"Betty tell a dyoke." I begged my brother trying to embarrass him. He just rolled his eyes,
"Go to class third year." Brett told me and I went Potions was first. Lovely.
I thought I could get away with being in the corridor with the Gryffindor Head Boy and his friend and being late to class…and get a slip from said Head Boy. Per cy is soo never gonna get laid before he gets married….if he gets married. I was caught by Fred and George on the way to potions. "Hey, Hart, if we get you outa double potions will you set Fred up on a date with your friend Annalise?" George asked. I looked at George…….sounded like a deal.
"I'll try." I told them, they nodded and gave me a 'nosebleed nougat. '
"Tell them you walked into a wall, we'll set it up." They told me. And I did, took the first part of the candy and let a bit slip from my fingers on the way. Fred went and told Snape while George used my blood and set it up to look like I hit the wall, hard.
Pomfrey, Snape and Sprout bought it. I was out of three classes. Thanks Fred, Thanks George. You to will definitely get shagged before marriage, if you get married. But I still had to go to afternoon classes. Fun.
At lunch, Pomfrey let me out and I ran to Annalise "Do you wanna go out with Fred Weasley?" I asked.
"What did you barter a date with me for this time Hart?" she asked
"Well, George made the proposal that they get me out of Potions if I try to get you and Fred hooked up…..and I accepted, but you don't have to say yes." I told her.
"Whatever," she sighed "I'll go out with him, but he better show me a good time." She told me. I nodded and went to tell Fred whose 'Whoo hoo' could be heard across the Great Hall quite audibly.