Okay so I have decided what to do to Edward :D

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"Why?!" I shouted at him.

"Why what love?" he asked smoothly a look of fake worry passing onto his features.

"You know what! Why did you do it?" I asked just as calmly. He seemed slightly shocked at the change in my voice but answered anyway.

"You had sex with him Bella I had to."

"How did you…" I gasped.

"Find out?" he finished mockingly. "Oh please. Jasper heard you talking about 'Fourth Year'" I whirled round to face Jasper's sheepish expression but before I could start ranting at him, Edward interrupted. "I thought you loved me Bella? But then I find out that you love him and that you're not a virgin like you promised me. Tell me Bella, how many other's there have been?"

"Others?!" I exploded. Edward raised an eyebrow, "Edward, Charlie is the only person I have had sex with unlike you the alleged 109 year old virgin." He seemed affronted, "Yeah Edward. I saw you with Tanya, Kate and Irina the other night, is that what you're into Edward, 3 at once? I even saw you with Alice," I ignored the gasps around me, "Did you even think about how I feel. About how I would react when I found out the truth? Or did you forget I was here? Am I just your little plaything? How many others have there been? Do you really love me?" I questioned him relentlessly.

"Of course I do-" he began but I cut him off.

"Did you think about how Jasper would feel? He knows you know? He knows about you and Alice going behind our backs, and yet he stays for Alice. Because no matter how badly she hurts him, he will always love her and could never bear to leave her."

"Jas-Jasper knows? H-How?" Edward stuttered out wide eyed.

"He's seen you and Alice over the years that they joined the family. He has walked in on you so many times its unreal. He told me about how hurt he was that you would do that about how he thought of leaving the family but couldn't because he loves Alice too much." I paused to take a breath before saying, "Charlie has never given me a reason not to trust him infinitely."

"Oh and I suppose I have given you a reason not to trust me." Edward snarled. "Tell me what have I done?"

"You left me alone in the woods after lying to me. You almost let me get murdered by a stray vampire. You almost let me get murdered trying to save you and you have cheated on me repeatedly." I hissed at him.

"That's hardly reason enough not to trust me." He replied. "Though I hardly trust you anymore."

"What have I ever done to you?!" I drawled out in a bored tone of voice, I was waiting to see him flounder as he tried to think of something.

Without missing a beat Edward growled back, "You cheated on me!"

"I didn't even cheat on you!" I exclaimed. "I had sex with another once! Once, Edward. Before I even met you! It was 8 years ago! You didn't even know me and the guy I had sex with, you see fit to put him in the hospital!"

"What do you mean 8 years ago? You're 17 Bella."

"I am 22 Edward!" I shouted. "I am 22 and a witch!"

"Lies!" Edward hissed furiously. There was derisive snort from Alice and I spun round wand out and threw her against the wall, well through the wall. Everyone turned to me and I changed my appearance back to Bella Fenwick.

"I think maybe, you should explain." Said Carlisle with a hint of curiosity and fear.

"Fine." I growled; I was going to need help explaining all this, but who would help me…McGonagall. I ran to the cupboard and dragged out my trunk, I opened it and found the Floo powder, quickly throwing the powder into the fireplace I waited until green flames sprang up before shouting, "Minerva McGonagall's quarters." Thrusting my head into the fireplace, my face appeared in Minerva's chamber.

"Bella?" her voice questioned.

"I need help explaining to the Cullen's, me and Edward got into an argument and I threw Alice through a wall." McGonagall listened before standing and grabbing her hat and placing it on her head. I pulled out of the fire and turned back to the Cullen's and Denali's.

They were watching fearfully as I moved away from the fireplace. "Bella…" Before Carlisle could begin his questioning green flames erupted in the fireplace and out stepped Minerva.

Silently McGonagall looked round at the shocked faces of the vampires as she dusted soot off of her emerald robes. "So you have asked Miss Fenwick if she can explain the wizarding world to you." Oh she was so using her teacher voice, which meant if anyone tried anything they were screwed.

Arching a perfectly shaped eyebrow at Carlisle who opened his mouth, "Who are you? And who is Miss Fenwick?" he asked politely.

"Miss Fenwick is the one you call Isabella Swan. I am Professor Minerva McGonagall, Transfigurations Mistress, Head of Gryffindor House, Deputy Headmistress at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Second in Command of the Order of the Phoenix and former Auror. And you are?"

Carlisle swallowed slightly, "Dr Carlisle Cullen, Doctor at Forks Local Hospital." I couldn't help a small smile at the tiny title compared to my former Professor's.

"Excuse me but what is Transfiguration? What is Gryffindor and what is a Hogwarts." Alice questioned snootily.

"Transfiguration is the subject of turning one object into another. Gryffindor is a house at Hogwarts; the other three are Raven, Hufflepuff and Slytherin. Hogwarts is a school for young witches and wizards from the ages of eleven through to seventeen." Minerva answered.

"Can you show us a Transfiguration?" Asked Carmen. McGonagall let out a silent sigh and pulled her wand from the sleeve of her robe, turning to an empty table near the fireplace she silently changed it to a lion before turning back.

2 HOURS LATER

It was twelve o'clock by time Minerva and I had finished explaining everything. Most of the Vampires seemed to be in a state in shock, Edward looked at me disbelievingly, and I silently used my wand to change my appearance.

Minerva gave me a tight smile, "I think Bella. It is time we go and sign some papers and remove Mr Weasley from this muggle hospital. We shall take him and the Cullens back to Hogwarts where Dumbledore may decide what to do with them and Poppy can treat Mr Weasley accordingly." She changed her robes to muggle clothing.

"Should we apparate?" I asked her. McGonagall nodded.

"You shall stay outside with the Cullens; I will go in and sign the release papers for Mr Weasley, okay?" I grinned and turned to the Cullens and Denali's, "Stand together and hold onto me and Bella, do not let go until we say." The Professor said.

They nodded dumbfound, each of them gripping to me and Minerva, we both nodded and thought of Forks Hospital. We arrived to the side of the Hospital where no one could see us, McGonagall shook of the Vampires hands and walked into the Hospital, I stayed with the Vampires.

When she came back she was supporting a still injured Charlie, "We are going to need to create a Portkey McG." Croaked Charlie.

Minerva looked around and found a bin lid, "Portus" the bin lid glowed and I told all of the Vampires to hold on and let go when we said.

There was a jerk behind my naval and then we were spinning in a whirl of greens, "Now!" shouted Minerva. Me and Charlie let go and I wrapped and arm round him.

Me and Minerva landed gracefully, Charlie stumbled slightly due to his injuries and the Vampires for the first time found themselves without grace and were on their arses. I smirked and began the task of hauling Charlie up the extensive grounds and to the castle where Madam Pomfrey would be able to treat my boyfriend.

"Wouldn't it be easier to levitate me fata mea(1)?" Charlie smirked beside me.

"I suppose it would be dragă (2)." I snapped back. Charlie snickered at my side as I pulled out my wand and levitated him, "Smart arse." I muttered under my breath.

I could hear Professor McGonagall talking behind me and I froze for a fraction of a second before I remembered the Cullen's were with us. I carried on levitating Charlie up the grounds silently, both of us consumed in our own thoughts and not particularly bothered by the quiet the surrounded us.

Eventually we arrived at the doors into the castle, I set Charlie down and helped him walk again as we were about to make our way to the Hospital Wing, "Oh Bella. I think it best we see Al-Professor Dumbledore before we let Charlie see Madam Pomfrey don't you?"

I nodded mutely and me and Charlie changed our direction –sharing a small knowing smile at our former Professor's slip up of the Headmaster's name – we began following behind the 13 gobsmacked Vampires and the Deputy. I heard Minerva say the password and managed with slight difficulty to pull Charlie up the stairs.

Professor Dumbledore watched as 15 of us filtered into the room, if he was surprised it didn't show on his face. He turned to look over at me and my broken boyfriend before turning to Minerva.

"My dear Professor, would you be so kind as to tell me why there are seven vampires in my office or why Mr Weasley seems to be sufficiently battered and bruised? Good to see you by the way Miss Fenwick, I see you have completed your mission."

"Good to see you to Professor Dumbledore." I nodded to him, a small smile slipping onto my face.

"These Vampires, well let's just say that one of them is responsible for young Mr Weasley's state." Her Scottish brogue sounded more formidable than usual.

I cast a glare at Edward and Dumbledore seemed to follow my line of sight, "And your name is young man?" he asked standing from behind his desk.

"Edward Cullen."

"I see." He nodded to himself before turning to me, "Perhaps Bella you could take Mr Weasley down to the Hospital Wing, take Mr and Mrs Cullen with you." He gestured to Carlisle and Esme.

I nodded and lugged Charlie back down the stairs, mindful not to hurt him anymore than he was; Carlisle and Esme appeared next to me clasping hands. I didn't say anything just levitated Charlie -to which he protested- toward the Hospital Wing, internally steeling myself for the no doubt inevitable explosion from Madam Pomfrey.

Taking a deep breath I shared an apologetic look with Charlie before opening the door and levitated him onto a nearby bed.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?!"

( 1 ) 'Fata mea' means 'My Girl' in Romanian.

( 2 ) 'dragă' means 'Darling' in Romanian.

Okay so our Vampires have found out Bella's secret, and Madam Pomfrey has gone kaboom! R and R xx