Karkat's P.O.V.
I finally found that fucking video that Gamzee hid on me. I really wanted to know what the hell was on it but Gamzee said I should wait.
Like fucking hell I'm letting that dumbass tell me what to do. I love him and all but I think I can handle whatever's on this video.
Besides what's he going to do, cuddle me into submission? Like that's going to happen.
Gamzee's P.O.V.
I thought that little motherfucker would never find that video. I don't think he's quite ready to see that kind of shit.
I don't want to do anything crazy, but I don't want him to flip his shit.
Looks I don't have much of a choice, I'm going to have to stop him from watching that video.
Third Person.
Karkat locked himself in the bedroom. He pulled the curtains in tight. He made sure that no one else was in the room. When he felt confident in his privacy, he decided to put the videotape in the VCR. "Damn, what is this, the 90s." he thought to himself.
Before he could hit play, Gamzee jumped out of the closet. "How the hell?" was all Karkat could get out before Gamzee tackled him to the floor. "Closet's the best hiding place in the world when you know what you're doing." he smirked.
Karkat could've sworn he checked the closet, he checked everywhere, even under the goat bed. Hell he even made sure the goat wasn't in the room.
"What the fuck!?" Karkat began to squirm. Gamzee had him pinned to the floor. "Will you get the fuck off of me?!" Karkat yelled. "Nah man, can't let you see that vid." Gamzee replied. Then he moved his hands down to Karkat's side. He slid his hands under the other's shirt and started to pinch his sides.
"Stop that!" Karkat wriggled under Gamzee. "What's wrong, ticklish?" He replied.
And so the married couple engaged in one of the most vicious tickle fights in the history of tickle fights. There were elbow jabs, high pitch shrieks of laughter, several position changes, revenge, and finally a truce which led to cuddling on the floor.
After they had cooled off from their tickle fight, Karkat just spread out on the floor next to Gamzee. "Okay what's so bad about this video that you don't want me to see?"
"I don't know how well your memory is, but do you remember what happened after Dave and Terezi's party?" Gamzee propped himself on his elbow to look at Karkat.
"We did a bunch of crazy stuff and got married."
"And after that?"
Karkat blushed and rolled over to face away from Gamzee. "Stuff…"
"What kind of stuff?"
Karkat made a small noise and curled up. Gamzee crawled over to Karkat and turned him over. He moved on top of him and nuzzled his cheek before kissing it. Then he kissed his chin, his nose and everywhere on his face before stopping at the corner of his mouth.
Karkat ran his hands up Gamzee's back and into his hair before pulling him into a kiss. He pulled on Gamzee's lower lip and sucked on it before opening his mouth. An invitation that Gamzee accepts.
Gamzee wraps his arms around Karkat while soft smacks filled the room.
While Gamzee slid his knee in between Karkat's legs, the telephone rang.
"God fucking dammit." They broke apart grumbling. Gamzee went to lay down on the bed as Karkat answered the phoned. "What they fuck do you want?" he yelled.
"Hey grumpy butt, guess what our friendly neighborhood robotics engineer created one of the greatest masterpieces ever to be beheld or behold, no wait, to look at."
"Dave you either get to the point now or I will shove a twenty foot pole up your ass."
"Party at Equius's, he's showing off something super cool, like colder than ice, so icy chill you'll lose your fingers to frostbite if you stare too long."
"What the fuck is it, and why the fuck should I care?"
"Let's just say someone made a bet with Gamzee and lost."
"Who the fuck is brain rotted enough to lose a bet with Gamzee, which has to be the stupidest thing I've heard, Gamzee doesn't even gamble."
Dave only laughed his ass off on the other line before telling him to be there at 6 p.m. tomorrow.
Later, or rather the next day in an undisclosed area.
Actually it was totally Equius's get together with his friends.
There was cake, yay! Oh, and there was punch that Vriska was soooooooo going to spike as soon as Kanaya stopped guarding it. Honestly there was no chance since several guests did not want a repeat of the events that started this story.
As soon as everyone arrived Equius gathered everyone into the living room. Tavros was sitting in his wheelchair by Nepeta who was sitting on couch. Nepeta was trying to pull the blanket, he had covering his legs, off.
"Not yet Nepeta!"
"The great huntress demands to know what the Bowman and Lancelot have been hiding from her."
Equius walks up to them "Okay you can show off now."
Tavros hopped of the wheelchair and threw the blanket and Nepeta's face. Everyone stood and stared in shock and awe as Tavros walked up to Vriska. Equius had built Tavros a set of bioelectronic legs, which Tavros decided to use to kick Vriska in the shin.
"That's for, uh pushing me off the fucking bridge in middle school" Tavros flipped her the bird before retreating to other side of the room; while Vriska was hopping up and down on one foot holding her shin.
After the fuss Dave proceeded to stand on a chair carrying a packet of papers.
"And now I give you a copy of the Memo that we were supposed to forget about."
He just tossed them into the air and let them flutter around everyone. Some people grabbed one, others just gave him a look that said 'This isn't a fucking game Dave.'
"Highlighted on these pages is proof that someone lost a bet with Gamzee Makara" Terezi snickered.
Karkat picked up one of the pages off the floor. He froze and mentally cursed past Karkat for being stupid. Highlighted on the page was:
"CG: WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU THAT WE WERE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT AND WE WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF THOSE EVENTS ANYTIME SOON
TC: So CaN wE dO iT aGaIn In ThE fUtUrE?
CG: WHEN TAVROS CAN WALK AGAIN"
Gamzee walked up beside Karkat and nudged his side.
"Hey bro, are you alright?" he looks at the paper and notices the highlighted portion. He decides to take the opportunity to reach down and grab Karkat's ass.
"Honk."
"What the ever living fuck Gamzee!" Karkat jumped at the unexpected contact.
"You did say when Tav could walk again." Gamzee waggled his eyebrows.
"Oh my freakin god, if that's what you were waiting for to have the right to jump me in the shower then news flash: WE. ARE. MARRIED. you could of just asked, like seriously if you were holding out on me because of something so fucking stupid-"
Karkat is cut off when Gamzee presses his lips against Karkat's. "Relax motherfucker, I just didn't want to anything you wouldn't like." He wraps an arm around Karkat's shoulders. "So wanna go home and watch that video?"
"The video of the wedding reception or the other one?" Karkat replied fidgeting.
"You know which one." Gamzee leaned in and whispered "Unless you want to reenact it."
Karkat covered his face with his hands. "Oh my god Gamzee." The taller leaned back and smirked.
"Is that a yes?"
"Fine, let's go home." Karkat grabs Gamzee by the elbow and leads him towards the door. After exchanging farewells with their friends, they returned home to 'enjoy' their evening together.
The End.