Well, here's part two. This is the third update so far today, I'm looking forwards to getting to the Christmas Invasion as that's a great episode, so I'm hoping to finish Bad Wolf and Parting of the ways while I'm at my Gran's and then start the Christmas Invasion tonight, when I've finished the newspapers. I'm gonna go now, before I start rambling.

Rose was standing at the podium, she was terrified, she just wanted to go back to the Tardis and the Doctor and get as far from this place as they could. She listened to the people setting up the show and prayed that her husband would find her soon. Rose turned to the man who had helped her "I need to find the Doctor." she told him

"Just shut up and play the game."

"All right, what the hell, I'm gonna play to win."

"Let's play the weakest link, start the clock." said the Anne-Droid "The name of which basic foodstuff is an anagram of the word 'beard'?"

"Bread."

"Correct." she moved to the next player "Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar, which month comes after Hoob?"

"Is it Clavado?"

"No, Pandoff."

"Rose, in maths what is 258 minus 158?"

"100!"

"Correct." said the Anne-Droid "Rodrick."

"Bank."

"Which letter of the alphabet appears in the word dangle but not in the word gland?"

"E"

"Correct." she moved on "Colleen, in social security, what D is the name of the payment given to Martain Drones?"

"Default."

"Correct, Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid is built on the remains of which famous Old Earth institute?"

"Touchdown?"

"No, Torchwood."

Rose laughed as the Anne-Droid began to ask the next question. Eventually it was her turn again and she was still laughing "Rose, in the holovid series, Jupitor Rising, the Grexnik is married to whom?"

"How should I know?" she continued to laugh

--

Jack was standing in front of a mirror posing "It's the buccaneer look. Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger."

"Not sure about the vest, what about a little colour to lift it?"

"Absolutely not, never wear black with a colour. It makes the colour look cheap and the black look boring." the droid turned to a clothes rack "Now, let's talk jackets."

"I kind of like the first one."

"No, that's a bit too much Hell's Angle. I think I like the shorter one, look." Jack pulled on the jacket "Waist length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum."

"Works for me." Jack said.

"Once we've got an outfit we can look at the face. Ever thought about cosmetic surgery?"

"I've considered it, yeah." Jack answered "A little lift around the eyes, tighten up the jaw line, what do you think?"

"Let's have a bit more ambition. Let's do something cutting edge."

--

"So, Rose, what do you actually do?"

"I just travel about a bit with my husband." Rose answered "Bit of a tourist, I suppose"

"Another way of saying unemployed?"

"No!"

"Have you got a job?"

"Well, not really, no..."

"Then you are unemployed and yet, you've still got enough money to buy peroxide. Why Fitch?"

"Er... I think she got a few of the questions wrong, that's all."

"And you'd know all about that."

"Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself, so it had to be Fitch." Rose turned to Fitch "I'm sorry, that's the game, that's how it works. I had to vote for someone."

"Let me try again, it was the lights and everything. I couldn't think..."

"In fact with three answers wrong, Broff was the weakest link in that round. But, it's votes that count."

"I'm sorry, please. Oh God, help me."

"Fitch, you are the weakest link, goodbye." The Anne-Droid said before shooting Fitch.

"What's that?" asked Rose "What just happened?"

"She was the weakest link, she gets disintegrated." Rodrick said then he looked at Rose who was looking confused "Blasted into atoms."

"But I voted for her." Rose said "Oh my God, this is sick. All of you, you're just sick. I'm not playing...

"I'm not playing, I can't do it." Broff said

The Anne-Droid shot him as he tried to run for it.

"Don't try to escape." Rodrick told Rose "It's play or die."

--

The other housemates were sitting together and Lynda said "Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa, you've got to."

"I'm busy getting out thanks."

"But if you don't obey, all the housemates get punished."

"Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then." said the Doctor as he grudingly sat down

"How stupid are you, you've only just joined, you're not eligible."

"And don't try anything clever, or we all get it in the neck." Lynda warned him.

"Big Brother house, this is Davinadroid." the three others held hands and the other woman grabbed the Doctor's "Crosbie, Lynda and Strood, you have all been nominated for eviction. And the eight person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is... Crosbie."

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry." said Lynda

"It should have been me, that's not fair, Crosbie."

"Crosbie, you have 10 seconds to make your farewells and then we're gonna get you."

The Doctor sat on the sofa as the others said goodbye and Crosbie left the house.

Ok, I'm posting this bit now, as I don't have time to write what I wanted to as I've going home to sort newspapers and do some house work, when I've finished that you'll get an update and you'll get some when I've delivered my share of the papers although why I have to to do them I'll never know, I mean I'm only supposed to sort them out...never mind, I'll just get a job at night time and then I won't have to do them, although I'll be tired, but I really don't care, anything to make someone else deliver the damned things

TTFN

Julie.