After hours of Squirt shopping in town, the rest of the team waited at the entrance of the jungle. Once Squirt came back, he had about 20 shopping bags in his hands. Kip slapped him in the face before telling him to leave them behind. Squirt was upset, but hid the bags in a nearby bush and then grabbed 4 bandanas from one of the bags and followed his team to the entrance. Sometime later, the team went around the entire region trying to find the Mysterious Jungle, and completely failing to find it.
Kip: Squirt, I can't believe you bought those bandanas I told you not to get yesterday!
Squirt: These aren't the magenta ones, THESE ONES ARE PURPLE!
Bert: Squirt, are you color blind?
Squirt: …maybe.
Viper: Ummmm, how do we know if we are going in the right direction?
Squirt: WE DON'T!
Viper: So we're just walking around with no idea where we are going?
Kip: Pretty much.
Viper: Then how did you pass training at the Guild?
Kip: We have our ways…
Squirt: I'm pretty sure that Magikarp we used at the time had a family.
*Kip's eyes get wide eyed and she slaps Squirt across the face*
Kip: WHAAAAAAAT? There was no Magikarp!
Squirt: But I swear there was-
*Kip slaps Squirt across the face, then leans in close to him*
Kip: *Whispering* Shut up, will you? I'll burn your doll collection if you don't!
Squirt: THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES!
Bert: *Notices something* Uhhhhhhh, I think I found something.
*Everyone turns around to face Bert*
Bert: It's a mysterious sign!
*Bert motions behind him, and everyone sees a sign saying "Mysterious Jungle this way! All explorers welcome!*
Squirt: It's a sign from above!
*Squirt suddenly gets hit in the head by a taped up acorn, causing him to fall on his back, then the twitchy Pachirisu from before lands on Squirt's belly*
Pachirisu: SPALDING, HOW DARE YOU HURT SOMEONE! WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!
*The Pachirisu chucks the acorn away in anger. A few seconds go by…*
Pachirisu: WAIT SPALDING, I'M SORRY!
*The Pachrisu runs off after its acorn. Everyone stands there, puzzled about what just happened*
Viper: What the heck just happened?
Bert: I…don't…know.
Kip: Let's just head into the Mysterious Jungle before stuff like that happens again.
*Suddenly, a Riolu and Wynaut run up to the team, panting heavily*
Riolu: You guys…see a…Pachirisu…with a twichy eye…recently?
*The team silently points in the direction the Pachirisu went. The Riolu and Wynaut then run in that direction*
Riolu: PACHIRISU, SPALDING'S NOT WORTH IT!
*As soon as the team vanished into the horizon, the Team quickly goes into the Mysterious Jungle before more strange things happen. The team ended up getting lost again, and started running in circles…literally.*
Bert: I feel like we're in a rut.
*The team looks and find out they were in a rut from running around in circles for a while*
Bert: Wow that was really literal.
Squirt: You're telling me.
*He pulls out a chart*
Squirt: By all accounts, it doesn't make sense!
Kip: WHAT THE HECK MAN?! HOW THE DERP ARE YOU DOING THAT?!
*Squirt quickly slaps the chart back up and it vanishes. Kip, dumbfounded at what she just witnessed, starts looking around frantically for where the chart came from*
Viper: Guys, maybe we should just concentrate on getting the Grass Coronet…
Bert: I agree, so let's get going!
*He notices Kip still looking for where the chart went*
Bert: Kip…KIP!
*Bert jumps on Kip's face, poking her in the face*
Bert: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN!
*Kip, startled by Bert's action, slaps Bert off of her face, then squishes him out of impulse*
Kip: OHMYGOSH, I'M SO SORRY!
*Bert twitches as he's implanted into the ground before standing up*
Bert: Ouch, you should be, ouch.
*Kip puts Bert on her back before heading off deeper into the jungle, with Squirt and Viper following behind her. Finally, they reach a clearing, and three familiar bodies lying on the ground, fainted. Moving in closer, the team notices that it is Team Inferno*
Squirt: DEAR ARCEUS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
*Squirt then proceeded to shake Vulcain's unconscious head*
Kip: Squirt, he's out cold! He's not going to answer!
*Viper then notices a familiar shape near Team Inferno*
Viper: Hey, I think I found something!
*The team goes to where Viper was pointing, but before they figure out what it was, a bright light appears before them, then Mew appears*
Mew: How dare you attempt to steal the Grass Coronet!
*Squirt gets frightened and hides behind Viper, crying heavily*
Squirt: WE'RE SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!
Kip: You baby!
*Squirt continues to cry behind Viper, blowing his nose into Viper's tail*
Viper: EEEEEEEWWWW!
*Viper backslaps Squirt with his tail. Bert and Kip go to face Mew*
Kip: Please, we just need the Grass Coronet so no other teams can abuse its power!
Mew: The Team before you said that as well!
Bert: Please, what can we do to show that we are not evil?
Mew: There is one way.
*Mew starts glowing with power*
Mew: You must beat me…
*Mew starts glowing more brightly*
Mew: In a game…
*A light envelops Team Legends, and they soon found themselves sitting on chairs surrounding a circular table*
Mew: OF GO FISH!
Squirt: *Looking to the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kip: Squirt, why are you screaming?
Squirt: I'm terrible at Go Fish!
Bert: How much do you know about it?
Squirt: KING ME! CHECKMATE! TOUCHDOWN! SPOONS!
*Everyone around the table facepalms, even Mew. Just then, Manaphy, in a sweater vest, appears with the deck of cards*
Kip: What the heck?!
Manaphy: I took the job off Craigslist, alright?
*Mananphy then proceeded to give everyone their cards. After an intense game of Go Fish, which including Squirt shouting out random phrases, and Kip slapping everyone across the face at least once, everyone didn't get a single pair down, except for Viper and Mew*
Squirt: THIS GAME IS RIGGED!
Bert: Well, you did call Manaphy a salty old prune, and threatened it with a French fry strainer, so I'm not surprised it gave us crappy cards.
*Out of anger, Kip gets up, pulls Manaphy by the vest, then pulled its head close to her*
Kip: YOU'RE RIGGING THE GAME, AREN'T YOU?!
Manaphy: I'm just doing what Mew put up on its Craigslist page!
*All of Team Legends glare at Mew*
Mew: My Glass Coronet, my rules!
*The game proceeded until Viper and Mew only had one card left, and everyone else still had no pairs*
Mew: *Quietly talking to itself* Heheheheheheh, he'll never get my final card. It's not part of the original deck!
Viper: Mew, do you have a holographic, scratch and sniff, Mexican Arceus card?
*Mew turns to Manaphy, wide eyed*
Mew: WHAT?! MANAPHY!
Manaphy: What? You just gave me the deck of cards, I didn't do anything!
Mew: YOU'RE FIRED!
Manaphy: NOOOOOOO! I NEEDED THIS JOB TO PAY OFF MY TIDDLYWINKS!
*Manaphy angrily storms off. Bert leans in close to Viper*
Bert: Seriously, what are tiddlywinks?
Viper: I have no idea.
*Viper then turns to Mew*
Viper: Hand over the card Mew.
*Grunting, Mew gave the card to Viper. It looked exactly like Viper had described, but Arceus was wearing a poncho and had a sombrero on his head. Suddenly, a bright light flashed around the area, and Mew, the chairs, and the table was gone, with the Grass Coronet in its place. Mew's voice could be heard through the clearing*
Mew's Voice: Enjoy the stupid Coronet, you jerks.
Kip: Wow, we actually got the treasure!
Bert: You do know there are still six more treasures out there.
Kip: Don't be such a buzzkill.
Viper: Ummmm, now that we have the treasure, how do we get out of here?
*Everyone stands in silence, staring at each other.*
Squirt Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…DEUX EX MACHINA!
*A unicorn comes out of the sky, puts everyone on its back, and then flies them out of the jungle*
Viper: How the heck did he do that?!
Kip: There are some things about Squirt that we are not meant to understand, and this is one of those things.
*The unicorn brings the team back to their base before popping out of existence. *
Kip: Alright, we need to find a good place to put the Grass Coronet before we…
*The rest of Team Legends collapse on the ground, falling asleep immediately*
Kip: Ugh, fine, I'll do it you weaklings.
*She hid the Coronet in Squirt's underwear drawer, knowing nobody would look in there, not even Squirt, before collapsing on her bed and falling asleep*
Will the team find the other treasures? Will Manaphy find a new job? Why were Riolu and Wynaut going after the Pachirisu? What is up with that unicorn? Find out next time on Team Legends: Explorers of the Odds!