SBS Time!
JakeCrusher: What do you do for living?
Game2002: I'm still a college student.

A note on the previous chapter: Kirby was simply pushing Ku Fei. There's nothing else, so you don't have to think to deeply. It's true! Believe me! Nothing happened during that part!

Chapter 32
I have enough of you making fun of me! I'm going to get serious now!


"Hmph! What are you doing to?" Eva asked as Emonicus got back onto his feet, which were very wobbly.

"I'm sad… I want to cry…" he said in a very depressed voice. "I want to cry…"

"I feel sorry for fighting against him if you ask me," Dedede, who was in the back of the room said. "What is this guy anyway?"

"Dunno, they claim he's the second strongest here," Eva replied. "But everything I've seen up till now is not like what they say at all. You saw how I kicked him around and he didn't even bother to fight back?"

"That's true… Something tells me that he is holding back…"

"I don't sense any sort of hidden power within him. It's pretty all a bluff if you ask me."

All of a sudden, Emonicus burst out crying at the top of his voice and the sound was so loud that Eva was blown back by the force of the sound wave alone. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL!!!!"

"What the?!" she cried.

Then massive column of tears shot out from his eyes in an arc and fell down to the floor like a waterfall, but what happened next was what startled Eva and Dedede the most. The tears, shortly after hitting the floor, started moving on their own and both the column of tears shot forward at Eva at a lightning-like speed and slammed into her stomach.

"OOF!!" She flew back from the impact and hit the wall really hard before falling onto one knee. "Ugh! What was that?! Wasn't that simply water?!"

"Oh my god! What is happening?!" Dedede gasped. In front of them were the tears that continued to pour down from the crying Emonicus's eyes, but the tears were now actually molded into a pair of massive arms. As if they have a life of their own, the arms made of tear water stretched forward at Eva again at a really fast speed that she barely had time to avoid it. She quickly tried to escape it but ended up getting caught in the leg and the tear hand grabbed and flung her across the room.

She planted her feet against the wall and both the tear arms came after her in the form of a fist and thus she quickly kicked off the wall to the floor before the arms crushed her. Instantly the arms came after her and she kept on hopping back and ran around swiftly as the arms continued to go after her, punching the floor with immense force and swiping the air. "What is this crazy power?!" she said.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL!!!!" Emonicus continued standing in one place crying nonstop like a baby, and his tears in the form of giant arms continued attacking Eva nonstop.

"I knew it! You were hiding your true powers all along!" Dedede said. "Now I have no reason to hold back on clobbering you! Take this divine clobbering from the king!" As he approached Emonicus, another smaller arm came out from the side of the larger arm and swung into him, punching him away in the stomach. "DOOF!"

"These are just arms molded from water! How can they be so destructive in power!?" Eva gasped. The arms of tear continued to chase her nonstop, but thankfully for having high stamina and agility, Eva was able to outrun them to a certain degree. When a tear arm was about to caught her, she swung her fist at it and punched with all her might, splattering the arm into drops of water that splashed everywhere. However, the tear instantly formed a new arm and caught her. "What?!" The arm swung her high into the air and then each of the five fingers extended at her and became miniature arms that punched her all over the body several times. "GYAAAAA!!!!"

Then the five miniature arms wrapped around her limbs and body and then forcefully brought her down onto the floor with a powerful slam.

SLAM!!!!

"Ugh!" Eva got up and rubbed her soaring and glared at Emonicus who was still crying and producing the massive arms made out of his tears. "What is this freak?! I've never seen anything like this before and I don't sense an ounce of magical energy coming from him either! And how can I, a Shinso Vampire, get beaten around by the likes of him?!"

-

Now we head over to where Luigi and Metaboss were.

"Though I don't think there's really a point for this, I'm going to use it anyway for the heck of it," Metaboss said as he took out a flask containing blue liquid inside.

"What's that?" Luigi asked.

Metaboss took the cap off the flash and then gulped down the contents inside before hurling the flask away. Immediately, his body gave off faint blue light which started to become brighter and brighter, and then in burst of light which was accompanied by what appeared to be frost and snowflakes, Metaboss had changed color. Instead of pink, his body was now light blue in color.

"What happened?!"

"Drinking the special cold potion that the boss created," Metaboss explained, "I have become Blizzard Metaboss! Now the power of ice is within me to control! Watch!" He blew out cold air into Luigi, who quickly stepped back to avoid getting frozen.

"Brrr! It's freezing!" he said, wiping off the frost on his nose. "Achoo!"

"Want to have it colder?" Metaboss took a deep breath and then blew out an even stronger gust. Luigi quickly made a run for it before he was hit by the freezing wind.

"I have to get out of here!" he thought.

"You can't escape me!" Metaboss said as he gave chase. Shortly after he began running, ice formed underneath his feet and he able to slide across the floor as if he was ice skating. Luigi looked back and was shocked to see Metaboss catching up with him no problem.

"What?!"

"Do you think you can outrun the speed of ice skating? Try and do it!" Metaboss then shoulder bashed in his direction to try and hit him but Luigi quickly rolled aside and then ran in the opposite direction. Metaboss came to a stop in front of the wall and then went after him again. "You can't outrun me!"

"Oh no! He's after me again!" Luigi cried. "How can I outrun him!?"

Metaboss skated towards him and threw a fist which Luigi managed to duck under and slip away to the side. "You're really at running, aren't you?" Metaboss asked, starting to sound annoyed. "You look to be pretty nervous. How about some ice to cool yourself down?" He opened his hand and a ball of ice was formed in his palm and he winded up his arm for a few seconds before throwing it. "Ice Pitching!"

Luigi turned around to see the ice ball flying in his direction and desperately pointed his hand and fired a ball of electric at it. However, the electric ball was eliminated when the ice ball went through it and Luigi was bonked very hard in the nose. "OW!" Metaboss was able to skate up to him and slam his arm into his face. "DOH!!!!"

Metaboss came to a stop to look at him and laughed, "Bweheh! Down already?"

Luigi got back up again and quickly scurried away and thought to himself, "There's no way I can beat him! I have to run!"

"You're not going anywhere!" Metaboss said as he gave chase.

Luigi ran as fast as he could and quickly climbed up a pillar as fast as a monkey climbing up a tree and hugged tightly at the top of it and Metaboss rammed into the pillar from below. The impact caused the entire pillar to shake but Luigi gripped against it tightly to prevent falling. "Stop hitting it!" he cried.

Metaboss kept on ramming against the pillar and Luigi eventually lost his grip and fell onto the back of his head. "Bweh?!"

Out of desperation, Luigi cried loudly and started pummeling him over the head over and over. "HIYA!!!"

BONK BONK BONK BONK!!!

"Ow! Get off me!" Metaboss cried as he tried to shake off Luigi and also beat him in his back with his hands.

"If I can't run, I'll fight back, even if I don't have any faith in winning!" Luigi said loudly, and then he pulled Metaboss by the ear and surged electricity throughout the pig's body, zapping him.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!

"BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!"

Metaboss finally fell over somewhat charred and Luigi got off him and raised his arms in triumph shouting, "I did it! I won! I won! I'd never though that I would…" Then he was punched in the back of the head. "OW!"

"Why you?!" Metaboss growled angrily. "Don't think you can take me out so easily!"

"Mamamia!!!!"

And the chase was on again.

-

"Clones…" Negi commented. "I know a magic spell that creates things like these, but these seem to be created from technology."

"Science is as amazing as magic, isn't it?" Chamo asked.

"Whatever da case eez," Mario said, "Let's-a take-a on our respective clones. How about-a eet?"

"Nothing to argue about it, so let's do it!" Asuna said, gripping her paper fan in her hand tightly.

"Let's-a go!" Mario then ran to his clone to confront it.

Negi and Asuna, however, stood before their clones looking into their eyes and waited for what they're going to do. "If he is my clone…" Negi said, "Then will he be able to use magic too?"

"Maybe he can…" Asuna said. "Clones are supposed to be perfect replicas. Well, maybe yours isn't very perfect in terms of physical appearance. I wonder what mines can do?"

The Negi clone remained in one place with a cute smile on his face while the Asuna clone walked up to them. "If you're wondering," the clone said. "I can do everything you can do but much better!"

"So you can talk too!" Asuna said.

"Of course I can! I can speak in more languages than you and I have a better brain than you! I would get perfect scores in tests unlike you who always get no score!"

"What did you say…?"

"But that's true, Asuna…" Negi reminded her about her poor test scores.

"And unlike you, I'm much kinder and gentler like a real girl," the Asuna clone said, placing her hand against her face and blushing. "Takahata sensei will definitely like me more and not you."

"What did you say again?!" Asuna snapped furiously.

"I look much more beautiful than you and I even have a much better-looking body! Check it out!" The Asuna clone unbuttoned her clothes and then flashed them. Negi fell back with a shocked expression while Chamo leaped up into the air looking very excited. "My boobs are much bigger than yours and therefore jig…"

"CUT THAT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!!" Asuna roared at the top of her voice. In a blink of an eye, she dashed at her clone and gave her a powerful smack across the face.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

"AAAAAAAYEEEEEEE!!!!!" The Asuna clone flung up into the air and crashed into the camera at the top, knocking it off the air and they both fell down together with a slam. The Asuna clone disappeared in a puff of smoke afterwards and since the camera was also destroyed, the room returned to normal again.

"Eh?" Mario looked around curiously and said, "What-a happened?"

"That damn clone really makes me mad!" said Asuna, fuming angrily.

"You don't have to be so mad, Asuna…" Negi told her.

Meanwhile, Mario continued to battle against his clone. The blocky clone produced a hammer and raised it over his head and ran towards Mario. Mario jumped up as the clone slammed it down and bounced off his head and fell behind him to give him a kick to the back. The clone spun forward like a top from the kick and when he came to a stop, he produced a star out of his hand and crushed it with a grip. The clone then gave off various bright colors like that a rainbow and ran at Mario at a fast speed.

Mario ran to him and did a sliding kick, but he was sent flying into the air when the flashing clone ran into him. "Ow!" Mario landed and turned to look at the clone that turned around to run into him again, and this time Mario stepped aside. "Looks like-a I cannot-a touch him when he eez like that-a!"

The clone finally stopped flashing in colors and Mario used this opportunity to run up to him and threw another punch. Next, the clone produced a mushroom out of his hand and when the mushroom was crushed in his palm, the clone grew to a larger size, much to everyone's surprise. A block appeared out of thin air above the clone and he struck it from below to send pieces of the brick flying towards Mario, but he dodged them with ease. Mario lit up a fireball in his hand and threw it at the clone, making him return to normal size.

Mario then jumped at the clone and stomped him in the head very hard before bouncing into the air and falling onto his head again. Mario bounced back into the air the third time and this time fell back onto the clone's head using one leg spinning like a screwdriver. "Anniento Crush!"

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!

The stomp flattened the clone against the floor, and then it disappeared in a puff of smoke afterwards. "Done!" Mario said. "And eet wuz too easy!"

"My clone is the only one left," Negi said. "And it hasn't done a single thing yet…"

Everything laid eyes on the Negi clone and wondered what he would do. The clone did nothing at all asides staring at them with a cute face. There was a moment of silence and a mysterious feeling filled the air as they stared into each others' eyes.

They stare, stare, stare, stare, stare…

Finally, Asuna snapped and said in frustration, "Say something already!"

The clone, still with a big smile on his face, said, "Hi, I'm Spring Onion Springfield!"

Note: Negi means Spring Onion.

And there was silence again…

Silence…

Absolute silence…

Very quiet… Very, very quiet… Very, very, very quiet…

"Flans Exclamatio!" The Negi clone pointed his stubby right hand at Asuna and a blast of wind was shot forth. The wind hit her and immediately stripped her clothing completely.

"EEKS!!! YOU JACKASS!!!" she screamed, and she ran up to the clone and gave him a smack across the face using her paper fan really hard.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

The clone spun into the air and crashed back down with a swollen but smiling face. "Ouch!" he said cutely before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"Okay, that settles that…" Negi said with an odd expression while Chamo and Mario stared at the naked Asuna who was crying and frantically trying to cover herself up.

-

"HELP!!!!" Luigi screamed. The man in green rushed across the place at a speed that Sonic would find interesting while Metaboss went after him.

"He's getting better at running!" Metaboss thought. "I can't catch up with him even when skating! I'll have to resort to using long range attacks them!" He formed an icicle in his hand and hurled at him, "Ice Cone!"

The icicle went through the air faster than Luigi could run and grazed past his left shoulder and he fell onto the floor. "Ow!" Metaboss was able to catch up with him and Luigi was knocked aside into the air when the pig rammed into him. "Ow!"

Metaboss turned around and then created two more icicles and hurled at Luigi, who desperately got up to avoid them. Turning to Metaboss, Luigi shot a couple of electric balls which Metaboss easily evaded by sliding aside. He faced his palm towards the floor and a ball of ice was slowly formed until it was as large a bowling ball and Metaboss gave it a kick that sent it rolling towards Luigi. "Ice Roller!"

Luigi quickly leaped over the ice ball and shot another electric ball. This time Metaboss leaped into the air to avoid it and then he curled up in midair before touching the floor and started rolling forward. "Snow Boulder!" As he rolled, snow formed around his body and turned him into a snowball, which grew in size as he approached Luigi.

"Giant snowball incoming!!" he screamed, and then he made a run for it. The man in green once again found himself running through the place screaming like crazy as he was being chased by a snowball.

Luigi though of nothing but running and he actually ran fast enough to go straight up a pillar simply using legs, but he ran straight into the ceiling and then fell back down onto the top of the snowball which rammed right through the pillar. Now on top of the snowball, Luigi move his legs rapidly so that he wouldn't fall off it. H was basically running on top of the snowball while it rolled across the place. "Mamamia!!!!"

The snowball eventually crashed into a wall that it couldn't break through and crumbled into pieces and Luigi fell down on his back on the pile of snow. Metaboss burst out from underneath him and said out loud, "Are you enjoying this yet?"

"No!!!" Luigi shouted, and he did a karate chop in between Metaboss's eyes before jumping off him and making a run for it.

"Spike Blizzard!" Metaboss took a deep breath and blew out a blast of cold air as well as spitting out small ice shards.

"AH!!!" Luigi was stabbed in the back by the small ice shards and then Metaboss skated up to him and threw a fist encased in ice right into his face and smashed him across the place very fast.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

When Luigi came back to his senses, he found himself within a room that was filled with barrels and crates, and he was shocked to realize that these barrels and crates actually contained explosives such as gunpowder, cannonballs, dynamite, and napalm. However, he wasn't concern about where he was now, but rather his current situation. "What do I do…?" he thought. "That guy did a good number on me… I'm badly injured and bleeding now… I'm not strong enough like the others to fight back… If I have my Thunder Rod, I can hold up by myself, but I'm now weaponless and with no hope of winning currently… I should've stayed at the hotel in the first place… There's really no use in crying over spilt milk now… I chose to come here with them, so there's no turning back… I must try to find a way out of this, but if I die… Well, that only shows how much I worth in life…"

He looked at the room that he was in carefully and started to come up with an idea on what to do.

Meanwhile, Metaboss was approaching from the far end of the room. "I know you're in there, coward!" he said. "Come out and fight me like a man!"

Luigi stepped out with a canister in his hand and he tried to look as brave as possible. "Hey you! I have enough of you picking on me! I'm getting serious this time!"

"Bweheh! So you're getting serious, aren't you? I'd like to see how serious you can get! Ice Muscle!" He held his right arm to the side and ice immediately encasing it, giving it a more muscular appearance. "Die!" And then he skated forward at a fast speed.

Luigi quickly opened the cap of the canister and dumped the contents onto the floor and ran into the room. When Metaboss skated onto the slippery liquid, he lost control of himself and went into the room at full speed and crashed into the crates of explosives in there. "Whoa!"

CRASH!

"Ow…"

Luigi immediately ran out of the room and pulled down a lamp that was hanging on the wall and raised it high over his head. "I just poured napalm onto the floor!" he said out loud. "And now I'm going to smash down this lamp onto the napalm and set it on fire! Keep an eye on your surroundings!"

Metaboss looked left to right and was shocked to see explosives all over him. "No! Wait! If you light up the napalm…"

But Luigi didn't listen to him; he slammed down the lamp onto the floor and immediately the fire burned across the napalm and into the room.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

The powerful explosion rocked down the whole room and even came out of the door, blowing Luigi all the way across the back of the room until he hit the wall. Fire started to spread everywhere, but thankfully for smoke detectors installed in the room, the sprinklers turned on and slowly doused out the fire. Back in the room containing the explosives, Metaboss was burned up beyond recognition on the floor, questionable whether he was still alive or not.

"I did it…" Luigi said, trembling with excitement. "I did it… I did it…" Then he got up and jumped up and down happily. "I DID IT!!! I DID IT!!!" And he proceeded to celebrate his victory with a silly ass-shaking dance.

"Luigi!" shouted the voice of Mario as he and his group came running down a staircase to meet him. "Luigi! What-a happened?"

"We heard an explosion just now!" Negi said. "What was that?"

"I think it came from there," Asuna said, pointing to the room on the far end of the place and smoke was coming out from the blown apart door. In case you're curious, she's wrapping a blanket around herself for the meantime.

"Mario! I'm so scared!" Luigi burst out crying all of a sudden, and he tossed himself Mario and hugged him tightly. "I thought I was dying, but thanks goodness I made it out alive!"

"Whatever happened, eetz all right-a now," Mario said, patting him on the back to comfort him. "I'll neva leave your side-a again!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Luigi proved to be a man in this chapter! Even the butt of all jokes needs to shine some time in his life too!