= Still be Dave Strider
Before you stands a soaking wet, face flushed, half naked Karkat, and damn someone did one hell of a number on his neck. You're pretty damn sure he was still a virgin up until that happened. Ouch.
"The fucking hell are you staring at!" Karkat sneered.
"A half-naked man who apparently lost his virginity." Whoops, didn't mean to let one slip out of the woodworks. At first he just makes this face that is a mixture of embarrassment and anger then he steps aside and says
"Hurry up and take your damn phone, it's on the counter." And as an afterthought "By the way do you remember anything from last night?" he asks.
"Nope. But I did wake up this morning covered in bitches." You reply. He raises an eyebrow at you. "Three poodles, a German shepherd, a Siberian husky, and a pair of Pomeranians." you say before he can respond to your previous statement. You can't help but smirk a little when he face palms.
= Be Karkat from 20 minutes earlier
You're not entirely sure what you're doing but it seems to be working. He looked like he was about to smash something to pieces. His grip on the sink started to loosen up. You guess anyone would be extremely upset if they woke up one day with their face randomly mutilated. "Shoooosshhh it's okay." You whisper while patting his back. You have him in the tightest hug you can manage. He slowly lets go of the sink and hugs you back.
"I don't even know how it happened." He says.
"We'll find out what happened later okay, we'll have everyone meet up and to get to the bottom of this." You replied rubbing small circles on his back. He lets out a sad sigh. It was at this moment where you realized you both smelled awful from pretty much everything you did last night.
"Hey Gamzee." You try to get his attention.
"Hmm?" he replies.
"In case you haven't noticed we both stink, you can take a shower first and I'll make whatever you want for breakfast okay?" You hope he agrees. He thinks about it for a good solid minute.
"Or we could just take a shower together." He says.
"What?" you blush furiously. You did not expect that. He grabs you around the waist and lifts you up. "Come on bro, it'll be fun." He jumps in the shower with you and turns on the water. Its ice cold and you immediately break free of his grasp and jump out. "Jesus fuck, are you trying to give me fucking hypothermia!" before you could continue your rant loud heavy metal starts playing throughout the apartment.
= Be the Ironic Guy
You are now Dave Strider, and you now know who Karkat lost his virginity to. Gamzee just walk out of the shower in nothing. Not even a towel. Wow, it's a good thing Terezi took care of you this morning. Karkat runs out of the room screaming about covering the fuck up. You just go and pick up your phone. You figure you should help Karkat get everyone together to find out what happened last night. You remember proposing to Terezi, she said yes, you bought everyone drinks, and Gamzee had some brownies on him that he decided to share. Now that you think about it, why the hell did anyone accept brownies from a stoner clown? You check your phone out real quick to see if there are any new pics. Nope nothing, but some these texts are hilarious. Karkat comes back with a blanket and tries to cover Gamzee up. Heh, they actually look cute together. You decide now is a good time to take your leave.
"Hey Karkat, let's have everyone meet up at my place at nine, alright?" you say as you're about to leave.
"Yeah sure whatever." He replied trying to keep Gamzee in the blanket.