SBS Time!
SlasherMask: Are any of the books besides One Piece: A Smash Adventure real?
Game2002: Obviously no.

Chapter 10
I want to go on a date with Negi sensei at the theme park!


Luigi and Peach were standing face to face on top of a hill that had beautiful flowers all over the place. Peach blushed brightly and said to Luigi, "Luigi… Actually… for a long time… I…"

"I know what you want to say to me," Luigi said, and it should be noted that his face wasn't normal. In fact, his face looked really, really handsome and almost like a bishounen's. Just look at those large sparkling eyes and the stylish and well trimmed moustache. You'll probably become homo for him! "Say it; I will not be surprise about what you want to say to me."

"Luigi… I…" Peach said nervously, and then she turned around and placed her hands on her face for a few seconds before turning around to show that her face had transformed into Parry's. "I'm actually Parry in disguise all along."

"What?!"

"Give me a kiss!" Parry, which Peach's body and dress, ran over to Luigi to give him a smooch, and the plumber failed to run away in time and was pushed onto the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

-

"Wake up! Rise and shine!" Parry said while pecking Luigi in the forehead over and over.

"What?!" Luigi shot up from bed and the parrot flew away. "Phew… Just a dream…"

"We're going to the theme park today, so let's get ready!" Parry said enthusiastically. "I can't wait for some goodness and fun time there! Mario's already up!" They could hear Mario humming his own series main theme in the bathroom.

"That place opens at eleven in the morning, and we are supposed to take off at 10:30. It's 9:13 now, so let's have breakfast!"

"There's still lots of time, so don't rush."

"Don't you know the saying that the early bird gets the worm?"

"And haven't heard of the saying that worms that wake up late don't get eaten by birds?"

"Hmmm… That actually makes sense…"

"Anyway, I'm up and let's get ready for today."

"All right!"

-

10:20

That's what the watch on Negi's arm read when he looked at it. "Everyone should be here by now."

Suddenly, the Narutaki twins came bouncing over to him and latched onto the sides of his body. "Negi sensei! Please accompany us today at the fun fair!"

"Whoa! What the?!"

"Wait! Negi sensei is mines!" Ayaka said. She ran up to him and pulled him by the arms to get him away from the twins. "He's going to have fun with me the whole day today? Will you, sensei?"

"We got him first! He's ours!" the twins shouted while trying to pull him back.

But then Makie came charging into the scene and pushed Negi away from the front shouting, "Negi-kun! Please go out with me today!"

"Hey! I told you guys not to take him away!" Ayaka shouted.

"Why must this happen all the time…?" Negi cried as he got pulled and pushed around by the four girls who were all fighting for him. When he finally snapped, he said out loud, "Everyone! Please calm down!"

The girls immediately backed off and apologized to him for being too rude. "I know you all want to go out with me…" he told them. "But let's talk about this after we get there. You guys can talk about this on the bus too. I'm willing to go out with any of you if you do it fairly."

Haruna, Nodoka, and Yue came into the scene when the heard this, and giving Nodoka a nudge to the shoulder, Haruna whispered to her, "Hey, this is your perfect chance! Ask him for a date at the fun fair!"

Being a shy girl, Nodoka blushed and said, "But… everyone else already wants to go out with him… I'm afraid I…"

"Oh, don't worry! I have a plan to make you go out for sure with him one hundred percent! You can count on me!"

"All right! It's time to go now, so let's all head off for the bus!" Negi said, and the girls happily walked out of the hotel to head for the bus. As Negi followed behind them, he noticed Toor Gyde standing at the lobby waiting for the Smashers.

"They're sure taking their time," he said.

"If you're looking for them, they already went to the bus a few minutes ago," Negi said to him before leaving.

-

At the royal castle, Roy had received words about all that happened yesterday and what the Smashers had done. "So the thief of the spirit has been defeated by the Smashers," Roy said, "but there appears to be more enemies than they had expected and the spirit still isn't recovered."

"Yes, my lord," Merlinus said to him. "And they claimed that among the culprits was a man named Nacien."

"Nacien… I believe I know that name…"

"Nacien was once a general in the country of Bern, but because of his violent ways of handling things, he was put into custody, but he managed to escape and had become a convict ever since."

-

The Smashers' bus finally arrived at the theme park. Everyone got out and Gyde began explaining to them about this place. "This is the biggest theme park in Lycia," he explained. "It is called World of Fire Emblem! Here, you can…"

"They already left," the bus driver, who was cleaning the bus windows, said to him.

Gyde turned to entrance and saw the Smashers heading over there, and with tears flowing down his eyes, he said, "Good luck… I'll try my best on this job next time…"

-

"Here we are at World of Fire Emblem!" Negi said to his students. "From now until afternoon 6 o'clock, it's free time for everyone! Go and have fun and remember to meet back at the exit once the time is up!"

"YAY!!!!" everyone cheered.

Haruna then showed up with a cup containing lots of sticks inside, and she said loudly, "All right! Now let's pick a stick and whoever gets the red tip will get to go out with Negi sensei for the whole day!"

Immediately, the girls that wanted to go out with him crowded over to her and started fighting for the sticks and it left Haruna almost mauled up afterwards. "Duh…"

"Aw man! It's not us!" Fuuka said with disappointment after looking at hers.

"Aw… Not me…" Makie cried.

"Me too…" Sakurako cried.

"Hohoho! That means it has to be me!" Ayake said delightfully. She slowly took her hand off the bottom of the stick and to her shock, it wasn't her too. "What?!"

"Um… It's me…" Nodoka said, holding up her stick which had the red tip, and everyone was surprised.

"Honya got it!"

Note: Honya means Bookstore, which is Nodoka's nickname due to the fact she enjoys reading and knows a lot about their school library.

"Man! She's so lucky!"

"I really want to be in her shoes now-aru!"

Haruna was giggling secretly to herself and Yue said to her, "That was sly of you… Given Nodoka the stick beforehand and making it look like she got it."

"Friends should be helping friends. Heheh! Hope she has a good time with him!"

Nodoka walked up to Negi and said nervously, "Negi sensei… Will you… go out with me?"

"Well, you girls seem to have settled this matter," he said. "All right, I'll accompany you if you like to!"

"Thanks… sensei… I'm very… happy…"

Kotaro walked up to Negi and gave him a nudge saying, "Make sure to cherish this opportunity, haha!"

"We're just normal friends. It's not appropriate for there to be relationships… between teachers and students, heheh…" Negi told him.

-

BGM: Happy Material (1st series Negima anime opening, instrumental version preferred)

"So what do you want to do, Nodoka?" Negi asked her.

"I… um… I don't know…" she said.

"Don't be shy! I'll treat you whatever you want! Hey look, it's Mana!"

They went over to Mana who was playing a game where you use a dart gun to shoot down targets. Being a skilled sniper, she managed to shoot down every target with no problem, and the people who were watching clapped and cheered as she shot down the last target. "Congratulations on shooting everything down with no miss at all!" the owner of the game said to her. "Here's your reward!"

As Mana walked away with the reward (it's just a stuffed animal), Negi said to her, "Wow! You're really good!"

"Thanks for the compliment, sensei!" she replied politely.

"Nodoka, want to try and win an award for you?" Negi asked Nodoka.

"Okay…" she replied.

Negi went up to the game and the owner gave him a dart gun. The gun was pretty heavy however and he had a hard time lifting it up. It kept on wobbling on his hand and then he accidentally pulled the trigger when the turret was pointing slightly downwards.

BANG!

"Oops…" Negi said nervously. He placed the gun onto the table and then grabbed Nodoka's hand and ran off.

"Hey! Watch where you're shooting!" the owner shouted at him. The dart apparently shot him in the back of the left leg, but it was no big deal.

Luigi then came up and asked to try out, so the owner gave him a gun. He took aim at the targets and was about to pull the trigger when suddenly he sneezed. "Achoo! Oops…" He placed the gun down on the table and made a run for it.

The owner, who had the dart up his left butt cheek, yelled to him, "HEY!!!"

-

Dedede slammed down a hammer onto the thing on the ground and the weight shot up and hit the bell at the top.

DING!

"Dyeheh!" Dedede made a pose to show off his victory and the people clapped.

After he left, Kirby came over to this Test-Your-Strength game and then took the hammer. He mustered all his strength into his hands and lifted the hammer over his head, but he lost his grip and the hammer flew backwards instead.

BONK!

"Huh?" Kirby turned to see who had hit.

The next thing he knew, he was running from an enraged Dedede who had a large bump on his head and he was swinging a pair of hammers in his hand as he chased the pink puffball. One hammer was his and the other was the one for the game, and the owner of the game was chasing after Dedede telling him to return the hammer. You can even hear the hammer theme from SSBB playing in the background too.

-

Negi and Nodoka were walking through the fair ground talking happily. Well, not talking that much actually. Unknown to them, Asuna, Chamo, Haruna, and Yue were watching them from behind a tree. "Looks like they're having a fun time!" Haruna said.

"It's good that they're having a fun time…" Asuna said. "But I still can't understand why Nodoka would like a kid much younger than her. What's scary is that she's actually more serious than the others, who were actually more of flirting around with him just because he's cute…"

"Bro may be very young compared to her, but his maturity is higher than anyone else!" Chamo said. "It's no surprise that she would like him!"

The two 'couples' came across a building of magic mirrors, so they decided to go in there for some fun.

Inside was obviously full of mirrors that make you look distorted in some way. "Hahaha! Look at me! I'm so tall now!" Negi said, pointing to a mirror in front of him.

Nodoka smiled and turned around and was freaked out when she saw her own distorted and bizarre form in one of the mirrors.

Elsewhere in the building, Lucas, Pit, and Red were laughing at themselves in the mirror. "Hahahaha! Look at this!" Red said, pointing to a really fat reflection of himself.

"These mirrors are strange…" Pit said. He was looking at a reflection of himself that had a tiny body but with massive wings.

"I look scary…" Lucas said, looking at his own reflection which had a large 'brain'.

The three walked around and eventually ran into Negi and Nodoka and they greeted each other. Suddenly, a demented and disturbing-looking face that was baring its teeth showed up at the mirror next to them and they all freaked out and ran out of the building as fast as they could. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!"

"Wahahahah!!!" Wario laughed to himself as he was the one that put his disturbing reflection on the mirror. He turned around to look at another one and this one showed him with a massive butt. "I like these!"

-

"What was that… just now…?" Lucas said.

"I think that was Wario…" Red said. He looked up and saw a roller coaster in the distance and said, "Hey, why don't we do ride the roller coaster? It should be fun!"

"Want to ride that, Nodoka?" Negi said to her. "That looks fun!"

Nodoka looked at how fast the roller coaster was and said, "It looks… scary…"

"Don't worry! I won't be dangerous! I'm sure it'll be fun! Let's go!"

-

And thus they went onto the roller coaster and it was a fast and furious ride. The coaster went around the tracks and loops at a monstrous speed and everyone riding it screamed at the top of the voice. Throughout the whole ride, Negi was screaming with joy while Nodoka grabbed onto him by the side tightly while screaming in terror.

Pit seemed to be enjoying it but Lucas looked like he was going to cry any second. Red was about to be squeezed to death by a fat, female anthropomorphic toad sitting next to him and she was screeching at a sound that could shatter glasses too.

-

"Phew! That was fun!" Negi said delightfully as they got down from the roller coaster.

"It was… really fun…" Nodoka said, and her legs were still wobbling.

"That really was fun!" Pit said happily. Behind him, Lucas was crying from the frightening experience and Red's expression looked almost like a dead man's.

-

Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Pikachu were sitting on a bench reading a book. Marth went over to sit on the same bench as them and asked, "What are you reading?"

"A new comic book we bought at this place's book store," Pikachu replied. "It's a special version of One Piece: A Smash Adventure called One Piece: A Smash Adventure with Brook.

"I thought you have this already."

"This is a different version," Pichu said. "This one is a remake of the original but with a new crewmember named Brook as well as the addition of a ninth world and a ninth Obscurum ruler. We've just begun reading, so we still don't know what the ninth world is or who the ninth Obscurum ruler is."

"Story is more fun with Brook!" Jigglypuff said.

"Yeah, at least a hundred times more fun!"

-

"All aboard, everyone! The train is going to take off soon!" the owner of a train ride said to everyone.

"This should prove to be relaxing and fun!" Luigi said as he took a seat on the miniature train with Mario.

"Are you sure?" Mario said to him. "I'm surprised that-a you want-a to ride-a theez."

"What are you talking about? I prefer peaceful and relaxing rides such as this!"

Chachamaru and Eva were both sitting in front of them. "It's going to be boring…" Eva said to herself.

The train started moving and went down the track that went around the fun fair. Luigi looked around with interested and waved at his comrades which could be seen passing around too. "Okay, now we are about to enter the haunted house!" the train driver said. "Be on you guard for some spookiness!"

Luigi was shocked when heard this. "Haunted house?!"

"Yeah, that-a eez what-a theez train ride-a eez about-a," Mario said to him.

"I thought this will be going through the medieval castle!"

"That-a eez da other one, not-a theez."

A haunted house eventually appeared in sight and Luigi had no choice but to accept his fate as the train went into the haunted house.

Inside the haunted house, there were fake models of ghosts and creeps such as vampires, skeletons, and zombies all over the place, and some of them even moved around in place and made sounds. "Boring…" Eva mumbled as she reclined on her seat. "I've seen scarier things than these…"

"These aren't that-a scary," Mario said. Luigi was huddled next to him and was trembling violently.

Kazumi and Sayo were also sitting at the back of the train. "Hahaha! These are all kid's stuff!" Kazumi said with a laugh. "You can't compare these to horror movies at all!"

"I'm scared…" Sayo cried.

"C'mon, you're a ghost and you're scared of these?"

"I know I'm a ghost… but…" Then a werewolf model next to her howled loudly and she shrieked loudly before passing out.

"Hey! Are you all right? I've never heard of ghosts scaring ghosts!"

Pointless note: In Pokemon, ghost type is super effective against ghosts. This is starting to make sense…

After going through the house of horror, the train finally exited and returned to its station, and the passengers all got out. "How was the ride, master?" Chachamaru asked Eva.

"They could do better," Eva replied. "Only complete cowards can get scared by those."

"They should put real dead and decapitated bodies there," Chachazero said. "That will make things more exciting!"

In the background you could see Mario carrying a passed out and pale-skinned Luigi away on his back.

-

Captain Falcon was playing the bumper car. Putting his F-Zero skills to use, he was the master of the ring. No bumper cars were match for him at all as he drove with skill and speed and rammed into people with force. Whoever he came in contact with would spin off to the side of the ring and then fly off the bumper car and then outside. His skills amazed a lot of people and they could not believe how seriously the Man of Speed took this game.

"That guy is amazing!"

"Wow! He's cool!"

"I've never seen such skills with the bumper car!"

Soon, CF was the only person left in the ring as everyone else had been sent flying off. But then a new challenger arrived; it was a man fully clad in racing suit and his face was concealed by a helmet. "I have seen your skills and is amazed," the man said to CF. "But I, Generic Fodder Character, am known as the best bumper car champion around these places. I will challenge you to see who is better!"

"Very well! I accept your challenge!" CF said. "Show me your moves!"

The atmosphere became serious as both sides got their bumper cars ready. The people began betting which side will win. CF and Generic Fodder Character stared at each other for a few seconds, and then instantly stepped on the boost and their bumper cars charged at each other. They got closer and closer until they dashed past each other seemingly unharmed. It was a like a samurai swordfight where the samurais dash past each other with sword in hand if you know what I mean. A clichéd but classical scene, that is.

There was a long moment of silence as everyone stared at the two of them to see who the winner was. Suddenly, the Generic Fodder Character's bumper car was sent soaring into the air and he flew off the ring while the bumper car crashed down on the side. CF stood up from his bumper car and made a pose and everybody roared with joy and clapped hands to congratulate the new champion of bumper cars.

"A champion is born!"

"He is truly the best!"

"I want an autograph from him!"

"He's so cool!"

Suddenly, a fat kid named Shermy came cashing into CF's bumper car using his own and the CF was sent flying out of his car and then the ring. Everyone gasped in shock while the fat kid gave a thumb up and smiled.

-

The next location that Negi and Nodoka went was the skating rink. It was an indoor area with a large ice rink where people could skate around. "This place looks fun!" Negi said. He stepped into the rink after putting on his skates but almost slipped. "Whoa!"

Nodoka quickly hold him and said, "Be careful, Negi sensei!"

"Thanks for holding me up, Nodoka…"

"Negi-kun!" shouted a girl's voice. They both looked up and saw Makie skating around with superb skill. "Look at me!" Not only was she an expert in gymnastics, but she appeared to be very good at ice skating as well. She did several graceful spins and turns as well as displaying her flexibility by performing bends and curves. With her trademark ribbon twirling through the air and around her, she was like an angel skating gracefully on the ice.

Negi clapped his hands and exclaimed, "You're good, Makie! Amazing!"

"Don't know how to skate? I'll teach you! Come over here!" Makie swung her ribbon at Negi and it wrapped him up around the body and with a yank, she pulled him forward.

"Whoa!"

"Negi sensei!" Nodoka cried.

Negi was pulled over to Makie and she grabbed him by the hands and began skating around the place at high speed with him. "Don't worry! I won't let you fall!" she assured him. "It's fun, isn't it?"

"It's… too fast!" he cried.

"Weeeeee!!!" exclaimed Dedede happily as he slid across the place on his belly all of a sudden. He accidentally rammed into Makie from behind and caused the both of them to go flinging into the air. "Ow! Out of my way!"

"Yaaaaaaa!!!!" The two of them spun through the air but Makie eventually landed back down on her skates like it was nothing at all.

"Phew… Perfect landing!" she said, but she noticed that Negi wasn't next to her anymore. "Negi-kun?" She looked around and saw Negi still flying through the air. "Negi-kun!"

"SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!" he cried.

Meta-Knight was skating around nearby when he heard someone screaming. Though his back was towards the incoming object, he could tell by the sound that it was getting close. As an act of self-defense, he quickly pulled his cape around his body and spun in place like a tornado. Negi fell onto him but because of the spinning motion, he was repelled back into the air and soared through the place again.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Haruna, Yue, Asuna, and Chamo were standing outside the ring when they saw this. "That kid sure can fly…" Haruna commented.

"Negi sensei!!!" Nodoka shouted. She saw Negi flying and falling towards her direction and she opened her arms in hope of trying to catch him. Negi then fell onto her and rammed into her lower part of the body and the force caused the both of them to go sliding backwards until they hit the wall on the side of the rink. "Ya!"

CRASH!

"Oh…" Nodoka groaned while rubbing her head. "Sensei… Are you all right…?" She tried to get up from her half-lying down position but to her shock, saw that Negi had pulled down her skirt when he fell onto her and his face was currently planting face down onto her pink panties in between her legs. "Ah... YAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Out of desperation, she closed her legs around the sides of his head tightly and almost crushed him to death.

Dedede slid past them slowly on his belly and said, "If I were your age, kid, I'd wait ten more years before doing that."

-

"And now the eating contest shall began!" the announcer said. Seated on the table were several contestants who were participating in the meat bun eating contest. Three notable contestants were Kirby, Yoshi, and Ku Fei.

"I wish you luck, father," Lucario said from among the audience.

"Don't worry! There is no way I will let Kirby beat me!" Yoshi assured him.

"Ku Fei, don't force yourself too much," Satsuki called out to her. "These kinds of buns can get stuck in your throat if you eat too fast, so make sure you chew thoroughly and drink water."

"Don't worry-aru!" Ku Fei told her.

"All right! The first person to finish them all wins!" the announcer said. "There is no time limit, so take your time! Go!" The announcer fired his gun against the sky and the contest was on.

The moment the gunshot was heard, Yoshi stuck out his tongue and wrapped it around the entire pile of meat buns on his plate and then took them down into his stomach in a split second while Kirby inhaled the entire pile into his stomach in a split second too. All the contestants, the audience, and the announcer stared at the two with wide opened eyes of disbelief.

"So… Who won?" Kirby asked. "Me or Yoshi?"

-

Now we head over to a building called Cosplay Center. It was place where there are all sorts of costumes for people to try out for free and then take pictures.

Chisame walked to a place that there was nobody else around besides herself. "This looks like a good place," she thought. She set up a video camera nearby and then went behind some clothes that were hung up nearby. A few seconds later, she came jumping back out wearing a skimpy bunny suit. "Hello, everyone!" she said to the camera. "It's everybody's favorite internet idol, Chiu! Today I am here at a theme park in Lycia, World of Fire Emblem! I'm at the Cosplay Center and here I am dressed as a cute bunny girl! Don't you think…?"

Suddenly, she heard footsteps approaching and thus began acting fast; she zipped back behind the clothes and ran back out in her normal clothes and with her eyeglasses back on. She quickly grabbed the video camera and hid it behind herself just as Setsuna and Konoka came walking into the place.

"Hi, Chisame!" Konoka greeted her cheerfully. "What's up?"

"Nothing… Just looking around…" she replied nervously.

"Oh really? Have fun!"

Konoka walked towards some costumes on the other side of the room and began looking through them. "I want to try something neat and then take a picture!" she said. "Want to try something too, Secchan?"

"No thanks, Ojou-sama," Setsuna told her.

"This one looks good!" Konoka thought, and she went into the dressing room with a costume that she picked out.

Setsuna remained outside and waited for her to get dressed. "I'm done!" Konoka's voice said out loud from behind the curtain. She stepped out and revealed herself to be dressed up a fantasy warrior girl, but it was a very skimpy costume consisting of only a skirt and metal bra, as wear as a headgear.

"Ojou-sama?! Why are you dressed like that?!" Setsuna said in shock.

"Do you think it looks good?" Konoka asked.

Setsuna looked at her from head to toe with an embarrassed expression. The skirt was very short and if she were to bend over, the panties will be shown in broad daylight. The overall costume, in her opinion, was too skimpy. "I think it doesn't really suit you…"

"Really? Then I'll change into something else then." Konoka then went back into the dressing room.

Setsuna sighed with relief and said to herself, "Phew… Why was my heart pounding really hard just now…?"

"Secchan! Can you come in here and help me please?"

"What? Go in there? But you're still getting dressed up!"

"Not yet. I want you to come in and help me first."

Setsuna went inside and saw Konoka with her back towards her. "The bra seems to be stuck. Can you help me take it off?" she asked.

A chill went down Setsuna's spine and her face turned red when she heard this. "What!? Undress for her?!" she gasped to herself. "But I… I can't… This is too extreme!"

"Hurry up, Secchan."

"All right…" Setsuna slowly reached her hand towards her back, but she kept on trembling nervously. Her hand was about to reach the button at the back of the bra, but then she stopped and pulled her hand back a little bit, and then forward again, and then back. "I can't… I'm not worthy of doing it… I can't…"

"Secchan, what are you doing? You're acting strange…"

This really makes you question Setsuna's sexuality.

-

"I'm so sorry, Nodoka… I'm really sorry about what happened at the ice rink…" Negi apologized to Nodoka over and over desperately

"It's all right, sensei… I'm not angry… anymore…" she told him with a face that was still glowing red.

"So… let's cheer up now! Look, they have lots of cool costumes here! Let's try out some, what do you say?"

Suddenly, the cheerleader girls came rushing over to him. "Negi sensei! You're here!"

"Oh hi! You girls are here? How's everything?" he said to them.

"We're having a great time!" Sakurako said.

"Now that you're here, we'd like for you to try out some costumes we picked for you!" Misa said to him. They grabbed him by the hand and pulled him away towards the dressing room.

"Hey, wait! What are you doing?!" he cried.

"Don't worry! I'm sure you'll look great in the costumes we each picked for you!" Misa told him.

They dragged him into the dressing room and then the sound of crying from the child teacher as well as giggling from the girls could be heard. Nodoka watched from the outside wondering what was happening inside.

The curtain eventually opened and the girls stepped out first to show Negi's new costume. "Tadah!"

"Um… What's this…?" Negi asked, looking at his new outfit. It consisted of a straw hat, a red vest, and a blue pant. There was even a fake scar drawn underneath his left eye.

"You look cool, Negi sensei!" Sakurako said to him. "Don't you think so, Nodoka?"

"Um… Yeah, he looks nice…" she replied.

Misa took a picture using her cell phone of Negi in his costume and suggested that he try out something else, so they dragged him back into the dressing room against his will again.

When the curtains opened again, the girls presented Negi wearing Roy's costume, complete with a replica of the Binding Blade. "Woohoo! This one is even cooler!" Sakurako said. "You look so handsome and cool!"

"We still have one more!" Madoka said, and then you know what happened next.

"Not again…" Negi whimpered, and the curtains closed.

After a while, there was laughter coming from behind the curtain. It opened up and the girls came out laughing and whistling loudly as they presented Negi wearing a kimono and a long wig. He looked every way just like a girl in this costume. The three girls couldn't help but laugh their heads off on how perfectly he looked like a girl and even Nodoka giggled, though she tried to hold back.

Negi looked at himself with embarrassment and said, "Can I change back now…?"

"Negi sensei!" said the voice of someone familiar to them, and then Ayake showed up wearing a really, really, really skimpy dress. She was wearing a bathing suit that barely provided coverage for her breasts at all, so 98 percent of her breasts were exposed if you can picture it in your mind.

"Class president?! What's with that… shameless costume?!" Nodoka said in shock.

Ayake made a sexy pose and said, "Sensei, do I look good in this? I'm willing to wear anything for you!"

"Um… It's nice… but I think you better wear more… otherwise you'll catch a cold…" Negi said nervously with a bright red face.

"Hey! What's-a up?" Mario said as he walked into the scene and he was wearing a tanuki costume.

"You lot enjoying this place?" Luigi, who was dressed as Mr. L, asked. "And who's this new girl here?" Parry was perched on his shoulder wearing a miniature pirate costume.

"It's me… Their teacher…" Negi replied.

"Oh really? You sure look just like a girl like that, and the premature voice makes it even more convincing! Ha!" Parry said.

"Roar!" roared a voice. They all turned around to see Godzilla walking over, but then Godzilla took off his head to reveal himself as G&W. "Nice suit, eh? And here's Blackshell dressed up as a Blastoise." He showed them his pet turtle which had a pair of plastic pipes attached to its shell.

"Nice, but… with a body like yours, how did you fit in there or even move around?" Luigi asked. "And I think this is the first time I ever saw you wearing something."

Suddenly, Wario jumped in among them and he was wearing a blue skintight jumpsuit that showed off every 'curve' of his body. He also wore a blond wig that had a ponytail and held a toy gun in his hand. "Hey guys! How do I look?" he asked. He turned around and shook his butt and one could even see it jiggling due to the suit being way too tight.

Everyone responded by throwing up and running away.

-

Yuuna and Zazie were having an intense match of air hockey while Akira, Misora, and Ako served as the referee and judges for their match.

"Take that!" Yuuna slammed her mallet into the incoming puck and sent it back to Zazie, who easily knocked it back. The puck bounced back and forth between them for a while before Zazie delivered a stronger than usual hit that sent the puck shooting into Yuuna's goal at a fast speed. "What?!"

"Winner is Zazie!" Akira said, holding up the dark-skinned girl's hand.

"Wow! Zazie sure is good at air hockey," Ako said.

"Aw man… And I'm supposed to be the best at sports around here…" Yuuna groaned.

ROB then came over and said, "I see that you are having fun with this Toonerian game? Do you mind if I try my hand on this?"

"Sure! Try and beat Zazie if you can!" Akira said to him.

ROB went over to Yuuna's place and gripped his hand against both sides of the mallets handle. "I am ready whenever you are," he said to Zazie.

Zazie served the puck and ROB hit it back to her again. When the puck went back to him along the side of the table, ROB's body slid to the side and smacked the ball back. Yuuna, Akira, Ako, and Misora looked over to ROB's side and saw that he was moving by detaching his upper body from the lower half. Basically, his lower half remained in one place while the upper half detached itself and hovered side to side.

Satomi happened to be standing at the side and she was observing ROB with great interest. "Interesting… Capable of separating itself in half and still move…"

The duel between ROB and Zazie kept up for quite a while as they were both very skilled. This went on for more than 5 minutes and no one still got a score yet. "This is taking a while…" Misora grumbled.

"The robot's better than you too," Ako pointed out, which made Yuuna look disappointed.

"Time to put an end to this," ROB said. When the puck went back to him, his body spun at high speed horizontally like a buzzsaw. He hoped to hit the puck back to Zazie with a strong force using this method, but when the puck hit him, it burst into pieces instead.

And there was silence among everyone. "Maybe I can implement this into Chachamaru someday," Satomi said to herself while jotting down notes on a notepad.

-

"Weeeee! Yay!!!!" Fuuka and Fumika cheered happily. They were bouncing around within the bouncy castle.

"Pichu! This is fun!" Pichu exclaimed happily as he bounced all over the place.

"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff said. She bounced around the highest due to her balloon-like body.

Kaede and Pikachu were standing outside watching them having fun. "Are you sure those two are in middle school?" Pikachu asked, referring to the twins. "They look in every way like elementary kids…"

"They are in middle school," Kaede told him. "They just didn't mature as fast-degozaru."

Pikachu looked at her from toe to head and then said in his mind, "And you don't even look like someone in middle school too… More like high school…"

Yoshi, Kirby, and Lucario then came by and Kirby said, "I want to play this!"

"Okay, it's good to have some exercise after eating so much!" Yoshi said. "Let's go!" And both Kirby and Yoshi ran into the bouncing castle to play. "Yoshi! Weee!!!" He bounced around for a while and then said to Lucario, "Come on in, Lucario! This is fun!"

"Do not mind if I do, father," Lucario said, and then he tossed himself into the bouncy castle and landed face first onto the rubbery surface. Big mistake, because there is a spike protruding out from the front of his body, so…

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

The entire bouncy castle started to deflate and the people in there were panicking and screaming their heads off.

-

Negi and Nodoka were walking around together with ice cream in their hands, and then Asuna, Haruna, Yue, and Chamo came up to them. "Hey Nodoka! How's everything?" Haruna asked her.

"I'm having… a great time…" Nodoka replied.

"We're doing great! This place is fun!" Negi said.

"You're a kid, so it's no brainer that you'll find all these games and rides fun," Asuna said to him. "But it's good that you're having a fun time however."

As they chatted happily, Chizuru, Natsume, and Kotaro joined them. "Hello! Are the both of you having a fine date?" Chizuru asked. This caused Negi and Nodoka's face to turn red.

"We're just having fun together…" Negi explained. "It's not really a date..."

"Oh, but you do know that a boy and girl doing out together is a date!"

"Anyway, you seem to be enjoying yourself too, Kotaro," Negi said to Kotaro, who was hearing a hat and holding a hot dog in one hand.

"Yeah, whatever," he said. "By the way, I found an interesting flyer." He showed Negi a piece of paper.

"Fire Emblem Arena Championship," Negi read loudly from the paper. "A special event that is held once in a year at World of Fire Emblem… It is a fighting tournament held for anyone to enter. Winner will have 100 million gold coins as reward! Whoa!"

"They're holding a fighting contest here, so I'm going to join it!" Kotaro said. "How about you?"

"Looks very interesting!" he said.

"You sure you want to join?" Asuna asked him.

Negi looked at his watch and said, "It's only 2 in the afternoon, so there is still a lot of time to spare. It wouldn't hurt to kill some time joining this."

"So you're in, right? Let's go sign up then!" Kotaro said.

-

Marth walked up to CF with a flyer in his hand and showed it to him. "You've seen this?"

"All yes, the Fire Emblem Arena Championship," CF said. "I'm planning to enter it. How about you?"

"Your thought is as good as mine. This should be good exercise."

CF punched his palm and said, "All right! Let's go sign up for this then!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Phew, that's one long chapter! I wanted to make sure that every single Smasher and student in 3-A gets a role or least be mentioned in this chapter. Hope this is something enjoyable for you to read!

Trivia:
1. This story marks the third appearance of the fat kid named Shermy. He first appeared in Darkling and then later in Rise of the Negativities.