Chapter 4

"Argh, Alan, we've got to get out of here before we run into more dinosaur-related trouble." Billy puffed, his wings flapping crazily. After all, he was only a budgie, carrying a full grown man.

Alan was thinking.

"I'm thinking, Billy. I think we should go back. I want to find out who that BlobHead was."

"Nay Alan!" Billy dropped Alan, who said "grrr!"

"Alan, we can't, I have work to do."

"You work in a pet shop! You're one of those birds they keep in to talk to customers so they buy other birds."

"BUT I DO IT SO WELL!" Billy wailed, remembering the vast amount of people who go 'ooooh' at him.

Alan started to walk back (they had only gone 3 metres) but couldn't find BlobHead. However he did come across a moustache building kit.

"Gasp! He didn't REALLY have a moustache…"

"Well, duh." Billy slapped a wing to his forehead, thus breaking something, because wings don't bend that way! (I tried)

"But it was so full, and thick…should I grow a moustache?"

"No, Alan, you are not growing a moustache, you have a beautiful head of balding hair. Do what you want to do, and let's go."

"Curses." And forgetting his fear of dinosaurs, and the inability for anyone to actually clear up the infestation of dinosaurs, he ran into the Visitor Centre, came across a dinosaur, and fainted.

"Curses." Said Billy, and flew after him, only to see the same dinosaur, screech, and flew up, just missing the dinosaurs head.

The dinosaur, confused, scratched his head, shrugged, and carried on reading his book 'The Complete Guide to Owning a Human'.

Billy screeched again. "Can you tell me where people are?"

The dinosaur looked at the budgie, ever more confused. "No."

Billy karate chopped, and the dinosaur died instantly.

"Excellent, my karate lessons were worth the left side of Alan's brain."

Note: Sorry dudes and dudettes, I am recently having a Ralph Fiennes obsession so in 12 days I wrote another story, Harry Potter related. But I finished that an houra go so I'll be trying to write this one. I think I'm losing it. My mind that is hahaha. tumbleweed yes.