(For theW100 topic "fish out of water")
"Son, you sure about bringing Lana on our fishing trip?"
"She heard me and Pete talking, and kind of invited herself along."
Jonathan sighed.
Lana was worse than useless in a boat. The worms frightened her. She hurt herself on the hook. When she finally got a bite, she jumped up and down, squealing in excitement.
Of course she fell overboard.
"Lana!" Clark cried, and dived in, forgetting that so many lakes near Smallville conceal dangerous underwater meteorites.
By the time Jonathan hauled his unconscious son out of the water and went back for Lana, it was too late.
Darn.