"You have such pretty arms," Lavernica slurred to Bing-Bong. "especially when you do your archer…thing. They're so…" she trailed off then, her chin falling to her chest.

"You…have pretty…feet," Bing-Bong tried to compliment back.

They gang of adventurers had stolen a few cases of wine as they were leaving the last castle they'd ransacked. They had saved fought a dragon and saved a princess, so they figured they deserved a celebration.

"I hate being a dwarf," Zippity-Do mumbled. "It's so hard to keep up with you long-leggers. Just walking through the woods makes me all sweaty and tired."

Marrrrr and Hector leaned against the tree, laughing at their friends. "They can't hold their alcohol," Marrrrr said, spilling some of his wine on Hector, who didn't notice.

"They're gonna be embarrassed when we tell them all this tomorrow," Hector followed up with a hiccup. She leaned her head against Marrrrr's shoulder and let out a contented hum.

"You drunk?" he asked.

"Nooooo," she drawled out. "Jus' sleepy. Long day."

"You slayed the shit out of the dragon."

"I was pretty epic."

"It was. And it was hot," Marrrrr commented, raising his goblet to his lips to find that he had no more wine.

"Yeah?" Hector asked, wide eyes peering up at Hector.

Marrrrr grabbed the bottle of wine and re-filled his cup. "When you jumped on that dragon's back and stabbed it in the eye? My pants were so tight I didn't think I'd be able to get back into the battle."

"Aw, you're sweet."

"You're pretty hot all the time, though."

"I am?"

"I had a hard time with it even when you were a guy."

"You're pretty hot, too," she returned.

"Psh, everybody knows that," Marrrrr smirked.

"Yeah, but your also brave, and loyal, and sweet, and funny." Despite his intoxication, Marrrrr's heartbeat picked up. "You're like… my favorite person ever."

"You're kind of my favorite person, too." After a moment's hesitation, he wrapped his arm around Hector, who curled into his side. "You're the smartest person I know, and the nicest, and the strongest. You never let anything get you down, or throw you off course. Even when it makes you a pain in the ass."

She snorted. "You know you love me."

Marrrrr let the words circle around his head for a moment. "Yeah. I do."

He tightened his grip on Hector, who tightened hers back.