The power puff Cullens gather for a top-secret meeting in Alice's walk in closet god only knows why they picked this location. They sit cross-legged on the floor.
"I now call the first meeting of the power puff Cullens to Order!" commands Edward "alright men, into youre dresses". They look away from each other and try to get dressed, but Jasper's is a little too tight and Edward has trouble getting his tights on. "Nice job Emmett" says Jasper sarcastically as he struggles with the go go boots. "Sorry guys" Emmett says "I'll fix them later, right now we must fight crime!" "I don't now how the hell I'm gonna fight crime with this major wedgie but okay" Edward says as he tries to ignore his discomfort. "shhhhh, I hear something" says Jasper. Alice and Rosalie walk into the room and Rosalie opens the closet door. OH CRAP! "Now let's find you something cute to…Ahhhhhh what are you guys doing trying on Alice's clothes?!?!"
Silence……
Alice walks over "those aren't mine, they are hideous". "Hey" Emmett shouts defending his designs. The boys immediately start to explain the situation.
"Guys" Rosalie says as she shakes her head disapprovingly "I'm ashamed to know you" she stomps out of the room so hard she almost breaks her pink leather pumps. They wait for Alice to do the same, but she doesn't. "I'm proud of you three for following youre dreams, just don't do it in my closet!" she says pointing to the door "now get out".
So here they are, three boys all dressed up with no place to go and Edward has this killer wedgie! Sucks for him. Sorry this chapter was kinda short, the next one will be longer….. I think. : )