DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN EASTENDERS!
"Hey, word on the street is that you have a gun." said Jack, coolly, walking up to Roxy.
"And what if I have?" asked Roxy.
"We need you on our side. We need to prevent more killings." said Jack.
Roxy took the revolver out of her pocket.
"Good good. I hear Christian also has one. Some 2 for 1 offer on eBay, apparently." said Jack.
"Yeah, they were going cheap." said Roxy.
"Nice one, Tell him it's for the cause." said Jack, walking away.
Roxy quickly walked over to the café, and walked in the door.
"Christian, a word in private, please." said Roxy.
Christian walked up to her, with a 'what?' look on his face.
Roxy muttered to him, "The cause."
Christian nodded and they walked outside.
O O O
"Roxy has joined the cause." said Jack, walking into his flat/house.
"I know." said Ronnie, looking up at Jack from the sofa.
"What's this? Air Crash Investigation?" asked Jack, looking at the TV.
"Yeah. I'll fill you in," said Ronnie, as Jack sat down, "Right, it's a Boeing 737 and the radio transmitter is down, everyone is panicking and…" said Ronnie.
O O O
"…And that is why the Boeing 737 crashed. 136 passengers and 2 crew were killed. Join us next time when a Boeing 747 takes off from an airport in Mexico – with disastrous consequences." said the voiceover.
Ronnie looked at Jack.
"That was really sad." said Ronnie, sadly.
Then Christian and Roxy walked in the door.
"Sorry, the door was unlocked. Anyway, Christian's in on the cause." said Roxy.
"Ok Team, here's what we do next…" said Jack, looking at them all.
O O O
"Hey Darren, are you going to join the cause?" asked Roxy, walking up to him.
"I don't know, as of now I have enough trouble keeping myself alive, let alone other people. I'll think about it and get back to you." said Darren.
O O O
Max knocked on Jase's door.
"Jase? It's Max. Open up." said Max.
"I don't know, you can't really trust anyone. There's these killings, you see." said Jase, not knowing about Max killing Sean and Stacey, but knew as much as, they were dead.
"I'm not a murderer, I promise." said Max.
Jase opened the door and Max shot him loads with a machine gun.
Jase fell to the floor, dead.
Meanwhile, Jay was watching all of this from a doorway nearby.
He came out the shadows and confronted Max.
"The game's up, Max. I know your game." said Jay.
"First of all, that didn't make sense. Second, you don't know anything." spat Max.
"I know enough. I know that you killed my father!" shouted Jay.
"No, Jay, I am your father!" said Max.
"NOOOOO!" screamed Jay, falling to his knees and crying.
O O O
"Now, there's an idea for their wedding. We turn up with flamethrowers and they burn to death!" said Phil.
"Nice one! Here are those flamethrowers!" said Max, picking up two flamethrowers.
"What about me?" asked Jay.
"Patience, my son. Patience is the key to victory! 'The Side' will win!" said Max.
"The Side?" asked Jay.
"Yes, the Side." said Phil, handing Jay a flamethrower.
O O O
"We can't let the side win, but we don't have the means to stop them. Also, Jay has disappeared. He was last seen leaving his flat with Max. Jase was found dead later that evening. I think Jay is for the side." said Jack.
"Agreed. Treat Jay as an enemy of the cause." said Christian and Roxy.
O O O
It was the day of Hazel and Minty's wedding, and most of Albert Square was attending.
"No doubt the side will make an appearance. Get your revolvers ready." said Jack, taking out his revolver.
Ronnie, Roxy, and Christian also took out their revolvers.
They drove to the church and stood outside while the wedding took place.
Then Hazel and Minty came out and photos were taken.
Suddenly, Phil, Max and Jay walked up to them with flamethrowers.
Jack, Ronnie, Roxy and Christian stood between Hazel and Minty and the side.
"Move, punk." said Max.
"Not a chance." said Jack.
O O O
Meanwhile, Darren was sleeping.
He was having a dream that Jay killed Shirley.
Then he woke up and blinked.
"What an odd dream. Then again, suspicions are that Jay is on the side…" said Darren.
O O O
"So, you've joined the side, Jay?" asked Jack.
"It's none of your business." said Jay, spitting on the ground.
"There will be no killing here today." said Jack.
The side walked away.
O O O
Later that night, in a secret location…
"Jay, take that there flamethrower and go kill Shirley." said Phil, sounding bored.
"Ok." said Jay, picking up the flamethrower and walking out the door.
O O O
Jay walked in the door with the flamethrower.
Shirley looked up from the sofa and jumped up in shock.
"J-Jay?! I…" said Shirley, glued to the spot in fear.
"Goodbye, Shirley," said Jay, turning on the flamethrower, "It's the end of the road for you!"
Then Jay flamethrowered Shirley to death, and walked out of the house, back to the secret location.
O O O
Jack's flat…
"I have called a meeting of the cause for a good reason. Shirley is dead." said Jack.
"This sucks. We're no good at saving people." said Roxy.
"And I second that notion." said Christian.
"I bet anything that Darren saw it coming." said Ronnie.
Jack looked at her.
"What?" he asked.
"Well, there's a rumor going around that Darren saw the murder of Shirley coming." said Ronnie.
"And he did nothing?" said Jack, not so much as a question but a statement.
Ronnie nodded.
"He would be ever so valuable for the cause…why didn't he bother saving Shirley? She would still be here if it weren't for Darren!! And Jay, I guess." said Jack, calling the meeting to a close.