Chapter 6
Alan and Billy went a-searching some more for signs of life, when they came across a shop filled with dinosaur merchandise. It all looked fairly new, T-shirts, jumpers, even underwear bearing pictures of Alan's face, and Sparky's and slogans saying 'Will they ever get together?"
Alan retched, it was like someone had filmed his life and was making money out of his pain to put in a soap on TV. He ran to the cash register, and saw people actually came here, risked getting eaten and bought his stuff.
Then, all anger subsided.
"I'm famous!" he rolled around in his merchandise, jumping up and down, and played a video of a scene from 'The Lost Perv'. He grabbed some popcorn (there was some) and laughed when Ellie died.
Billy sat on the cash register, raising a non-existent budgie eyebrow.
"This is sick, Alan, someone is making money."
"BUT I'M FAMOUS!"
"Yes, because that's the important thing…"
Suddenly a very dapper looking Robert Muldoon strolled in, smoking a money cigar made of real money. He was dressed in his usual hunting attire, but it was not that usual. It was made from money.
"Mornin' Alan." He said as though the most casual thing in the world. "How are things?"
"Robert! It's you! You've been selling these tapes and stuff."
"Yeah, Muldoon & Kibblespit Enterprises really took off. We sold several series Channel 4, and now it's almost as overly repeated as Friends!"
"Wow, am I that interesting?"
"Nah, Sparky's the new pin up. He always has been. The fame went to his head though. Ah well, Muldoon & Kibblespit Enterprises is all I care about. You remember Sir Kibblespit?"
A small but rich compy entered the room reading a newspaper. He gave Alan a glance, then jumped on the counter.
"So, you want to do another series Grant?"
"What? I've been out of your lives for years you can't expect me to just-WOAH!"
Bob brandished a money dinosaur figurine, and Alan played with it for hours while the other two spoke with Billy.
"So…where can we find this Sparky…?" asked Billy, eyeing up the alluring poster of Sparky on the wall.