A/N: Sorry. I haven't been updating for a while. I've been quite obsessed with Olympics for the past two weeks xD. Congratz to US BBALL TEAM! It was SUCH an exciting match. The Spanish team was AWESOME too. xPxPPPP China rocked the Olympics. I loved watching ALL the matches, esp. swimming (PHELPS, the Edward Cullen of the swimming world;) something I picked up from a friend), diving (GUO JING JING xP), and of course BBALL. Hahaha. GO KOBE!

Anyways, back to the story, thank you to my reviewers and readers, MUAHZ love you guys, please enjoy chapter five!

Disclaimer: Everything you recognise belongs to J. K. Rowling.

Chapter Five: WHO? WHAT? FUTURE? HUH?

Harry and Ron stared at the unconscious Sirius on the floor, when a pair of voices shrieked, "COOL!"

Harry and Ron turned around and the twins bounced on them, before either of them can say "Fred!" "George!"

"That is so cool! Hawwy and Won go all purpley and speaked to Uncle Siwius…" Fred blabbered.

George interrupted, "And Ronnie said SHIT!"

Fred continued, "Won and Hawwy can walk too! And speak more than two words! That is so cool!"

George interrupted, "And Ronnie said SHIT!"

Fred added, "Hawwy speaked and Uncle Siwius went kaboom and died!"

George interrupted, "And RONNIE SAID SHIT!"

Harry and Ron bit their lips to stop themselves from bursting with laughter. The twins were as hilarious and amusing as they were when they're older.

Harry asked, "How old are you?"

Fred and George said, "T…F…Th…wee!" They struggled with the "th" sound and held up three of their chubby fingers.

Ron couldn't hold his laughter any longer, he bent and laughed, "Haha… and the twins… said… they were soooo mature… when… they were young…"

Bill came forward with Percy and Charlie behind him, "Ron? Harry? What happened?"

Harry gasped, he had never seen Bill in THIS haircut before, short, clean-cut, very unlike his older self, with the pony tail and fanged earring…

"Bill! We came from the future and came to see Mom and Dad and everyone else! It's a spell!" Ron explained, while hugging his brother.

"I don't believe you," Percy folded his hand across his chest.

Bill picked Ron up, "Ron? Is that really you?"

Ron said, "YEA! Look, I can prove it to you, on the day I was born, you were so excited that you forgot to breathe and fainted! Mom nearly died of heart attack! And remember that time when I had my first birthday, you gave me Teddy Beary, and Fred and George turned it into a spider? And when I was four, you bought me chocolate from Honeydukes?"

Bill looked puzzled at the last statement.

"Crap. I haven't reached four years old yet," Ron muttered.

Bill laughed, Charlie ruffled Ron's hair, "Brilliant. Guess that's really our little bro! But how did this happen?"

"MAGIC!"

"Okay, let me rephrase, why did you come here?"

"It's a mission," Harry replied.

"Oh you mean it's like a secret?" Charlie asked.

"Well. Yea. So can we see the Order people now?" Harry asked hopefully.

"We don't know where their secret meeting place is, only Sirius does and Mom said under NO circumstances can we go out of this room."

"Guess we'll have to wake Sirius then, eh Ron?" Harry grinned.

"I don't have my wand here, can't Ennervate him," Ron replied.

"Oh I never said anything about Ennervating him, let's do it the traditional way, do you have a glass of ice water or something anywhere?"

Ron mirrored Harry's grin and found a bottle of milk next to the crib. Ron and Harry stopped a moment to coo at baby Ginny and baby Neville.

"Ginny looked so beautiful even when she's a baby," Harry cooed.

Ron rolled his eyes, and crawled back to Sirius unconscious form. A count of three and a splash later, a scream followed.

"YEEEEOW! WHAT? WHO? WHERE? WHEN? AHHH!"

Sirius sat up and looked around and found Harry and Ron staring at him.

"Hello, Sirius, rise and shine," Harry said.

"WHO? YOU? WHEN? FUTURE!?" Sirius yelled.

"Yes. It's us. I thought we've established the fact that we're from the future," Harry said calmly.

"WHO? WHEN? WHY?"

"IT'S HARRY AND RON FROM 1997, BECAUSE WE NEED TO WARN THE ORDER OF PHOENIX!"

"WARN? WHAT? WHY?"

"Can you stop screaming for a sec, Padfoot? So that we can calmly explain what's going on and you can take us to the secret meeting place and so that we can DO what we came here to do?"

Sirius was still wide-eyed with shock and disbelief, but he did shut up.

"Okay… let us start from the beginning…"

A/N: Next chapter- Meet the Parents. Ooooo, what will happen then??

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