Abed handed out the sheets to the group gathered around the table. "These are the items that are available here." After five days of traveling and doing battle with random baddies along the way, the group of adventurers had finally made it to Harbortown, where they could finally buy new items and much needed rations. They pushed their way through the busy town square. It was Fleet Day, a sort of local holiday celebrating the end of a war from centuries prior.
"Ooh, we finally get to go shopping!" Zippidy-Doo squeeled.
"Amazing. Even in a fantasy world filled with dragons and orcs women still turn into giggling messes at the thought of shopping," Marrrrr grumbled.
"Hector, you okay?" Lavernica asked, noticing that the younger woman seemed a little down.
"I'm just still so grossed out by what I had to do with that Inquisitor to get past him and his goons. I want to find a hot bath and just scrub myself clean for a week."
"Oh! I can buy a wig!" Bing-Bong exclaimed, too engrossed in shopping to care about the conversation.
"Why would you need a wig?" Zippidy-Doo asked.
"I have a +9 Disguise." Bing-Bong bragged.
"See, Marrrrr, it's not just women who get excited about shopping," Lavernica said, gearing up for a rant. "That thought is just male prejudice, reinforcing the idea that women are-"
"SHUT UP!" everyone shouted.
"I didn't think it was possible, but Lavernica is even more annoying than Britta," Marrrrr said, still grumbling.
"What is up with you?" Lavernica asked. "You've been grumpy ever since we were stopped by the Inquisitor."
Marrrrr's eyes flickered over to Hector and then quickly flickered away. "Nothing. I just think you should have let me kill him. It would have been simpler."
"I don't think it would have been a good idea to kill an Inquisitor," Zippidy-Doo noted.
"It would have been fine. The King's Guard gave me a license to kill."
The group grew quiet. "Why do you know that?" Bing-Bong asked slowly.
"I read the character history Abed gave me." Marrrrr responded quietly.
The group sat, stunned and confused. "You're putting a lot of effort into this..." Zippidy-Doo ventured.
"I was bored. My tv is broken. Leave me alone."
"Abed, why would any of us need an antique thimble?" Hector asked, returning attention to the list.
Abed shrugged. "I thought it added character to the shop."
"I'll buy the thimble!" Bing-Bong said excitedly.
"I'm glad I can upgrade my armor, but I was really hoping to be able to buy a pony," Zippidy-Doo pouted.
"Me, too. If we had a pony one this last journey, we wouldn't have almost starved to death. We could have just eaten the thing," Pierce Hawthorn complained.
"YOU'RE the one who was supposed to buy rations and bought magic flares instead," Zippidy-Doo argued back.
The group finished their shopping. "As you finish paying..." Abed starts.
Screams floated in through the door.
"Great," Marrrrr groaned. "Let's go try not to killed."