In Edinburgh, they met up with a mathematician called John Nash, and as I've forgotten the reason they decided to go to Edinburgh, I'll just say they took off in a shiny helicopter.
One read through of chapters 1 and 2 later, the helicopter was soaring round an island that looked suspiciously like Great Britain.
"Hey, why are we here, when we were there like two minutes ago." alan asked, confused.
"Because I'm scared of planes." Said blobhead, which cleared NOTHING up.
Nash was the pilot, even though he didn't know what he was doing, and inevitably, they crashed.
"Ow." Was the general feeling.
Alan was getting too old for this. He grabbed Billy, and jumped out of the wreckage. He saw Nash had disappeared, but his leg hadn't. Alan thought how careless it was of him to leave a leg behind. Billy and Alan stepped onto the pavement when they saw…
"Oh. My. Gawd." Alan gasped and wet himself. They were back outside the Science Museum, which by the way, was still overrun with dinosaurs.
There would have been a familiar figure running towards them, if I didn't just realise that figure is dead, so instead BlobHead crept up behind them and shouted:
"SURPRISE!"
"Argh!" screamed Alan, and fell off his feet. Once he had put them back on, he rounded on BlobHead, veeeery angry. "I thought we were going to an unchartered island full of very far away dinosaurs! I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT ORCHIDS!"
"Orchids? You actually believed that story? Alan, don't you recognise me?"
Alan stared, blankly. However, Billy, who was quick on the uptake, and had seen maaaaany pictures and videos of Alan's previous adventures with certain people, knew exactly who it was.
"Oh dear lord…" and he grabbed Alan and ran.
Slash flew.