You are now Karkat Vantas
After work, I went on to that ridiculous memo. Then after three excruciating hours of stupidity I get off. I decided that now is a good time to sit down and talk with Gamzee about that night. After ordering pizza of course.
I called the nearest pizza joint and ordered two large pizzas, one pepperoni, one Hawaiian style and some cheese bread. Gamzee left earlier to get himself some faygo.
I had Gamzee move in with me yesterday because, in case everyone didn't already know, he trashed his own apartment and before the landlord kicked him out I helped him gather the few surviving possessions of his rampage. Since my apartment only has one room, I let him sleep in there.
In a sleeping bag.
On the other side of the room.
God what was wrong with me.
I hear the doorbell, which I was able to fix with some help from Sollux, ring like a normal god damn doorbell. It's probably the pizza guy. I answer the door and nope that's not the pizza guy. "Hello Karkat, it's good to see you again after so long. Mother was getting worried since you haven't called her in two weeks, and while I understand that you are an adult now and can take of yourself, she would like to hear from you once in a while to make sure you are doing well. I also received a triggering email from one of your friends about Dave's engagement party a couple nights ago. I was informed that while under the influences of not only alcohol but drugs as well, you married your best friend Gamzee and I'm here to make sure that you are covered legal wise should you get a divorce, and while I-"
"Kankri, shut the fuck up!" I yell.
"Karkat that is very rude and-" he starts.
"Just get in here I'm waiting for the pizza guy and Gamzee." I pulled him inside and shoved him towards the living room. "Long story short, Gamzee's apartment got trashed, he's living here for the time being, and we were going to talk about that today." I told him before he could start another lecture. He sits down on the sofa and sighs deeply.
"Karkat do you want to be married to Gamzee? Aren't you the least bit worried about losing half of your property if you two get a divorce?" he questions.
"Maybe, I don't know, right now Gamzee has nowhere else to go and I'll be damned before I kick my best friend out on the streets." I reply.
"Awe, I knew you cared about me." I hear a deep voice say from behind me. I turn around a see Gamzee grinning with two grocery bags of faygo. The doorbell rings again. "I'll get it, you two assholes stay here." I say before answering the door. Finally it's the pizza guy. I pay for the pizza and bring it in the apartment. I hear the pizza guy call out "Later babycake!" before I closed the door. Who the fuck calls someone babycake of all things? I try to shake it off but it keeps bugging me. I put the pizza down in the kitchen before sitting down at the counter. Someone called you that before, but when? I put my head in my hands and think.
You are now Gamzee Makara
I can smell pizza coming from the kitchen. Karkat's older was going on about something but I wasn't really paying any attention. "I don't about you, motherfucker but I'm gonna up and get some pizza." and with that I left the living room and made my way over to the kitchen. Once there I discover Karkat crying on the floor.