The gang stood by the fence, bored, as they waited for Hector, hoping he would emerge with a satisfied elf maiden and a flock of Pegasi.

"What is taking so long!?" Marrrrr groaned, kicking at the fence.

"You know, ' Bing-Bong laughed lasciviously. "Come on, you know!" When the group just stared at him with annoyance, his mirth lessened. "You do know, right?"

"Yes, I know," Marrrrr spat out irritably.

"Marrrrr's just jealous that Hector seduced the elf maiden when he couldn't," Lavernica smirked.

"I am not! And I didn't even try that hard! But I'm not!" Marrrrr said frantically.

"Whoa, it's like the Three Faces of Eve over there. Calm down, Sybil," Lavernica laughed.

"But I thought Marrrrr and Hector-"

"SHUT UP, DUCANE!" Marrrrr practically screamed.

"This isn't right," Zippity-Do finally chimed in, shaking her head back and forth. "Trading certain… favors for some flying horses. There's just so much wrong with that… it's prostitution! The Lord frowns on that! We've turned poor little Hector into a prostitute just to get some Satan horses. She's already going to have a hard time getting into heaven being a Jew, but now this…"

"I don't think Hector's so little, if you know what I'm saying," Bing-Bong tried again, and was promptly ignored by the rest of the group.

"Do you really think the Lord is smiling about a naked old guy stealing Ducane's sword and cloak?" Lavernica asked.

"Well, no…"

"An eye for an eye!" Lavernica shouted, enthusiastically. "That's in the Bible, right?"

"That doesn't really apply to this situation…"

"Is Bing-Bong asleep?" Ducane motioned to where the archer was standing with his eyes closed, a dreamy look on his face.

"Shh…" Bing-Bong whispered. "I'm trying to visualize Hector and the elf maiden."

"You realize that Hector is a dude, right?" pointed out Lavernica.

Bing-Bong's brow furrowed for a moment. "Well, I'm visualizing girl Hector."

Marrrrr's jaw clenched. "Stop that!"

Bing-Bong opened his eyes. "What crawled up your butt?"

"It's just… we should be planning what we're going to do when Hector comes out here and tells us he couldn't get the Pegusi."

"You think Hector won't be able to get us the Satan horses?" Zippity-Do worried.

"Why are you just assuming Hector won't be able to pull this off?" Lavernica asked, ready to gear up for a rant. She wasn't sure what kind yet, but she'd cross that bridge when she came to it.

"Seriously? It's Hector."

At that moment, a triumphant looking Hector approached, a very satiated-looking elf maiden trailing behind. He stopped in front of the group and smiled. "There's a flock of Pegusi waiting for us." He then continued on, leading the group to the flying horses. Lavernica smirked at Marrrrr as she followed.

Marrrrr's jaw dropped as he looked between Hector and the elf maiden several time. "Holy. Crap."