Kewl! This one was 300 words! Before I added the number!!! Sorry this is still chapter three! I had to go somewhere and so I published it. Now.... on another note: also, like the only comments on my page are of.... well you know who.... I know you're reading this now.... and one and that was a reply from a previous message I sent them... not even about the story! So I would love to see more messages... so new rule! IF YOU READ THIS YOU COMMENT IT! AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT.... WELL MAKKEEE OOONNEE!!!!
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Rest of chapter 3
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I would now be planning the perfect plan.... to jump out of the wall and scare the two....
"Emmett...." Edward said, "I can hear your mind."
I walked out from behind the wall. "Oh yeah right mind thingy." I sighed.
Wanna know some rules to how to survive the Cullen household? Well I'll give them to you.
to a place very far away.... maybe like China where Edward can't hear your thoughts
't stand in a room with Jasper
has BAD farts so stay away from vampires when they 'rip one'... and yes vampires can fart.... and they are a bit painful
't bet against Alice... or let her give you a truth-or-dare dare
't mention babies around Esme
Rosalie
Jasper....
thinks baby blood taste the best.... ewww.
Authors note: this takes place before Edward meets Bella.... and it doesn't make any sense cuz I don't think that twister was invented in 1952 and if Alice and Jasper didn't come then then sorry!
Sorry guys this is all I could think of....
Oh yeah...
has a dirty mind...what would you expect if he doesn't have a mate yet.