Pointless Random Rambling: Got a favorite girl in Negima? Nodoka is my favorite! She's so cute, awwww!

Chapter 37
There is no way Captain Falcon can lose!


Everyone was horrified at the sight of Captain Falcon being struck by Kitty's most powerful attack, and the captain was now lying face down on the floor seemingly lifeless, but the fiery wings were still on his back, albeit burning somewhat weakly.

"Oh my god! Captain Falcon lost?!" Pichu gasped.

"No! There's got to be a mistake in this!" Yoshi cried. "There's no way he can lose!" And then he shouted at the top of his voice. "CAPTAIN FALCON!!! THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN LOSE HERE!!!! YOU MUST GET UP AND FIGHT!!!"

"You can win!!!" Jigglypuff yelled as loud as she could.

"Right! We believe in you! Get up and teach that guy a lesson!" Pichu said. "You can do it! We believe in you!"

CF weakly and slowly opened his eyes and looked at his comrades who were rooting for him. "Everyone…"

Kitty glared in their direction and started to walk there, but CF shouted for him to stop, "Hey you! Don't touch them! Your opponent is me! I can still fight!"

"I have no use for a sore loser like you," Kitty said harshly.

"I told you I can still fight!" CF growled as he tried to get back up, but he fell onto his knees again. "Ack!"

"Mind if I act as your substitute?" Wario asked.

"Everyone… Stay away from this…" CF said. "He's too strong for any of you… Leave him to… me…"

Not wanting to see anymore bloodshed, Nodoka cried out to him, "Captain Falcon! Please don't push yourself any longer! You will die if you…"

"Don't worry about me…" CF said, trying to get back up from the floor again. "I've been through fights like… this… several times… There is no way I'm going to… Ow!" He was kicked in the face by Kitty and tumbled off to the side.

"Loser, keep your mouth shut!" he snapped.

"Darn it! Looks like I'm going to be the one to stop you in the end!" Kotaro said. "I'm going to avenge for him! Get ready!" He charged at Kitty to land a kick on him but Kitty easily evaded him and then smacked him away in the guts. "Oof!"

"You're all going to die by my hands," Kitty said. "Every single one of you!"

"I'm not going to lose to a shape-shifting bastard like you!" Kotaro growled angrily as he started to change into his demon form. "I'm going to go serious on you! Prepare yourself!" And he went to engage Kitty again.

"Bweheheheh! It doesn't matter how many people try to fight him!" Metaboss said. "In the end, everyone will die Kitty's hands!"

"You people better give up hope of winning!" Major Burrow added. "All of you are destined to lose! This is what you get for coming against us!"

"We can win for sure!" Pit said. "I believe in our powers! I believe that Mr. Falcon will get back up again and defeat the enemy! He will win!"

"Right! You better not underestimate our powers!" Pichu added. "You laugh at us again and then you guys will really get it!"

"What are we going to get? Bweheheheheh! Try and show us what you've got then!" Metaboss said, and he laughed mockingly at them along with his two partners.

Immediately out of anger, Wario, Meta-Knight, and Yoshi spun around and charged straight at the three laughing villains.

Wario ran towards Metaboss and flexed his right arm and somehow increased his muscle size before pulling his arm back. "Muscle-Pack Wario…"

MK spun and orange wind started to appear around him as he flew towards Petey Piranha. "Mach…"

Yoshi pulled back his head as he ran towards Major Burrows. "Dino…"

The three of them stopped laughing and looked at the three Smashers as they charged forward, but the villains were too late to do anything.

"PUNCH!!!"

"TORNADO!!!"

"HEADBUTT!!!"

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" All three villains were knocked up into the air simultaneously from the Smashers' attacks. They flew so high that they almost touched the ceiling and then fell back down again with a crash. All three of them down in one hit…

"You better not laugh at us again!" Yoshi said angrily.

"This is what you get for looking down on us," MK said.

"Hope you had a rotten day, ha!" Wario said.

"That was fast…" Chisame commented. "To think that it took us quite a while to take out that plant monster…"

"Really shows the difference in power between us…" Pikachu said. "Though I don't remember Yoshi being that strong…"

"A man will become strong when his own believes or his friends are being laughed at!" Pichu said, trying to sound as manly as possible.

"Well said!" Jigglypuff applauded.

-

"Hiya!!!" Kotaro swung his claws at Kitty over and over to hit him, but Kitty easily countered every single claw swipe with his arms and then did a roundhouse kick to kick Kotaro away.

He came a stop after sliding back a few feet and then charged at Kitty again at a fast speed. Kitty easily evaded it by stepping aside and Kotaro ran past him instead, and he kicked out a wind blade at him and struck him in the back. "Ah!" Kitty then approached him from behind and impaled him in the back using his finger, and then he grabbed him by the back of the head and hurled him into the air before firing another Shigan into his body. "YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

"Kotaro!!!" the girls gasped.

"Dammit! That guy really is strong!" Red said. "I think we really have to step in to help now!"

"Hey, what seems to be the commotion here?" asked a voice. They turned around to see Eva and Dedede approaching them.

"Master, you are all right," Chachamaru said.

"You'd think that I would be taken out so easily by whoever I was fighting?" she said.

"Forgive me for saying something like that, master."

MK went up to Dedede and said, "Thanks goodness you are fine, your majesty! I see that you have used the upgraded hammer that I made for you too. Did you have a fierce battle?"

"Yeah, you can say that," Dedede told him. "But in the end, my powers proved to be too much for the bad guy and I still won in the end! There is no way the king will ever lose!"

"I am grateful to hear that!"

Eva turned to the scene of the battlefield and saw a beaten up Kotaro on the floor and Kitty was standing next to him. "Looks like you guys are having a rough time with that number one strongest guy, right?" she asked.

"Cat guy!" shouted a voice, and then Kitty turned to the source of voice to see Captain Falcon walking towards him again and he once again had a large fiery wing behind his back. "I went to find another medium to recharge the Ultimate Falcon, so I'm going to continue fighting you again!"

"You won't stay dead, do you?" Kitty asked, starting to sound frustrated.

"Until I make sure that you are no longer a threat to my comrades, I will not stop fighting!" CF raised his fists and said, "I'm going to surpass you!"

"You're nothing but a sore loser who only knows how to talk big! This time you're going to die for real! Once I am done with you, I will kill all your comrades as well!" Kitty said evilly. "Soru!" And he dashed at CF to engage him again.

"Yes! The captain is up again!" G&W said.

"Are you sure he will do fine?" Red asked. "He looks really beaten up already…"

"Captain Falcon knows how strong is opponent is very well. If it is an opponent that he knows he can defeat, he will fight until the end no matter what it takes," Yoshi told him. "He cares for us all, and that is why he refused our help up until now in order to ensure our safety. The best we can do is to not disturb him and watch him finish everything with his own hands."

"But he's really pushing it too far by himself…" Lucas said. "He may die at this rate!"

"How about just shut up and watch the result of this fight?" Eva said to him. "Every man has his own fight and once he started it, it is his own responsibility to end it with his own hands! Plus…" She turned around to see several more robots approaching. "We have our own fights to deal with too."

"Let's get them!" Wario suggested.

-

Captain Falcon punched the air twice and shot out two streams of fire, but Kitty moved aside and then pointing his finger at CF, jumped at him at a very fast speed. "Shigan Javelin!"

CF quickly moved aside and then slammed his fist into Kitty's face and proceeded to kick and punch him rapidly nonstop and not gave him a chance to fight back. During the midst of getting hit, Kitty pulled off Tekkai Deutzia and CF was took massive recoil to himself when his fist touched his body and he fell back in pain. Kitty then slammed his fingers into CF's stomach, both stabbing him and pushing him away.

CF managed to recover on his feet however and when Kitty jumped in front of him to use Rankyaku, CF quickly kicked his leg and caused the wind blade that was supposed to hit him to go upwards instead. "Shigan Spot!" Kitty yelled, and he started jabbing with his fingers rapidly to the point that it looked like he had several arms.

"Ultimate Mach Punch!" CF shouted, and he threw a barrage of super fast punches and both the attacks basically cancelled out each other.

After trading blows against each other for a few seconds, Kitty quickly used Soru to back off and then bending down onto all four limbs, he shouted, "Soru Scratching Post!" Then he rushed at CF and moved in circles around him really fast, and CF felt every part of his body being slashed nonstop.

"AUGH!!!!" CF endured the pain and tried to keep watch of Kitty's movement, and when he thought he had figured out his position, he quickly threw his arm in that direction and managed to land a perfect hit into Kitty's face.

POW!

Kitty soared back onto the floor and came to a halt on his feet and then he flicked his finger against the air and said, "Shigan Pick!" And a bullet made of air shot out and struck him in the right shoulder.

"Ow!"

Wasting no time, Kitty rushed up to Captain Falcon and punched him hard in the guts and smashed him into a wall.

SLAM!

And then he placed his fists in front of CF's body again and shouted, "Rokougan!!!"

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" Massive amount of blood came out from CF's mouth as he felt an unbearable pain surging throughout every single part of his body. The shockwave from the attack was so powerful that even the wall behind him was blown away!

As CF's legs wobbled and started to keel over, Kitty thought that he was done with him for good and turned around to face the Library Exploration Girls and Kotaro, and they were all aghast at the outcome of this fight. "Dammit… How dare you?!" Kotaor growled angrily.

Meanwhile, the other Smashers and girls continued to battle against the Fawful-lookalike robots and they were too concentrated in their fight to know what was going on.

Kitty slowly walked towards Kotaro as he stood in front of the three girls to defend them, but when Kitty saw a surprised expression coming onto his faces, he felt that there was something wrong and thus around and couldn't believe what he was seeing. Captain Falcon was still standing, despite all the blood dripping down from the corners of his mouth as well as his wounds, and the fiery wings behind him burned as strong as ever.

BGM: I Will Surpass You (One Piece Movie 8)

Kitty was started to get annoyed by this. He gritted his teeth angrily and then shouted, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!?!!!?!"

CF did not say anything however. With a stern expression on his face, he ran at Kitty at a very speed and threw a quick punch into his stomach. Kitty growled angrily and swung his arm at him but CF quickly ducked down and then brought up one leg to kick him in the chin, and then it was followed by a second stronger kick that sent Kitty flying up into the air.

KICK! KICK!

After Kitty was knocked up into the air, CF bent down and the fiery wings started to swirl around him until he was surrounded a fiery cyclone. As the fire swirled, it slowly shrunk and gathered to his legs, and then suddenly, CF shot up into the air spinning like a corkscrew when the fire erupted from underneath his feet. Pulling back one arm, he shouted out loud, "ULTIMATE…"

Seeing the captain approaching really fast, Kitty quickly hardened his body to the extreme. "TEKKAI STEEL!!!"

"FALCON CATACLYSM!!!!!!" CF flew into Kitty and threw his fist.

It was no use.

The next thing Kitty knew, he was experiencing the most brutal and absolutely most painful beating he had ever receive in his entire life. CF's fist smshed into every parth of his body and literally shattered his bones and knocked out all his teeth from the mouth.

POW SMASH WHAM BAM POW SMASH CRASH KAPOW SMAAAASH CRAAAAAAASH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM POW WHAAAAAAAAM WHACK PUNT BONK WHAAAAAM SMAAAAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" CF roared at the top of his voice as he spun through air and attacked with seemingly thousands of punches per second. With every punch, massive fiery shockwaves spread throughout the air and flares flew everywhere. Heat was also released from the shockwaves and the air turned orange as the place heated up like an oven.

From afar, it was a spectacular sight that almost looked like a star undergoing spontaneous combustion of epic proportions. Not only the Library Exploration Girls and Kotaro flabbergasted by what they were seeing, but the ones who were fighting the robots all shifted their attention to the air to watch CF giving Kitty the biggest beating ever.

POW SMASH WHAM BAM POW SMASH CRASH KAPOW SMAAAASH CRAAAAAAASH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM POW WHAAAAAAAAM WHACK PUNT BONK WHAAAAAM SMAAAAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!

Kitty cried and screamed in pain as he eventually crashed into the ceiling, but he did not stop there. CF's nonstop punching smashed him through the ceiling and into the top floor and they continued moving upwards.

POW SMASH WHAM BAM POW SMASH CRASH KAPOW SMAAAASH CRAAAAAAASH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM POW WHAAAAAAAAM WHACK PUNT BONK WHAAAAAM SMAAAAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!

The struck the second floor ceiling and went through it again and all the way to the third floor ceiling.

POW SMASH WHAM BAM POW SMASH CRASH KAPOW SMAAAASH CRAAAAAAASH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM POW WHAAAAAAAAM WHACK PUNT BONK WHAAAAAM SMAAAAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!

And so forth…

POW SMASH WHAM BAM POW SMASH CRASH KAPOW SMAAAASH CRAAAAAAASH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM POW WHAAAAAAAAM WHACK PUNT BONK WHAAAAAM SMAAAAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!

-

Outside the castle, the castle people that were rescued by Red's group as well as Gyde and some others could see one of the towers of the castle shaking to the point that it was going to explode, and they were all very surprised and shocked.

-

Marth, Setsuna, and Konoka were descending a spiral staircase when they came past a window and saw the tower across them shaking violently and fire bursting out from around it. "Hey! What's happening over there?" Konoka asked curiously.

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At the same time, Roy and the others also saw from the window that tower shaking violently and releasing fire. "What's happening there?!" Negi asked in surprise.

"I may have a good-a idea…" Mario said.

The tower started to crack apart towards the top and smoke churned out from it constantly as the whole thing shook even more.

-

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" CF roared at the top his voice as he unleashed every single ounce of his power and anger into his fists at Kitty, showing absolutely no mercy to him at all.

POW SMASH WHAM BAM POW SMASH CRASH KAPOW SMAAAASH CRAAAAAAASH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM POW WHAAAAAAAAM WHACK PUNT BONK WHAAAAAM SMAAAAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!

Finally, the tower could no longer sustain the damage, and then it finally exploded in a majestic explosion that was in the form of a large falcon.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Out from the 'head of the falcon', Kitty shot out all the way into the air. He was charred from head to toe and his whole body was badly disfigured from all the beatings he received to the point that he wouldn't even recognize himself in the mirror anymore.

Meanwhile, Captain Falcon let out a sigh of relief knowing that he had finally defeated his opponent. The fiery wings and all the fire around him had died out completely and he spread out his arms and allowed himself to fall downwards.

Seeing that he was falling down, Haruna quickly drew a mattress on her notebook and made it real so that CF could fall onto it harmlessly. Once he had fallen onto the mattress, everyone circled around him in concern.

"Wow! What a finisher!" Pichu exclaimed.

"Whoa man! That was really spectacular!" Kotaro said. "I never knew you would have such a power hidden within you!"

"Are you all right…?" Nodoka asked.

Captain Falcon simply smiled and then said, "Yes."

TO BE CONTINUED

That was a major beat down! I'm glad that I finally posted this chapter! Hope you love what you read!

By the way, for those you want to hear the BGM 'I Will Surpass You', go to Youtube and type in One Piece Movie 8 OST and find the video entitled 'Ore Wa Omae O Koete Iku'. I find it a perfect BGM for the scene!