Hello, this is Pastrinator64 with another chapter from VOiD. Well everybody, I only have maybe a half a week before I go back to school, maybe five days or something. This means I won't have nearly as much free time when the school year starts for me, so there's definitely the possibility that chapters will come at a much slower pace. Even tonight I have Open House, so that's a sure sign that summer vacation's ending.
Another important announcement involves our OCs. The winner of the OC contest was, once again, Kyle McShade with his OC: Astrid Villson. Astrid will be appearing in this chapter and in many to come, so don't be put off by the fact that she isn't the superstar of the chapter, because she'll get her moments! ;D Thanks Ky!
By the way, I don't know if you can review this chapter after I already posted the announcement, so if it says you can't put in your reviews then just log out of your account and put in your name as a guest when you review. Thanks again! :D
Well, for now let's just get on with some replies to reviews. :D
Replies To Reviews...
expensivecorn9: YES HE DOES HE WANT KELSEY BIG AMOUNT! *repeats in a caveman voice*
Volcanic the hedgehog: I know, right? Have you noticed that a lot of what happened to Norman is happening to Mark only in a slightly different way? It's like repeating history!
Somebody10101: I am SOOOO mean. X33333
Kyle McShade: Don't worry, the next chapters will be a whole lot more cheerful. I won't go into great detail, though. ;)
BfheadGamer: Yeah, but that would be way too anticlimactic.
CSICreeper: Woah, woah! Sorry, dude! I didn't want to offend you in any way. :/
CSICreeper: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry... :/ Would you forgive me, please?
CSICreeper: Mark would be Link, Kelsey would be Zelda, and... Gabe isn't evil, but if he were he'd totally be Ganondorf.
Nwinds: Yes, yes, yea verily!
Enderdude: I just hate skeletons, ESPECIALLY if there's more than one! Plus, you can't kill it if you're stuck in the water, because you barely move at all, and then the arrow knocks you back to the same spot! *grunts in frustration*
CSICreeper: Mmmhmm.
YoshiEmblem: Ah, that's okay. I'll be accepting OCs again later, though.
somebody10101: Yep, that's pretty much what might happen here.
Well, that's all fine and dandy, but how about we just get on with the story?
Hello, this is Pastrinator64 with another chapter from VOiD. Last time on VOiD we watched as Mark received a vision involving the capture of Vanessa, Lucas and Bonbon the baby Creeper. He was only able to save Bonbon from this fate, but Vanessa and Lucas were forced away from their group by a trio of mutated airborne spiders. After convincing that Raven deserved a chance to get out for once, Mark and Raven headed off into the forest riding the two trusty steeds Felix and Elmer. They too got captured by the flying arachnids, but Mark escaped fairly quickly, only to fall once again into a sticky web of silk with Raven. Thankfully, Mark was able to slay the leader of the mutated spiders and free him and Raven from the webs. But, before he could get out of the dark prison, he unearthed a horrible truth: Raven had feelings for him. He was forced into a kiss with the Goth, but finally got out of the hole, though deeply shaken. As most of their friends found them both there in the forest, a flustered Kelsey realized what had happened down in that hole with Mark and Raven, and she fled the scene, leaving Mark in a terrible state of grief. Now we watch the aftermath of it all as Mark wakes up to find himself in a warm bed in a briefly unknown place rather than soaking in the muddy forest, wallowing in despair.
Now, let the story commence!
Chapter 20: Diamond University
When Mark awoke again he was no longer lying down in the mud, but for some reason he felt something soft beneath him, like a mattress. Plus, he could feel covered placed over him, which was a surprise. If he was in a bed, then he was in a home. And if he was in a home, then...
He snapped his eyes open and sat up hurriedly, looking around. No longer was he down in the mud; that was for certain. Instead of a home, he lay in a comfy bed in what looked like an infirmary. He could see more beds lining the walls with many different people, mostly teenagers and kids, but still with some adults and/or elders, each with varying degrees of damage on their bodies. When Mark looked left he was relieved to see Adrian in the bed next to him, and then Gabe after him and Rexum farther over. Adrian was resting with his calloused hands over his chest, Gabe looked knocked out cold once more, and Rexum was also asleep, and with a few tubes leading from a machine into his back, pumping some kind of green liquid.
Mark could see a nurse standing over a patient at the other end of the room, but nobody else was in the room. He turned to look at Adrian, and attempted to lean over and shake him awake. His arms were just long enough to reach Adrian's shoulder if he leaned all the way.
"Adrian! Adrian! Wake up!" he whispered.
Adrian opened his eyes and looked over groggily at Mark. The grogginess immediately vanished from his eyes when he saw Mark, and then the old grin spread across his face.
"Hey, you're finally awake. You know, when y-you..." he stifled a small yawn. "This is jus' what I heard, but when ya were down in dat mud back dere ya just sorta lost consciousness. They had ter carry ya back ta camp, and when they got dere, somebody was already dere. It was some nurse lady who was takin' good care o' Rexum and I because we'd been left dere alone by Kelsey an' Gabe. She gave us all an explanation about dat dere university she worked at, and more medics came to take us dere. And now, here we are!"
Mark took a third look around the infirmary and said,
"But then where are Vanessa and Lucas and Raven? And all our animals?" he paused for a moment. "And Kelsey?"
Adrian shook his head and then looked towards the nurse on the far end of the room.
"Well... The others are staying in the student dorms at Diamond University—which is where we are now, only we're in the infirmary." he also paused. "And Kelsey... She's... Well... Mark, first tell me what actually happened between you and Raven. Lucas told me you were making out with 'er down in dat cave."
For a moment Mark just stopped. Suddenly, anger set into his blood, boiling and making his head spin. Lucas... Lucas, Lucas, Lucas! Mark turned towards Adrian and said,
"It's all Lucas's fault!" he muttered loudly, clenching his fists. "Alright, you want the story? I'll give it to you! I wasn't hanging out with Lucas very much for a while, so when I came to apologize a few days ago he said he'd only forgive me if I kissed Raven. He gave me three days and said that he'd have to see it for it to count. So, I decided to do it one of those nights when everybody was asleep so that nobody, not even Raven, would notice, and they'd all still be asleep except Lucas. Well, with the trouble of you and Gabe being attacked, I totally forgot about it!
"That night when the flying spiders took Vanessa and Lucas away to their deaths, Raven offered to come with me to go help because she wanted to kill something to get rid of her energy. Kelsey wouldn't allow it, because she figured something like this would happen, but honestly I had NO interest for Raven whatsoever—I don't like Goths, I'm sorry, it's just... I don't like being gloomy.
"Anyway, in my mind I knew I'd have to bring Raven and somehow get Lucas to see me kiss her, otherwise I'd be left with guilt the rest of my life. So when Kelsey finally agreed to let us go and have her stay with you guys, Raven and I took the horses into the forest, and then we came out on a desert. We got attacked by the spiders, and both of use got held captive. I escaped pretty quick and landed in another forest, and when I started looking for Raven I fell through a hole and landed on the webs. Raven was stuck down there too, so we were both screwed.
"Then this huge mutated spider came up and attacked us—and from the looks of it Raven has a huge fear of spiders—but I got free and killed it. At that point I was really, really confused on why she offered to come with us if she was deathly afraid of spiders, but now I know that it was to get me alone with her. Anyway, when the spider died, it fell through the webs and broke the floor, so we both just fell down onto the ground below, and I was on top of her. Then she just smiled and started MAKING OUT with me! I was absolutely horrified, because she was acting like we had been in a relationship forever, her hands all over my body. Ugh.
"Finally I got off of her and I escaped the hole, and I found Lucas standing over the hole. Apparently he'd been spying on us from up there to enjoy the show. Anyway, Vanessa came crashing through the trees—I was glad to see her, obviously. And then Gabe and Kelsey came galloping through the trees riding Felix and Elmer. Kelsey looked like she'd been crying, and she threw herself on me because she thought I had died or something. Well, that's when she noticed that my lips were smeared with Raven's black lipstick. And then when Raven jumped out of the hole Kelsey put two and two together and... Well, here we are."
When Mark was done with his story, Adrian just stared at him with sorry eyes.
"Partner, you've really got some bad luck, tha's for sure. So, it was all started by Lucas... Tha' kid was always annoyin' anyway."
Then Mark started getting angry again.
"Yeah, he was always butting in on stuff. Plus he's the youngest of all of us, he's probably not even thirteen yet! Always following me around like a shadow, and he always seemed to be on Gabe's bad side for some reason. What has he done to help so far?! Anything?! I haven't seen him in combat once! Not him or his oh-so awesome weapon C.H.O., no sir! If it weren't for Lucas, maybe Kelsey wouldn't be crying her eyes out somewhere! She'd be by my side right now! I wouldn't have to deal with this whole RAVEN thing! GOD, I HATE LUCAS!"
At that moment a nurse approached him and said,
"Excuse me, but you're waking up the other patients. Please be quiet."
She walked away after that, leaving Mark to steam in his own rage. Adrian was looking at him seriously.
"Mark, I know what you want to do, and I agree."
Mark turned to look at Adrian, and he snapped,
"Do what?!"
Adrian put on a grin.
"Payback."
Mark froze for a moment. Then he felt a smile creeping across his face too.
"Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking..."
Meanwhile in the Nether, Herobrine was driving his Ghast through the drive-thru at McDonalds. He had been on one LONG trip to the Aether for a week, but when he couldn't find Notch to talk to the whole trip was a waste of time, and he had to drive ALL the way back to the Nether. He couldn't use his normal Aether portal for some reason because it had stopped working, so he went the long way for nothing, really.
He drove up to the window and found a seedy-looking teenager working there. The guy handed him his food—which took a while—and then said,
"That's twelve Big Macs, twenty-two large fries, and thirty-five chocolate chip McCafé's. Your total is $769.04."
Herobrine was in fact paying a visit to Earth—they didn't have any McDonalds restaurants in the Minecraft Dimension. He grumbled and made the money appear in his hand, and then handed it over to the seedy teenager.
"Hmph. It's been 420 years and the prices are four times higher than they were back then."
Before he could pull away from the drive-thru window the teenager leaned over and looked at his huge pile of food.
"So, you gonna eat that all by yourself, man?" he asked sarcastically.
Herobrine glared at him and muttered,
"I'm not in a very good mood, please don't talk to me."
He was about to drive away, but then the pimply teen continued, leaning over even farther, staring at his gleaming white Ferrari with the large red hood ornament and blood-red headlights.
"Nice car." then the teenager looked up and started staring obviously at Herobrine's glowing white eyes. "And dude, wicked contacts. How'd you get them to glow like that?"
Herobrine stared back menacingly, paused for a moment, and then pointed at the sleeve of his McDonalds uniform, and it instantly started on fire. The kid's eyes widened and he let out a little unmanly scream, shaking his arm to put out the flames—which unfortunately for him wouldn't go out for a while.
Herobrine drove away still steaming in his bad mood. He closed his eyes, took his hands off the steering wheel, and then focused on his home in the Nether. Suddenly, he felt the temperature around him increase by thirty to forty degrees, and when he opened his eyes he was back in the Nether, and his white Ferrari had destroyed its disguise, turning back into a Ghast. Like in Mythology, there was a such thing as the Mist, so that's why the seedy guy at the McDonalds hadn't freaked out by seeing the Ghast—all he saw was a really sweet car.
While he drove his Ghast through the air towards his home he munched on his McDonalds. Obviously, being a God meant having a God-sized appetite, so of COURSE he needed so much food. It was terrible air traffic, though, because with the mess the Glitch was causing there were mobs flying everywhere, carrying messages, complaints, etc. He got caught in a traffic jam with a couple hundred other Ghasts, and while he drummed his fingers impatiently he finished the rest of his food within minutes.
Finally, he got out of the traffic jam and made it to the Nether Palace; home sweet home. His wife was waiting for him, and he was so happy to see Emily standing there waiting to greet him. His daughter Lily was no longer a little girl as we last saw, but she was already married and in her own home, so she lived a few miles away near Netherwart Grove.
When Herobrine parked and jumped off his Ghast he was greeted with a kiss from Emily. She smiled at him and said,
"How was your week?"
Herobrine sighed deeply.
"Notch was nowhere to be found."
Emily's white eyes widened and she said,
"The Glitch couldn't have taken him, could it?"
Herobrine shook his head and looked up at the Netherrack far above.
"No, no. I'd be able to feel if Notch left us. I'd also be able to sense if the Glitch had been there, it'd have left a trace of its darkness somewhere behind."
Herobrine walked through the hallway with Emily, and as he walked he wondered to himself,
"Where IS Notch?"
"Alright, what do you want?" grumbled Notch.
Notch was standing in a wool-crafted home built in the Aether, a little place deep in the Ambrosia Mountains.
"Mmmhmm, what do I want?" replied the unknown figure that sat in the turned chair in front of him.
The figure behind the chair laughed on and on, not letting up even the slightest. Notch stamped forward, hitching up the grass skirt that he was still forced to wear.
"This is hardly a joke! You must realize that I am the first ruler of Minecraftia, so if I am seen like this it'll all be over for me!"
The man in the chair laughed again.
"Exactly, my dear old friend! You know I have a taste for mischief, and THIS is only something I've ever dreamed of. You'd have to do something else that benefits me if you want to get off the hook. Heheheheheh!"
The figure rolled over in his seat, laughing like crazy, kicking his legs. Notch moved in front of him and said,
"Stop being childish! I am not going to be blackmailed!"
The figure stopped laughing and stared hard at Notch.
"But you can't do anything to help yourself at the moment, can you? You need clothes, and I can supply them for you, but NOT without something in return..."
Notch sighed and started pacing the carpeted floor, thinking over his situation. Finally, he came to his decision and let out a huge sigh.
"Alright, tell me what your demands are."
It took Mark and Adrian both two more days of rest before they could get up and move. Gabe would still take another day, and Rexum would take four. The morning that they were allowed to move, Mark and Adrian jumped from their beds and headed out the door to explore the rest of the university. As they walked they talked about their old lives back on Earth a lot more. They laughed and talked for a while, and then noon came, so they headed down to the cafeteria. Being guests they got free meals, so Mark loaded up on as many tacos he could and sat down with Adrian at an empty table. The two of them leaned in—looking totally unsuspicious—and began to plan for Lucas's downfall.
"Alright, what is Lucas going to have to go through now that he's totally RUINED my life?" murmured Mark with an edge of anger.
"I dunno, but whatever happens has gotta be in front o' the rest'a the group."
"Good idea." replied Mark.
While they were discussing their plans against Lucas, somebody approached them and they looked up suddenly. It was just another girl on campus. She looked about the same size as Kelsey, only with a stronger build, and she looked about fourteen years old or so. She had dirty blonde hair that looked slightly wavy, and her eyes were like a dark aquamarine. She was wearing a dark blue plaid shirt and jeans, plus a pair of grayish sneakers. She surprised them both by sitting down next to Adrian and looking at them both.
"I've seen that look before." she muttered to both of them.
Mark and Adrian glanced at each other for a moment, but then Mark stared at the girl and said,
"Er, who are you?"
She extended a hand to them.
"Name's Astrid Villson."
The gears in Mark's brain clicked together for a few seconds.
"Wait, Villson isn't a Block power... Are you from Earth?"
Astrid grinned and said,
"Well, I don't mean to brag, but... Yeah, pretty much. That's what I tell everyone around me—it's true, though—just to impress them. But most people just call me by my Block power, Astrid Silverfishstone. Yeah, it's a mouthful, but it's worth it."
Mark looked skeptically at her for a moment.
"Wait... You can't already have a Block power if you're fourteen, isn't there some kind of test you take at the end of the year?"
Astrid gave him a sneer and said,
"Whoever said I was fourteen? I'm fifteen, genius! I took my tests last year, I'm just visiting my cousins who go to school here."
Mark gave a small cough at this news. She did look a year younger, but... Oh well, it didn't matter. Mark extended a hand slowly and said,
"I'm, er, Mark. This is Adrian."
Astrid ignored his hand completely and just said,
"Yeah, okay. So, I want to know what kind of stuff you're planning."
Mark's eyes widened and he looked over at Adrian, who was giving this Astrid girl a suspicious look. Had she been eavesdropping?
"We weren't planning—"
Astrid held her hand up and grinned mischievously.
"You can't fool me. I've seen that look so many times before, and it can only mean you're planning something against someone who deserves it. I know it because I get that look ALL the time. And what I want to know is WHAT you're planning, because I want in."
There was a moment of silence as Mark looked Astrid up and down. First of all, she looked like she didn't really like them at all, and just seemed like she wanted to get in on the joke. He barely had any idea who this person was except for her name, so he crossed his arms and shook his head firmly.
"No. I barely know you, why would I want to let you in on our joke?"
Astrid laughed and pointed at him.
"Aha! I knew it!"
Mark immediately slapped himself and cursed under his breath. He'd already given away the fact that they were planning something, and if any more information DID slip out, this Astrid girl could run amuck with the info in her head, and who knows what she could do with it. Still, Mark just folded his arms back and shook his head a second time.
"No, no, no. I'm not telling you any more info, and WE are going back to our planning. Goodbye."
Astrid grumbled and stood up, leaving the table and muttering something that sounded distinctly like "boys". They two of them forgot completely about Astrid as they talked on about their plans for Lucas. Then around dinner, all the students came down and sat down at the tables. Mark and Adrian decided to talk with everybody and socialize. After grabbing some dinner they sat down at a table and just started talking with everyone. There were people from all different parts of Minecraftia, like in places Mark had never heard of.
There was even this one really weird kid from the Far Lands, which was probably why he was surrounded by a swarm of friends. Mark started up a conversation with a very pale, large boy who had ruffled blonde hair and a silver T-shirt. who was showing off a multi-colored stone to everybody.
"My name's Josh." he said to Mark. Then he pointed to the rainbow stone and said, "I was mining last night and I found this thing. I dunno what it does, but when I brought it to the History Of Mining professor—you know, Professor Stone, that elderly dude who bores everybody's pants off—he said that it was a rare stone called an Arcuniris. Dunno what that means, what who cares? All I care about is finishing school, because BOY do I want the Block power of Torch, that'd be great; I'd never have to worry about mining again!"
Adrian ended up making friends with this girl named Anna. She was a small girl who was actually Adrian's age, but she was SO self conscious about herself that she was covered everywhere except her face, and even that was shadowed over by her jacket hood.
After dinner all the students had to head back up to their dorm rooms and go to bed, and Mark got a really nice one with a mirror, cabinets, mini fridge and even a massage-bed—mods, mods, mods galore. As he looked around at his epic room, Mark just laughed and said,
"Man! These guys must really love guests!"
Then the door to his room opened and in came another kid. He realized that it was Josh from dinner. Josh squeezed in through the doorframe and stopped when he saw Mark standing there in the middle of the room.
"Oh, so YOU'RE my roommate!" he said, nodding and giving an Obama-style "Not Bad" face.
Mark stood there for a moment, but then he just shrugged and said,
"Ohh... So that's why there were two beds."
Mark and Josh stayed awake that night, which was basically all spent with Mark listening to Josh talk about his classes and the university and everything that goes on around the place.
"Yeah, so I turned fourteen a few weeks ago." said Josh, grinning to himself. "Tomorrow's the start of Blockbuster Week, which is basically a whole week of nonstop relaxation for all graduating students. We get a week of free time before Blockbusting Day, which is the day of the final exams, which decide our whole lives, pretty much. It all depends on how you score in all the tests—unless you turn up to be a Mobwhisperer, because then you don't even take the same tests. If you get a crappy score on the tests, you probably get some dumb Block power like Cobweb."
Mark gave a little choke when he heard the word "cobweb" come out of Josh's mouth. Had his dad done really bad on the final exams? Was that why he was stuck with that Block power? Mark didn't want Josh to go on about Cobweb powers, so he told him about his dad. As soon as the name came from his lips, Josh's eyes widened so big it looked like they'd weigh him down.
"You... You're NORMAN COBWEB'S SON?!"
Mark fell over the side of his bed with a cry, smashing the back of his head on the mini fridge. He rubbed his head and stood up, flopping back on his bed.
"Yeah, that's right."
Mark took a quick glance out the window and actually did a double take. He moved to the window and looked outside. They were in a village, a large one too, but they were really positioned on top of a mushroom island! Those were rare in the world of Minecraft. He turned back to Josh and said,
"Wait, so we're on a mushroom island?"
Josh nodded and said,
"Yep! There are more Diamond Universities all over Minecraftia. We've got some in the Overworld and down here in The Void—specifically Buenomalo, of course. They always insist on building them on mushroom islands in honor of the first mayor of the first Smelttown and its Diamond University. Interesting, huh?"
Mark nodded and started towards the door with a tube of toothpaste and his toothbrush. Josh scrambled to the edge of his bed and watched in awe at Mark as he stood up and walked out into the hall. As Mark walked past several doors to other students' rooms towards the bathroom, Josh followed him and started talking his ear off.
"Wow! I still can't believe I'm roommates with Norman Cobweb's son! Your dad's a living legend! He's in every book about the Glitch out there!"
Mark felt a grin spread to his lips. His whole life he thought that his dad was just... Well, you know, a DAD. But with all this information about him being famous and all, it made him want to get back to Earth as soon as possible and ask about his old adventures in the Minecraft Dimension. Josh pestered him with his talk even while he was brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
"So, how is it possible that you inherited Norman Cobweb's Block powers? Do you think Notch did something or what?"
As Mark was flossing, another boy student came tearing through the bathroom and knock Mark over as he made a beeline for a urinal.
"COMING THROUGH!" he screamed urgently.
A few moments later, a second boy with a shaved head and dull gray eyes came in the room. He looked right over Mark at the kid standing by the urinal, and then looked down at Mark himself. After helping Mark to his feet, the boy said,
"Sorry. My name's Barry." he pointed at the kid over Mark and Josh's shoulders and said, "That's Jack. He's got a weak bladder."
On that awkward note, the boy left the bathroom, leaving Mark and Josh standing there alone with the other kid Jack. When he was done with his business he walked back down the small tile path and said an apology to Mark for knocking him over, and then left quickly. Josh kept on asking questions all the way down the hall until they reached their room, and then he actually stopped, but only because Mark asked this question,
"So, what happens during Blockbusting week?"
Suddenly, Josh's face lit up with an excited grin.
"Oh man! Where do I start?" he murmured, flopping back on his bed.
Josh told Mark all about Blockbusting week and how epic it would be. Blockbusting week was only for graduating students, and he'd dreamt of the week actually coming for him to experience, and that now that it was here he could hardly believe it. The week was basically just free time for all the graduating students, so the whole week was full of poker parties, junk food and other great stuff. From the sound of it, Mark thought that it would be great to stay for the week. He'd be at so many parties it would be like heaven to him. He laughed to himself when he thought of how Vanessa would manage the week, because if there was anything she hated more than anything, it was NOISE.
That night Mark went to bed with a high charisma. He had a whole week to look forward too. That also meant a whole week to plan for Lucas's downfall and a whole week for him to make up to Kelsey for what happened. It seemed as though nothing could go wrong!
Mwahahahahahahahaha! Am I foreshadowing here, or is this a red herring?! YOU DON'T KNOW AND IT AMUSES ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, enough of my Glitch-like laughter, let's get on with some more QAA!
To the Glitch: *fills up ultimate spray gun with adimantium and sprays at the Glitch, surrounding it, and then freezes it with a freeze ray* Eat that, jerk!
The Glitch: *breaks free of ice and grins evilly* EAT THIS! *sprays black plasma at your face* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To Mark: *pulls out hypnotizing equipment and sets it up* You are getting very sleepy. When I snap my fingers you will awaken, but for now you will love Kelsey and hate Raven. *snaps finger*
Mark: *avoids your hypnotic gaze* Hey, hey! I already hate Raven, so why does everybody think I'd betray her for Kelsey! *becomes really frustrated*
To the Glitch: You think I'm weak? Well, let's see you deal with this! *Instant Transmissions to the treasure chamber and has a Kamehameha at ready* I can ruin your plans, right here, right now!
The Glitch: *laughs evilly* I can teleport too, you twit! *teleports right in front of you and screeches menacingly* LET'S GO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To Kelsey: Like they say, let God lead the way, and ask him to help you forgive. Do you forgive Mark? It's the hardest thing to give away, the last thing on your mind today, it can even set a prisoner free. (I like that song.)
Kelsey: *sniffs* That's beautiful...
To the Glitch: Why are you called the Glitch?
The Glitch: Actually, that is what the Spirits In Between named me, but I find it very suitable, so it all works! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To the Glitch: I'll will give you a lifetime's supply of Nutella and pastry if you make pastrinator suffer for what he did to marks relationship. D:(
The Glitch: AGREED! *gobbles up Nutella* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To Kelsey: *box of chocolates*
Kelsey: Th-thanks... *nibbles feebly on the corner of a caramel-filled chocolate*
To Norman: Leave Mark alone, he has a quest to get on with.
Norman: Wait, he does?!
To Notch: A "god" is the technical grammar for you, not cap G. And really, you are a weak god. Don't you own a dictionary?
Notch: Fine! Have it your way! I'll go ask Pastrinator64 to fix the grammar errors! *fourth wall shatters for the billionth time*
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Norman: Dafuq did I just read?
To Norman: Do you really miss Danny? He sucks more than school.
Norman: You know, that one's still undecided.
To Quinn: What happened to Doughbelly?
Quinn: *turns away from you* I don't like to talk about it...
To Bailey: What happened to the Mechacreeper?
Bailey: You mean Blackberry? Oh right, he's helping out in Herobrine's army now, and I'll be honest; I'm very pleased. :D
Well then, for next time, what kind of week will this turn out to be now that the group has food, shelter, and clean clothes for the first time in a while? Will it be enough time for Mark to make up with Kelsey? What kind of punishment will Lucas have to suffer for ruining Mark's life? And do you really think that Astrid will give up on her schemes so easily? Find out next chapter in VOiD! But for now, this is Pastrinator64, and I'll see you later with chapter numbah twenty-one!
*throws sugar bomb, disappears in a cloud of fine white sugar*
Byyyyyeeeeee...
~Pastrinator64 [~]