Chapter 10
Note: three in one day! dear jebus, something must have happened to me
Sparky was soaring along in his private jet, Laby Kibblespit at his side. He was staring at his pocket sized picture of Alan, stroking that sweet red neckerchief, and those oversized sunglasses…
"I miss Alan." He sighed.
"Hmm, quite, yes, but thanks to him you have all your millions." Said Lady Kibblespit. She took out a cigar and lit it, choking on the fumes. She handed Sparky one, and they sat, choking together, as they both only smoked to look cool.
Suddenly the jet spiralled out of control, and landed in a huge nest.
"Oh oh…" Sparky moaned. They were at King Pam's 'throne' room. "Wait, there's Spotty!"
Spotty, the half frozen cousin/brother (I can't remember which) of Sparky wheeled up to meet them, on his diamond encrusted skateboard. He had a permanent grin on his face, caused by his overly satisfying sex life.
'Hmm, yes well you talk and I'll go find help.' Lady Kibblespit walked off.
"Hey bro, how's film star life treatin' you?" Spotty asked.
Sparky shrugged, and picked at his perfectly manicured nails. He put his sunglasses (worn only to look cool, as is Sparky's main goal) on the top of his head and sighed.
'Oh, you know, can't complain…though I bought some diamond earrings two days ago and they're sooooo not 4 carat!'
'Wow, Sparky, you're a lot more articulate than usual…no speaking in third person?'
'No, not for me, that's so not cool anymore. Anyway, now people watch the series of me, it's so cliché.'
Suddenly! Yes quite. Suddenly, a bird flew in from nowhere, and landed on the floor, panting wildly. It was a beautiful blue budgie, probably called Billy.
'God, I'm…not as…fit as I…used to be…' Billy stammered.
'Who are you?' Sparky frowned at the bird, who stuck out his wing for Sparky to shake.
'Billy. And I suppose you're Sparky…I'm Alan's roommate. He's here, coming to find you.'
Sparky froze.
'What? He's close? WHERE TELL ME WHERE?'
'Calm down, Pam pointed him in that direction…she was drunk I think.'
'On lurrrrve!' Spotty grinned.
'Over there? But that's where Tony lives! And he became a sadistic Voldemort follower!'
Note: I must add: GAH? I was reading the end of the last story and I ealised I never explained where Tony went…teehee…I can't even remember my own characters…
'Damn' said Billy. 'Let's go rescue him.'