Plush Rump Party Log:
twin Armageddons [TA] began memo:
TA: for everyone who wa2 at dave'2 engagement party la2t niight, plea2e report what you remember.
gallows Calibrator [GC] joined the memo.
GC: 1'M PR3TTY D4MN SUR3 TH1S ST4RT3D 4FT3R M3 4ND D4V3 GOT 3NG4G3D.
GC: YOU KNOW WH3N G4MZ33 P4SS3D 4ROUND SUSP1C1OUS BROWN13S.
carcino Geneticist [CG] joined the memo.
CG: WE ARE GOING TO KEEP THIS MEMO IN FUCKING LINEAR ORDER THIS TIME OTHERWISE WE'LL HAVE THE ROTTING CARCASS OF ANOTHER FAILED MEMO TO HAUNT US EVERY TIME SOMEONE NEW DICOVERS IT LIKE A FUCKING ARCHAEOLOGIST IN EGYPT.
GC: SO YOU 4ND G4MZ33 WON H4LF A M1ILL1ON L4ST N1GHT, OR SO 1 SM3LL3D H3 H3 H3.
turntech Godhead [TG] joined the memo.
TG: sup
TG: didn't they blow all their money on stupid stuff
TG: and get married.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT KEEPING THIS MEMO LINEAR SO NO ONE IS CONFUSED ON THE ORDER OF EVENTS OR ARE WE JUST GONNA THROW THAT RIGHT OUT THE GOD DAMN WINDOW WITH THE BROKEN TV!
TA: who broke theiir tv?
terminally Capricious [TC] joined the memo.
CG: SPEAK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL.
TC: Oh sHiT, mAyBe I sHoUlD cOmE bAcK aNoThEr TiMe
GC: SO HOW W4S TH3 HON3YMOON?
CG: OH MY GOD TEREZI CAN YOU NOT, NO ONE FUCKING REMEBERS WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT LET ALONE THAT
GC: SO 1T D1D H4PP3N
TC: I uP aNd ReMeMbEr ThAt
TC: It WaS a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe
CG: STOP
CG: STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HAPPENED AND YOU SURE AS HELL ARE NOT GOING TO TELL THEM
TC: BuT bRo YoU wErE uP aNd EnJoYiNg ThAt ShIt
TG: so let me guess karkat was bottom bitch
CG: WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU THAT WE WERE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT AND WE WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF THOSE EVENTS ANYTIME SOON
TC: So CaN wE dO iT aGaIn In ThE fUtUrE?
CG: WHEN TAVROS CAN WALK AGAIN
TC: AwWw mAn
TC: ThAt WoUlD bE a MiRaClE iF tHaT eVeR hApPeNeD
TG: I think theres a really expensive surgery out there that can fix that
TA: 2top iit right now or ii'll block you
TA: we need two focu2 on what happened la2t night, open another memo iif you want two fix tav'2 leg2
TG: alright alright im just here to see who won the cross dressing bikini contest
GC: 1 R3M3MB3R K4RKL3S W4S 1N S3COND PL4C3
GC: TH3N G4MZ33 K1DN4PP3D H1M TO PL4Y 1N 4 FOUNT41N
TG: if he didn't have a really flat chest I would've thought he was a girl
TG: like where did all his junk go? It sure as hell wasn't in the bikini contest
TC: Oh It WaS tHeRe AlRiGhT, mOtHeRfUcKeR's A gRoWeR ;o)
TG: a what?
GC: YOU KNOW, L1K3 4 FLOW3R 1T ST4RTS OFF SM4LL TH3N TR1PL3S 1N S1Z3
CG: FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW WE WILL NOT DICUSS GENETALIA OR ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES THEM. WE ARE GETTING BACK ON TRACK WITH WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
arachnids Grip [AG] joined the memo.
CG: FOR EXAMPLE BEFORE THE BIKINI CONTEST JOHN AND TAVROS WERE ARRESTED TWICE AND VRISKA HAD TO BAIL THEM OUT TWICE, SO NOT ONLY DID THEY END UP IN THE FUCKED UP CONTEST BUT THEY BOTH WERE AT HER BECK AND CALL THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
AG: I made them do dances all night loooooooong.
TG: oh my god you are a genius, please tell me you videotaped it and put it on youtube it would be all kinds of ironic
AG: I'm surprised at you dave
TG: for what?
AG: you weeeeeeeere the first place winner
TA: wiill you guy2 2top wiith thii2 non2en2e and ju2t report what you remember
AG: alright I'll stop 8eing fun and cut to the chase
AG: after I 8ailed Tavros and John out of jail, I had them enter my 8ikini contest to pay off their de8t. Dave, Eridan, and Karkat were also in the contest.
AG: Dave came it first place, karkat in second, aaaaaaaand third place went to Tavros
CG: WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT
AG: what mad that you landed second place?
CG: NO, I'M JUST CURIOUS AS TO HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE IN A WHEELCHAIR PARTICIPATE IN A BIKINI CONTEST. I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER BEING ON A STAGE WITH STAIRS
AG: I had some tough guy lift his wheel chair on stage
grim Auxiliatrix [GA] joined the memo.
GA: I Will Keep This Brief
GA: Rose And I Have Received A Number Of Messages Last Night About A Talking Polar Bear From Gamzee And A Squirrel Stealing Cars With A Cow From Dave
TG: ha, I remember that
GA: That Is All, Have A Good Day
Grim Auxiliatrix [GA] has left the memo.
CG: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REMEMBER A SQUIRREL AND COW STEALING CARS
TG: easy I witnessed John and Tavros stealing a cop car and I thought they were a squirrel and a cow.
TC: ShIt BrO hOw MaNy BrOwNiEs DiD yOu EaT?
GC: 4H H4 SO TH3 CULPR1T 4DM1TS DRUGG1NG 3V3RYON3 4T TH3 P4RTY
TC: WoAh, I dIdNt MeAn To SiS
GC: T3LL 1T TO TH3 JURY
CG: CAN WE PLEASE STAY ON TRACK
AG: this is getting crazy, I have a 8ar to run, so I'll see you guys l8tor
AG: oh and one more thing, I'm going to forward everyone pictures from the bikini contest
arachnids Grip [AG] has left the memo.
CG: FUCK
TA: 2hut up and report what you remember
CG: FINE WE BLEW OFF OUR MONEY ON A GOLDEN TOILET AND A SILVER STATUE OF A LADY THAT IS HALF BIRD AND HALF SCARY AS FUCK
TA: niice
cuttlefish Culler [CC] joined the memo.
caligulas Aquarium [CA] joined the memo.
CC: )(i 38)
CA: cod dammit howw did I lose the bikini contest
CC: I told you to s)(ake it
TA: hi fef how2 iit goiing?
CC: swimmingly, at my last re)(ab meeting W-E GOT TO -EAT COOKI-ES!
TA: that2 niice ii2 your mom 2tiill cutiing you off?
CC: yeah 38( its getting )(ard to keep up with bills
TA: iif you want two, you can 2tay at my place for awhile
CA: NO NO NO NO, she wwill havve nothing to do wwith you
CG: CAN YOU ASSHATS KEEP THE DRAMA OFF THE FUCKING MEMO I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY ON TRACK
CC: o)( yeah t)(at reminds me about t)(ose weird calls I got from you guys KARKAT WAS T-ELLING M-E THAT GAMZ-E-E STOL-E HIS UND-ER W-EAR
TC: WeLl I wOuLdNt CaLl It StEaLiNg WhEn He WaS ThE OnE wHo Up AnD tHrEw It In My FaCe
CG: CAN YOU TWO STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT NOW
CA: come on kar you cant hide evveryfin from all of us
CC: I also got a call from Terezi
GC: FROM M3 :?
CC: yea)( you were telling me )(ow dave looked beautiful as sea turtle and t)(at he s)(ould play turnips more often
TA: guy2 gue22 who ju2t 2ent me an emaiil about biikiinii2
GC: VR1SK4
GC: 1 JUST GOT 1T TOO 4ND D4MN 4M 1 GL4D TH4T 1M GONN4 M4RRY TH4T PLUMP RUMP H3 H3 H3
TG: thank you, thank you, I couldn't have done it without the help of the academy
GC: C4N 1 H4V3 T4ST3 NOW?
TG: alright
turntech Godhead [TG] has left the memo.
gallows Calibrator [GC] has left the memo.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
CC: w)(ale im done )(ere so im gonna message sollux later BY-E
cuttlefish Culler [CC] has left the memo.
CA: Wwell, I guess I'm done here too, later
caligulas Aquarium [CA] has left the memo.
TA: you know what
TA: 2crew the memo ii'll ju2t take iindiiviidual report2 from everyone and 2end everyone a fiile wiith all the event2
TC: So We'Re AlL uP aNd DoNe?
CG: FUCK, YES WE ARE DONE WITH YET ANOTHER SHITTY MEMO THAT LITERALLY FAILED WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES IN IT'S EXISTANCE
CG: WE ARE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN.
carcino Geneticist [CG] has left the memo.
TC: ByE mOtHeRfUcKeR
terminally Capricious [TC] has left the memo.
TA: good god that wa2 awful
twin Armageddons [TA] has ended the memo.