(Written for the Wednesday100 topic "Song fic".)
"He lies."
"She's weepy."
"He doesn't love me deeply."
"She wears a lot of makeup and it's kind of loud."
"He won't share secrets."
"She has a lot of regrets."
"His rear-end has been ogled by the LJ crowd!"
"Our luuurrrvvve
Is kind of scary!"
"Does she hope I'm ordinary?"
"Is he really just a fairy?"
"Did she really just say 'fairy'?"
"But it's all very well! Almiles knows, we'll never tell!"
Suddenly Mutant Enemy's crack team of assassins burst into the room and started shooting. By the time Clark neutralized them, it was too late for poor Lana. Darn.