing a nice out fit and said "C'mon Joanie, for me, if it doesn't work out"
"Which it won't" Joanie added
"Yeah, then we won't ever set you up AGAIN"
"Fine, let's go"
At the restaurant
Nothing interesting really happened. JOANIE AND Randy made great friends, but nothing more. John and Alysha talked and made out the whole time.
Ok I said I'd make it a bit longer and I did. Not that much longer but longer any way. Plus I wasn't evil today and I did not make a cliff hanger. So that is a good thing. I will try to write another on the weekends and I will try and make another chapter in my Opposites Attract story. So…yeah. Thank you for reading. Please Review. Bye!
Roshelle