You were new to teaching. It was only your second year at it so you were still considered a noob. Still even as a noob you managed to get a good job. As your luck would have it you got yourself a job as a geology teacher at Konoha High. Now over all you liked your job there. There were just a few things that bothered you. The first being your third hour class which consisted of one certain group of kids that had a hard time staying focused once they were all together (aka the Naruto gang) over all you liked the kids but damn they could get on your nerves...

"Sakura. Stop raping Sasuke with your eyes and pay attention. " You snapped as you tried to give your lecture. The class roared with laughter and Sakura blushed brightly.

You've only teaching at this specific school for a month now and you were already one of the students' favorite teachers due to the fact that you weren't afraid to call any of the students out, pranked your students, were generally laid back and fun, had an attitude, and to most of the males thought you were extremely attractive.

"S-sorry [name]-sensei." She apologized, ignoring Sasuke's pointed glare.

"Right. So as I was saying..." Your lecture continued on without interruptions until you were midway done with the class period.

"There will be a test on Friday." You began; making a list on the board. "You need to study your notes, you need to study your past quizzes, you need to study the worksheets that you'll finish up today, you need to pick a different spot for your gum Kiba or you'll be scrapping all the desks clean." You stated not looking away from the board.

"How does so do that?" Kiba grumbled as he stopped trying to stick the chewed gum to the underside of his desk. You had a knack for catching what they were doing without having to look at them.

"Woman's intuition." You answered sitting on the edge of your desk. "So I'll remind you all again, whoever gets a B plus or better on this test can go on the spelunking field trip I'm planning so study hard. Now get into your pairs and work some more on the worksheets for the rest of the hour." You added and they got to work while chatting with each other. You stood up and returned to your chair, working on your computer while they were busy.

Time passed without too many problems until the second reason you disliked this job strolled into your classroom.

"Sorry to interrupt [name]-san. I was wondering if I could borrow your stapler?" Kakashi asked coming over to your desk.

"What's wrong with yours?" You replied.

Hatake Kakashi was why you disliked this job at times. He annoyed you since day one. Everything about him just irked you. From his lad back and casual nature to the fact that no matter how many times you tried to screw with him he always got the upper hand and flipped the situation on you with that smooth talking of his, the fact that he enjoyed pushing your buttons, his habit of never giving a straight answer to your questions, his extreme attractiveness, his I-am-the-ultimate-sex-god-and-I-know-it attitude and-

You were yanked out of your musing when he answered your question. "It's busted. It wouldn't really be too hard for you to let me borrow yours would it?" He asked

"Fine." You responded looking for it. "Now where is the bugger?" You muttered searching your desk for the elusive stapler.

"It's right here, [name]-san..." he stated, whispering in your ear as he leaned over you from behind and reached around you to pick up the stapler.

You froze as he remained like that and you could feel his hot breath on your neck even through the mask. "See? That wasn't so hard." He whispered, straightening up and walking out of the classroom, stapler in hand.

And the main reason he pissed you off so much. His blatant flirting and toying with you every chance he got, regardless of who was around (aka your now wide eyed or laughing class). Since the day you met each other he'd been doing it and it drove you insane. He would flirt and seduce you making you want to jump his bones then and there and then he would stop, slip off with a coy smirk glued to his face and come back later to start again once you had calmed down. That was what bugged you the most, not that he was a flirting perv but that's all he would do. He was a damn tease and you didn't like it when you were the one being teased.

It took you several seconds after he was gone to react but once you did you leapt up and chucked a marker at the door he just walked out of. "Pervert!" you yelled after him.

"You know you love me!" He yelled back (his classroom was right across from yours).

"As if!" You yelled back, by this point both your classes were laughing at the two of you. "Stop laughing and get back to work." You snapped at them returning to your desk to sulk (you weren't always the most mature adult around).

"Stop passing notes to your boyfriend Inuzuka" You snapped at Kiba and Naruto (both glared and yelled at you for the boyfriend comment). That was one thing your class didn't like about you, after Kakashi was done flirting with you it left you in a sour mood for awhile. "Shut up or I'll make you read the note out loud."

Kiba began laughing in response to your threat and Naruto spoke up after first reading the note himself. "Uh I don't think you want me to read it out loud." Naruto stated.

"And why not?" You asked curiously.

"I don't think you'll like it." He answered.

"I'll be the judge of that. Read it." You stated.

"Are you sure?"

'Yes Naruto."

"Ok..." Naruto looked back down at the note and read it out loud "'dude, [name]-sensei is fucken hot, no wonder Kakashi-sensei wants a piece of that ass, I would too wouldn't you?'" He read and the class roared in laughter as your face turned fed in rage, outrage, and embarrassment.

"Detention! Both of you!" You yelled, your voice rising to an extremely high octave as you tried to control your temper.

"Oh come on! What did I do!?' Naruto exclaimed; shooting the grinning Kiba a dirty look.

"Some alone time with you [name]-sensei? Works for me." Kiba stated grinning and you smacked him over the head with his notebook.

"One more word like that out of you Kiba and I'll give you a week's detention with Gai-sensei!" You threatened, smacking him again for good measure.

"You shouldn't abuse the students [name]-san." Kakashi's voice stated from behind you and you whipped around to see him placing your stapler back on your desk.

'Fine. How 'bout I abuse you instead?" You snapped.

"Ah [name]-chan I'd love you to but we can't do that in front of the kids. Though I suppose I could come back at lunch..." He replied; eyes twinkling with mirth and scratching his chin thoughtfully.

"OUT!" You screeched and were sure steam was shooting out of your ears by this point.

Kakashi ducked out of the door chuckling and the more immature students of your class were rolling around on the ground in fits of laughter by this point. The bell rang shortly after that incident and everyone tried to make their escape to lunch.

"You two. Stay." You ordered and Naruto and Kiba both stopped trying to slip by you.

"Come on [name]-sensei can't we serve our detention after school instead of lunch? They're serving ramen today." Naruto whined.

"Deal with it." You answered plopping down at your desk and sighing; rubbing your temples.

"Sssooo [name]-sensei... you like Kakashi-sensei huh?" Kiba prodded; grinning widely.

"Don't make me give you more detentions Inuzuka." You grumbled.

"It's pretty obvious that you do. So you know, if you're willing to boost our grades a bit Naruto and I don't mind helping you out a bit. We could spy on Kakashi or something for you." He offered and Naruto agreed.

You sighed and looked at the two boys thoughtfully for a long moment. "...I won't' boost your grades but... I'll give you some extra credit on the test on Friday if you're willing to do some snooping for me." You stated; the offer for free spies being too tempting to pass up.

"Deal." They both replied quickly.

The rest of the week had just gotten worse. Since you sent Naruto and Kiba to snoop on Kakashi for you (which in retrospect probably wasn't the best idea in the world) Kakashi had gotten worse and ten times more persistent. In the mornings before school (which he was now never late too)...let's just say you were never touching cream again thanks to him and the creams next to the coffee machine in the teachers' lounge, during classes he found every excuse he could to come and sweet talk you into saying and doing just about anything he wanted you to before slipping away, leaving you to shout profanities across the hall at him in his wake (much to the amusement/dismay of your classes).

After flirting with you on the first day of his new levels:

"Don't blame me because you're sexually frustrated [name]-chan!" Kakashi sang as he slipped back to his classroom

"Sexually frust- Get your damn ass back here Hatake Kakashi!" You screamed after the chuckling male who loved to torture you.

The following day:

"You should really watch your language [name]-chan. We're in front of children." He scolded playfully, eye twinkling with mirth and coy grin ever present.
"Watch my language!? you're the one that grabbed my ass!" you yelled.

Yesterday:

"Is this...is this porn?" You asked; staring pointedly at the book bestowed into your hands.

"It's a gift." He replied with a grin. "I thought it might give you some ideas." He added.

"..."

"..." He continued to grin under his mask.

"Get your ass back here! I'll give you a gift! How would you like to get ass raped by your own damn porn book!?" You yelled chasing him to the door of your classroom as he booked it out of there.

(Your classes were now officially scared by you two)

Then there was lunch. If you had to listen to one more remark or watch one more action with a reference to foodplay you were going to snap and make him chock on one of the bananas you always ate (which by themselves were enough for him to tease you with; which he did. Frequently), and of course then there was after school when you were trying to make lesson plans and he managed to turn even the most mundane of things you were going over sound dirty.

You were going to lose it soon. If something didn't happen you were going to go mad. To your luck however something did happen that Friday after school.

You were grading the tests and hoping a fair number got good grades so you could take them spelunking like you promised when Kakashi entered your classroom without your notice (locking the door behind him).

"Grading tests I see." He stated, leaning over you and whispering in your ear like he usually did.

You jumped before glaring at him. "Leave me alone Kakashi-san. I have work to do." You replied trying to ignore him.

"'fraid I can't." he replied wrapping his arms around your waist.

"And why is that?" You replied, escaping his grasp and standing up; walking to the other side of your desk.

"You're too much fun to tease." He answered; sitting down in your now vacant chair and propping his feet up on your desk.

"Why do you tease me so much?" You growled.

"It's amusing." He replied simply.

"Amusing!? You flirt with me and seduce me in front of everyone then leave me hanging because you think it's funny!?" you yelled, crawling on top of your desk and reaching for him; shaking him like mad when you grabbed onto his jacket.

"No I 'leave you hanging' because I can't exactly do you right there in front of everyone, despite how badly I want you. But yes the rest of it is for fun. I have to keep you interested after all."

"K-keep me interested?' Your grip on his jacket tightened considerably. "Damn it all to hell Kakashi you're such a fucken tease! That's supposed to be the girl's job! I don't like it the other way around!" You yelled before promptly crawling into his lap and ripping his mask off. "And I can't take it anymore! for the love of God have me!" You yelled crashing your lips against his.

Needless to say the tests you were supposed to grade were quickly forgotten. When Monday rolled around your classes were rather disappointed when you didn't have the tests done.

"I was busy all weekend." You told them. "I'll have them done by tomorrow or the next day." You added.

"What were you doing sensei?" Ino asked curiously.

"My personal life is hardly any of your business." You answered and just then Kakashi stepped into the classroom.

"Oh [name]-chan?" You could just hear the smile in his voice.

"Yes?" You replied, eyeing him suspiciously.

"You forgot this at my house this weekend." he stated playfully; holding up a red lacy bra.

Several things happened at once. Kakashi ducked out of the room, blood spurted from Kiba's and Naruto's noses (as well as the vast majority of the other male students) and they fainted, and you chased your new lover down the hall screaming profanity all the while.