Marrrrrr flanked the orc that was set to attack Hector-the-Well-Endowed, ready to attempt a sneak attack. He managed to get behind the orc quietly, and he struck. A glorious fountain of orc blood spurted from the monster's as Marrrrr sliced his throat triumphantly.

"Jeff, I wanted to kill that one!" Hector-the-Well-Endowed whined.

"Ummm… WHO'S JEFF?" Morg, the half-orc the team had rescued from the clutches of the hateful goblins, pointedly shouted

"Sorry Abed. I wanted to kill that one, MARRRRR."

"WHO'S ABED?"

"Right…Morg!"

Annalise, the team's Druid/Princess, was distracted from battle by the scene. She'd been keeping track of everyone's health, and she knew that Hector was still almost at full health while the rest of the team was hurting. So… "Why did you have to go help Hector? WE'RE," she said, motioning to the rest of the group, "are the ones who actually need it."

"I wanted to use my Sneak Attack ability," Marrrrr grumbled. "Besides, the orc wouldn't leave her alone."

"Hector's a guy, Marrrrr," Ducane reminded Marrrrr, with the weariness of a man who had issued the same reminder many times before.

"Yeah, you're going to give Hector identity issues," argued BingBong.

"So it's so EMBARRASSING to be a woman that now Hector is going to go crazy from it?" Lavernica geared up for a fight.

"Let's just put all that feminist rage into the actual battle, Lavernica," Zippity Doo said, losing her patience.

"I think Annalise brings up a good point," Quatrine said from the ground.

"You can't talk," Morg pointed out. "You're unconscious."

"I'm just saying," she continued, "Marrrrr always goes to help Hector, even when Hector doesn't need it, and it's ruining the rest of the group."

"Good Lord, we've turned them into us," Zippity Doo murmured under her breath.

"You're the one who gave herself 3 Strength and 20 Charisma," Marrrrr shot back.

"I wanted to be pretty"

"It would just be nice if you helped the group every once in awhile," Annalise argued.

"I'm True Neutral, I do what I want." Marrrrr pouted.

"Marrrrr and Hector need to just bang already!" Pierce Hawthorn shouted.

Marrrrr and Hector looked at each other, wide eyed. "But…" Hector finally entering the argument, "…we're both guys."

"Then just do it in real life!" Annalise cried. "Your sexual tension is ruining our game!"

"What is this 'real world' you speak of?" asked Morg.

"Guys, can we just get back to killing these orcs?" Hector tried to diffuse the situation. "I want to attack orc 5."

"You guys wasted all your turns fighting with each other. While you were arguing the orcs killed you." Abed said

"Good job, guys!" Britta shouted, gathering her things to storm out of the room. "Now those poor women are going to be raped by orcs."

"Yeah, thanks for ruining the game!" Vicki shouted, following Britta, with Quendra following quietly. The rest of the group just shook their heads as they left the room.

"What did we do?" Jeff asked, exasperated.