I warn you now, well I should have warned you last chapter but I forgot. The next few chapters will all be ins Sasuke's POV because he is telling us about his three years in the middle of no where. And I'm sorry I haven't updated I lost my computer and I finally got a new one.


Favorite Quotes

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light" (Said by: Joker)

"Riddle me this, Riddle me that: Who's afraid of the big, black bat?"(Said by: The Riddler)

((And then My absolute Favorite))

"Fuck your couch" (Said by me (You have to ask to use this one))

I'll add more every chapter.


(Person's thought on their POV)

((My thoughts and/or A/N's))

'Thoughts on my POV'

"Speaking"

IMing words

'Letters'


Nerds 'R' Us

Summery-

Sasuke, a nerd in his school, will do anything to get his crush's, the captain of the soccer team, attention. But his family has other plans for the poor boy, they make him pack his bags and go live with a family friend that lives in the country for three years. Will the country air change him or will he still be the same as when he left? Everyone will be OOC. Yaoi, you no like, you no read.


Chapter 2- Sasuke's POV (Again)

The house was two stories high and was made out of wood, it was a beautiful house (I will admit that). But the only thing that didn't make me feel good was that there was no other houses in sight (Trust me, I looked). That kind of scared me, I mean, they could painfully kill me and no one would know (or seem to care). Then I smelled it, bacon! The aroma was floating in the air waiting for someone, anyone to smell it, and so I did. Oh god it smelt good (mm bacon) ((what are you Homer now? Sasuke- maybe))and I wanted some. I heard Jiraiya give a little laugh, "Son, your drooling." he said. I quickly wiped away my drool. "If you're hungry My wife Tsunade is making food, you can go have. . ." He never got to finish his sentence because I was off running to the house. When I ran through the front door I stopped dead in my tracks, the inside of the house was beautiful. But after smelling the aroma of the food again I followed my nose to find the kitchen and there I found I was in Heaven!!

"Welcome, I'm Tsunade, you look like your hungry." A woman with light blond hair, light brown eyes, a white shirt under a blue overalls. She was holding a plate that held a big juice BLT, I know by now I was drooling a river from my mouth, now I was really in Heaven. "Well, after this your going to need to go up to your room and sleep, your going to have an early morning tomorrow." Tsunade said snapping me out of my trance.

"Huh?" I asked.

"Well you're in the country now, that means you're going to need to help us on the farm and that means you will need togo to bed early and get up early. So eat and I'll show you to your room then you need to go to bed." Tsunade said. WHAT my heaven just became my hell. I eat my BLT and was shown up stares to my room, my room was the last room it was bare, the only things in the room was a bed, a dresser, a desk, and a closet. My bags had been brought, they were laying on the floor looking so out of place. "Well goodnight Sasuke."

"Night." I said She walked out of the room shutting my door I started to unpack my stuff, I put my clothes in the closet and desser, then I took out my laptop and sat it on the desk and turned it on. Hopefully they have internet here, my laptop finally was on, I clicked on the internet icon and. . . YES they had internet here. I stated to do my happy dance when I suddenly got sleepy, I looked at the clock, it was only 7:30. "She must have put something in my Yawn food or drink." fell on the bed and fell asleep.

I was awoken by Tsunade shaking me really hard, "Come on, get up." I heard her say.

"What time is it?" I asked

"Time for you to get up." She said, I sat up rubbing my eyes and got out of bed and walked to my laptop and moved the mouse so that the screen saver was turned off to see it was 5 in the fucking morning.

"YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!" I yelled. I turned around to see Tsunade was gone damn bitch. I walked over to my dresser and pulled out some clean clothes then made my way to the bathroom, if I was gong to need to get up this early I needed waters help to wake up. After finding the bathroom I turned on the water and got in. After my shower I was awake (not wide awake, just awake) and dressed I walked down to the kitchen and was welcomed with nice warm oatmeal from Tsunade, who received a glare from me.

"Morning sleeping beauty." Jiraiya said walking in from the back door, he received a glare too. 'Oh ho ho, don't worry you'll get use to it." he said oh if looks could kill, my glare would have burned down the whole house. "After you finnish your oatmeal I'll show you around and show you what you need to do and how to do it.

"Hmn." I said, I was NOT a morning person. I HATED the morning, I wish there was never any mornings. I ate my oatmeal in silence, all I wanted to do was go back to bed, but I knew these two people in front of me wouldn't let that happen any time soon. So i ate the really nice and warm, not to mention good, oatmeal. After I was done I followed Jiraiya out to the barn.

"This is the barn and where you will be working," He walked to the back of the barn to anothere door, there I saw an open feild, "Everyday I want you to let the horses out into the field and give them fresh hay okay."

"Okay." I said, that's all?

"Here I show you how to do it." Jiraiya walked over to where a horse was, "You might want to stand back, he is really mean, so I'll do this one." I steeped back and he unlocked the little door thing in front of the horse. The horse reared back so that it was on it's hind legs. Jiraiya grabbed the rains and drug him to the field then grabbed the pitchfork and walked over to a hay stack and got some hay and brought it over to where the horse once was. "Now you try."

"O-okay." I said then I tried the next horse, she was much nicer and she listened to me, then I got her fresh hay. That was the hard part because the hay was heavy.

"I think you will be fine on your own." Jiraiya said then left. It took me two hours to get all the horses from the barn to the field AND give them fresh hay. Now I'm sitting on the grass watching the stupid horses bored as hell.

"Bored?" A female voice asked. I turned to see it was a girl around my age with long black hair in a tight ponytail, she had blue/gray eyes, blue jeans with holes and a red shirt that looked to be too big for her.

"Yeah, if I only had my laptop."I said looking back to the horses.

"Oh, I'll get it for you." She said.

"Thank you." I said as she ran back to the house. A few minutes past and she came running back my laptop in hand.

"Here you go." She said the sat next to me. "Names Anju, whats yours?"

"Sasuke." I said logging onto my yahoo messenger, someone had tried to IM me, it was Neji.

Bakugan- Hey man, just seeing if you were a live. Guess what, somethng bad happened to Naruto, he was hurt. He was hit by a speeding car. But he is still alive, but he might not beable to play soccer any more. well IM me back when you get this.