Note: Ooooooooh you didn't think it was coming did ya? Me neither. I'm just bored, and trying to ignore my doggie.
Bob Muldoon and Sir Kibblespit were discussing money as they lit more money cigars and led Alan and Billy through the visitor centre and to the outside of the park.
Alan stepped outside and old memories came flying back into his head.
'Ow, damn memories.' He said, rubbing his forehead.
Billy frowned. 'I don't like the look of this. Also, my wings are tired, can I sit on your shoulder?'
Alan nodded, secretly liking the feel of an animal against his neck, and the soft nibbling from Billy of Alan's ear aroused him no end…
Bob turned around. 'See, Alan, we were planning to make a film, if we didn't find you we were gonna get Sam Neill to play you. He was up for it, you know…wrote us a letter and everything…but then not many would pass up the chance to meet Sparky. Wouldn't this just be the most fantastic landscape? Tall trees, dinosaurs running around killing other dinosaurs, and oh of course, Pam over there.' He waved at Pam's head, which was sticking out of a bunch of trees.
Pam smiled, and trampled over to them. She was still fairly large, but only in height. Her body was freakishly thin, but her head overly large as per usual. However, instead of the usual bikini she was now a he, and wearing jeans and a jacket.
'Hey dudes, wassup?' his/her voice was scarily low.
'My god, that's sick and wrong.' Exclaimed Alan, not being able to control himself.
Pam stared and him, and grinned. 'Mate, it's Alan, man how have you been?' she/he wrapped him in a bear hug, Alan screaming his head off in fear and disgust.
When she finally let him go, he panted, confused at whether they had met before either (people just seemed to 'know' him, these days) and asked:
'Have you seen Sparky?'
'Sparky, hell yeah, mate he went down to the pub with his crew and pulled some fit birds, innit.'
Alan blinked.
Pam coughed. 'Sorry, mate, bit of me head, you know…I think he went that way.'
She pointed in some random direction, but knowing they had nowhere else to go…they went.