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Chapter 28
The moment you encountered me, you have basically lost
"Mr. Red? They say that the color pink is usually associated with girls," Pit told the Pokemon trainer. "So I think that this thing in front of us is a girl."
Red placed his hand on his chin for a while and said, "Yeah, I think you have a point, and the fact that the voice we heard earlier is very feminine sounding. That would make him a girl actually."
"I'm better than you are!" Robirdo said again, and then it shot out a large egg out of its mouth.
"Watch out!" Pit cried.
"Lax!" Red quickly hurled a Pokemon onto the floor and in a burst of light and smoke; Snorlax came out and quickly caught the egg with his bare hands and tossed it aside into the wall where it exploded.
BANG!
"Ram him down!" Red commanded the Snorlax. Lax ran to the robotic Birdo and grabbing it by both its sides, started to push it back. Robirdo activated its gear threads and moved at max speed to overcome the pushing force of the Pokemon and both sides were locked in a sumo position of pushing back and forth. "You can do it, Lax!"
As they pushed back and forth, Robirdo suddenly shot out another egg into Lax's face and it exploded on contact. The Snorlax was made to flinch by this attack and took some steps back and then Robirdo charged forward and rammed into him, but Snorlax quickly recovered from the attack and mustered his strength to grab hold of the robot again.
"Don't worry, Lax! I'll get you more help!" Red told him, and then he sent out his Poliwrath. "Poli! Go help out Lax!"
The Poliwrath jumped over them and then slammed down his hand onto the head of Robirdo. Snorlax then gave the robot a punch to the face and knocked it back. "It's my turn!" Pit said. He flew into the air and then fired a light arrow onto the head of Robirdo and shot off the bowtie.
"How could you?!" Robirdo said in a voice that sounded masculine this time.
"Uh? Did her voice just become more like a man's?" Red asked.
Thrusting its hands against the air rapidly, Robirdo charged forward at a speed faster than usual and Poli leaped out of the way while Lax tried to counter it. The arms slammed into the belly of the Snorlax and knocked him back a step with each hit. Lax endured the blows and pulled back his fist before pulling a Mega Punch into its face.
POW!!!!
The punch made Robirdo soar back a few feet and then falling onto the floor where it landed its head on top of the bowtie. Robirdo managed to flip back up without any support of its arm and the bowtie was back on its head. "This time you'll die!" it said in a feminine voice.
"Did the voice just become girly again?!" Red asked.
Pit pulled back his bowstring and then fired three arrows at Robirdo at once, but the arrows didn't seem to do much other than grabbing the robot's attention. Robirdo looked at him and launched a large egg which Pit quickly avoided by flying low. But the ceiling was blown apart by the egg and pieces of debris fell down on top of him. "Yeow!"
Lax ran forward and slammed his head into the body of Robirdo and then Poliwrath leaped at it from behind and delivered an exploding Dynamic Punch into it.
BAAAAAAANG!!!!
Robirdo crashed through the wall at the side and tore off quite a chunk of it and basically connected this hallway to the room on the other side.
"Did that do it?" Red wondered. There was a bit of silence when suddenly the wall next to him burst open and Robirdo came crashing out. "Whoa!" He quickly jumped out of the way and managed to avoid getting crushed by the falling wall and the robot itself.
"I'm really going to get you this time!" Robirdo said, and then it started firing a rapid burst of eggs out of its mouth at Red and each time the eggs hit something, an explosion would occur. Red desperately leaped back to avoid the explosions and then picked up Pit who was still knocked out by the pieces of the ceiling, but then he was caught in an explosion and was blown back. "YA!" He flew back into the belly of Snorlax however and was safe. "Phew, thanks… Lax…"
Red quickly carried Pit off to the side while Lax and Poli stepped forward with their fists raised to face Robirdo again. "I'm really going to get you this time!" Robirdo said again, and then this time fire shot out from its mouth.
"It can breathe fire?!" Red said in shock.
Poli quickly jumped in front of the fire and a burst of water came out from the spiraling mark on his body and doused out the fire. Lax ran up to Robirdo next and gave it a powerful punch across the face and its head spun like a top on the neck. Snorlax gave it another punch to the body this time and the robot crashed backwards.
"Ow… That hurts… What happened…?" Pit groaned as he slowly opened his eyes and rubbed his head.
"Good thing you're all right!" Red told him.
"Oh right! I was hit by the ceiling and passed out! I'm sorry to be so careless…"
"Nah, that's nothing at all."
"I need to be more useful and stronger! Please allow me to make up for my carelessness!"
Robirdo got back up again and steam was coming out from its head. Whether it was pissed off or because of malfunction; I don't know either. Robirdo shot out eggs at them again, though these were smaller compared to the previous ones. Pit quickly spun his bow in his hand until it gave off an orange light, and then he hurled it at the incoming egg projectiles. "Angel Disk!"
The spinning and glowing bow went through the eggs and sliced through them like knife through butter and then went into Robirdo's mouth and then it tore through the back of its head and out again! "Wow! I didn't know it was that sharp!" Red said in awe.
"But there is a bad thing about it…" Pit told him.
"What is it?"
"It won't come back by itself…"
Indeed, the bow fell onto the floor afterwards and was still lying there.
"Okay… I was thinking that it would come back like a boomerang…"
"How could you?!" Robirdo said in a voice that changed between masculine and feminine and it was also very distorted sounding.
"Looks like that hit really dealt quite a bit of damage," Red said. "All right; let's take her, or him, or it… Anyway, let's just take out that thing with our next blow!"
Robirdo shot another egg at it again despite the damage done to its head. Lax grabbed the egg and forcefully stuffed it back into its mouth. "Dynamic Punch it, Poli!" Red commanded. Lax got out of the way and Poli ran forward to throw a punch into the egg that was stuffed in the mouth of Robirdo.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
The explosion not only blasted the robot backwards, but its head was literally blown off and torn into pieces by the violent explosion as well. There was nothing left of Robirdo asides from its badly malfunctioned and headless body. All that left of its head was the bowtie and some circuits, as well as a light bulb which might have been the eye.
Lax, Poli, Red, and Pit all raised one hand in triumph. "We did it!" Red and Pit exclaimed while Poli and Lax made their noises that sounded like a frog's croaking and a growling respectively.
-
Four rocket fists came flying at Meta-Knight and the small and round knight flew swiftly around them to dodge each fist. He made his way to Mega Titan and slashed across its body. The robotic knight bounced back from the attack and then its disembodied fists came flying back to rejoin it. MK got out of the way in time to avoid getting hit by any of them. MK inspected the body of MT and saw no wounds on it. "Hmmm… Looks to be very hard armor…"
MT came forward again and tried to smash in between all four of its hands but he got out of the way in time and slashed MT rapidly all over the body again, but once again there were no damage done. "Not an issue for me," MK claimed. "I used to be one of the chief engineers of Great Tech City and even when serving under the king of Dream Land, my mechanic and engineering skills have far from decreased. Dismantling machines such as you is what I do best!"
MT launched all four of his hands at MK who once again swiftly dodged every single one of them while approaching closer to the robotic knight. Pulling back his sword, the blade surrounded itself with an orange aura, and then MK slashed down at MT and made a gash on its body.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!
MK didn't stop here; he continued to slash away at MT and jabbed him multiple times to poke holes. Despite the wounds on MT's body, the robotic knight was still operating. MK was about to give it the most powerful blow when suddenly MT's head opened up and a gun came out and shot a missile right into his face and MK was blasted at point blank and soared back across the room and crashed into the wall.
CRASH!
"Ugh! Didn't see that coming…" he groaned.
The hands of MT came forward again and started punching MK from all sides. After getting punched all over the body for a while, MK quickly countered by spinning in place and orange gale appeared around him, basically turning himself into a tornado. "Mach Tornado!" The hands were all repelled by the tornado and went flying back to MT. MK flew at MT again with his sword stretched out to the side. "Half-Moon Slash!"
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!
MK flew in a circle around Mega Titan and returned to his original spot. At first, MT didn't look like anything happened to it, but then its body suddenly split apart and the robotic knight finally collapsed onto the floor with all four of its arms, with are now motionless.
"The moment you have encountered me, you have basically lost," MK said. "Someone like you will never be a match for me!"
Then something unexpected happened. The head detached itself from the body and flew at him!
"What?!"
The head opened up and launched a missile at him, but he was able to dodge it this time. The head flew forward to headbutt him but he moved aside with no problem and then thrust his sword into the head from behind, impaling it. With the head impaled onto his sword, MK smashed it against the wall and shattered it into pieces, destroying it for good.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!
"That I did not expect," MK said. "But no matter what, it is still your loss."
-
Another fight was happening at the junkyard even as we speak.
ROB fired a beam out of his eyes at the trash can robot Garuken, but the beam bounced off its surface as if it was made of mirror. "It seems that the outer cover is made of reflective material," ROB said.
Garuken pointed both its arm cannons at its two opponents and launched a barrage of junk parts, but they each jumped in both ways to avoid it. Chachamaru landed and pointed her hand at Garuken and launched her fist at it. The rocket fist punched the trash can robot in the side very hard and not only almost knocked it off balance, but basically made a dent on it too. The fist returned to her immediately and Garuken turned to her to fire junks at her. Chachamaru remained standing in one place and easily deflected and dodged everything tossed at her.
"Missile Swarm!" ROB launched a volley of missiles at Garuken and gave the trash can robot a good blasting, but it was far from defeat. Garuken's lid opened up and a large piece of junk that resembled a Thwomp popped out. Grabbing the Thwomp by its sides, the robot hurled it at ROB. ROB moved out of the way in time before the Thwomp fell on top of him though.
Chachamaru ran up to Garuken and started punching and kicking it over the body and her fists were like steel as they easily made dents on Garuken and soon the trash can robot didn't look much like how it originally did. Despite this, the robot continued to stand tall and didn't look weakened at all. A magnet can out from its right arm and the robot used it to pull Chachamaru over. "What?!"
The moment she hit the magnet, Garuken used its other arm to deliver a blow across her face and sent her flying to a pile of junk on the side. "Ah!"
CRAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!
"You shall not hurt her!" ROB said as he flew towards Garuken using his burners. Garuken used his magnet to try and pull him over, but ROB was unaffected. "My Anti-Gravity System prevents your magnetic powers from working. I have own field of gravity around me that cannot be affected by any sort of power." He spread his arms to the side and blades came out from both his wrists, and he spun his upper torso very fast with arms stretched out, basically turning himself into a buzzsaw. "Robo Buzzsaw!" Using this move, he was able to slice off Garuken's right arm.
ROB landed some feet away from Garuken, but saw that the trash can robot managed to pull its severed arm back to its body using electromagnetic force. "It would seem that his body is built to attract pieces of itself if it were to be amputated," ROB concluded from this.
Chachamaru crawled out of the trash pile that she was knocked into and ROB asked her, "Are you all right?"
"The impact was not strong enough to damage my system," she replied. "I am still capable of combat."
Garuken's eyes flashed and its whole body started shrinking and expanding like a balloon magically, and when it was done doing this, its body was devoid of dents and looked like new. "Regeneration, it seems," ROB commented.
"That would be the case," Chachamaru nodded.
"We shall have to eliminate it to the fullest in order to prevent it from regenerating." Looking around the place, ROB said, "The terrain is an advantage for it too due to the fact that it fights using junk parts."
Garuken pointed its arm cannons at them and fired junks rapidly and they quickly ran both sides to dodge them again. ROB whip out his missile pack and started firing at Garuken who countered by launching its junk bullets at each of the incoming missiles accurately, thus cancelling them out. It then switched its left arm to a magnet and started pulling in metallic junk parts which were behind ROB. ROB didn't see this coming however and a pot lid struck him in the back of the head and knocked him forward, but this was also a good case as after he fell down on his face, sharp objects flew over him.
Chachamaru jumped at Garuken from behind and was going to launch her fist at it when the robot suddenly turned around and shot all the junks that he gathered at his magnet arm at the android. She raised her arms over his face in defense and blocked herself from the junks and then managed to grab some of the sharp objects in her hand. Landing onto the ground, she threw the sharp objects that she caught at Garuken with a great force that they actually stabbed into its body.
"Missile Swarm!" ROB blasted it in the back with his missiles and Garuken fell over and then Chachamaru gave it an uppercut that sent it soaring up into the air. As the trash can robot was spinning in the air, ROB looked up and then fired a pair of thick beams out from his eyes. "Super Robo Beam!"
He must've timed his firing very well because the beam went right underneath the lid perfectly despite the fact Garuken spinning quite fast in air. An explosion came out from the eyes underneath the lid and the trash can robot crashed back down onto a pile of trash.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!
"Critical damage has been dealt to it," ROB said.
Chachamaru inspected where Garuken landed and then said, "Sensor indicates that enemy is still active." And sure enough, Garuken burst back out from the trash pile. Its lid was blown off, revealing that the pair of eyes underneath where actually light bulbs connected to the end of a pair of wires.
Note: This is made up by me as you never saw what was inside Garuken in Mario & Luigi 3.
As if it had gone berserk, Garuken fired junks all over the place aimlessly and because of this, the duo didn't have to move around much to avoid getting hit. "Its inner circuits have been ruined, so it no longer able to function properly," ROB explained. "Once a machine loses it cool, it would be at a state of being destroyed the easiest, so this is our chance."
Garuken raised both its hands into the air and started using magnetic powers to pull in all the metallic things around it, and they all formed above its head and slowly gathered together to become a ball. Chachamaru felt herself being pulled forward too and she tried to fight back, but the pull gradually became too strong for her to fight against. "It's too… strong…" she cried.
Seeing her in danger, ROB rushed up to her from behind and wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled back as hard as he could. "We must hold back!" he said.
Garuken was finally done pulling in metallic junks and he had created a massive ball of junk above its head. Chachamaru was able to sigh with relief that she wasn't being pulled forward. "Thank you…" she said to ROB.
Garuken then pointed its arms at them and hurled the giant ball of junk. "Junks like that will not be enough to defeat me," she said, and then using engines hidden within her back, she shot up into the air and gave a powerful punch backed up by thrusters in her elbow and shattered the entire of ball of junk.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!
"Time to finish this!" ROB said, and he took off into the air to join the female android in the air.
The both of them flew high into the air directly above Garuken and then pointing their eyes down at it, they fired an optical beam right into the trash can. The most important parts of Garuken were all inside its trash can body, so the moment the innards were struck by both the beams, everything burned up and Garuken exploded in a burst of flames with parts of its body flying everywhere.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
With the trash can robot defeated at last, the two mechanical beams landed onto the floor. "The enemy is defeated," Chachamaru stated.
"Our teamwork has led us to this high chance of success," ROB said.
"It was pleasure working with you. Thank you for helping me when I was in danger."
"Are there any damages done to you?"
"None of them are fatal ones. I still have enough energy to fight, if there are still any more enemies."
TO BE CONTINUED
Three fights done in a single chapter and it looks pretty amazing to me. Meta-Knight's fight may have been short and one-sided, but what can I say? If I were to make the fight tougher for him, I would be looking down on him. He's not a weak fighter, you know?