Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen version 2 chapter 2

"OK, IT IS MY FIRST DAY AT COLLAGE!" Sam shouted.

"Sam, don't get overreacted." Sam's father(Ron) said.

"Hey Sam!" Sam's mother(Judy) said and came with some little shoes.

"Look what I found. Your botties." Judy said and cried.

"Aw no! NO, NO, NO!" Sam said.

"Yea, wateva, just march up young lady!" Ron said to Judy and then slapped her butt.

Sam said, "Look, I saw that, OK? Don't pretend this is some rap video. You're a dirty old man!"

Later……

Ron said to Sam, "There are going to be cool ladies over there!"

Sam said, "Good, because I'm a ladies sort of guy."

Ron replied, "I know Mikaela is the best for you-."

"Well we discovered alien race together." Sam interrupted.

"Oh, and Sam, please come home on Hallowen and-"

"Maybe I can't mom." Sam interrupted.

Later, Sam called Mikaela. Sam said, "Hey beautiful."

Motorbike repairing place.

"Sorry Sam, I might break up with you." Mikaela said.

"Don't worry, I have a web cam for us communicate when I'm in College." Sam said.

"Sounds cute, I can't wait to try that."

"Wait a minute Mikaela." Sam said.

"What?" Mikaela said.

"Remember that cube I stuck in Megatron's chest."

"Yes." Mikaela replied.

"I found a shard." Sam said.

Then, Sam saw some strange symbols and then dropped the shard on the floor where it went through the gap and then landed on the kitchen on the first level. The kitchen went to chaos. The machines were alive. They start shooting around. Sam said, "Not good!"

As they stalked Sam, Sam jumped out of the house window and said, "Dad, something has gone bad!"

Then Judy came out screaming but accidently hits bumps a pot. Ron said, "Quick 911 emergency!"

As the creatures stalked Sam, Sam yelled, "BUMBLEBEE!!!"

Bumblebee burst out and fired his plasma cannon, destroying all of the robots. Later, emergency came. Sam told Bumblebee, "Get in the garage."

Judy complained, "I can't stand a psychotic alien robot living in my garage!"

Ron then said, "Judy, its National security. Ok?"

Judy then shouted, "I'm not going to get calmed down until we go to Paris! And bring Mojo and Frankie there!"

Mikaela was there as well. Sam gave her a coinatiner and said to her, "Take care of this. Allspark fragment. And please don't lose that container."

Mikaela said, "Ok."

Sam later went to the garage seeing Bumblebee feeling miserable after being blamed by Judy. Sam said, "B-Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing."

Bumblebee said, "This is awesome!"

But Sam said, "But we cannot bring cars."

Bumblebee felt sad. Sam said, "I need a normal life ok? But you will always be my first car. Goodbye B-Bee."

When he went out, he saw Mikaela give him some flowers. Sam said, "Well?"

"Why haven't you-." Mikaela said.

"Well, I-." Sam interrupted.

Judy interrupted and said, "Look, looks like Sam is going to say the L word."

Sam said, "I adore you."

Mikaela said, "That is not the same as the other word."

Sam said, "If I say the other word, I would be in trouble."

Mikaela said, "Well anyway, bye!"

Sam's College

"Wow this place is awesome, I can feel smarter already." Judy said.

Ron said, "This is like a $ 40,000 a year."

Sam got into his dorm and said, "Hey, I'm new."

A boy with dark hair said, "Hi, I'm Leo Spitz. You work for me now."

Later, a boy on the PC said, "Hey, I found this video showing something in LA!"

Sam said, "I think it is fake."

The boy on the PC replied, "But the Internet does not lie."

"Seems fake to me. I wasn't there so don't ask me." Sam replied.

"NO, NO, NOOO!!!" Leo said.

Another boy said, "What."

"We've been pwned!" Leo said.

Later, Sam's parents came in. Sam said, "Let me introduce you to my friends."

Judy said, "Hi guys!"

Later, Judy was doing no good. She picked a fight with students. So Ron locked her up. Ron said, "Get home!"

A girl said to Sam, "Your mother is out of control."

Meanwhile……..

Soundwave tracked the signal to the cube fragment and said, "Ravage, get it."

Ravage landed on the ground but he was detected. Ultra Magnus said, "Sideswipe, Suntstreaker, Ironhide, help in this mission!"

Optimus said, "The rest of you are with me!"

Unfortunately, Decepticons drones appeared. Optimus said, "Fire all you have!"

The Autobots fired their weapons and destroyed all the drones. Ultra Magnus said, "Good work but, RAVAGE IS GETTING TO THE STORAGE THAT HAS THE ALLSPARK FRAGMENT!"

Ravage used his minions and then captured the Allspark. The humans came. On soldier said, "This can't be! The fragment is lost!"

END

Funny stuff

We are fighting dreamers takami wo mezashite

Ultra Magnus: Fire!

Fighting dreamers narifuri kamawazu

Ultra Magnus: WHAT? MY GUN SHOOTS JELLY???

Fighting dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni

Sideswipe: Than use close combat!

Oli, oli, oli, oh-! Just go my way!

Sideswipe: WHAT? MY SWORD IS JUST A WOOD CANE?

Right here, right now(GO!)

Sunstreaker: Then bash them!

Buppanase like a dangan liner

Sunstreaker: Ouch! I tripped over!

Right here Right now!(Go!)

Ironhide: We failed.

Buttakitteku ze get the fire!

Optimus: STOP THAT NARUTO SONG!

Speed: Isn't GO! By Flow?

Dragon: Loser, it was by Flow and it was the 4th OP of Naruto.

Jolt: Whatever Sasuke.

Dragon: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M NOT SASUKE UCHIHA?!!