(The Wednesday100 topic was "healing". "How can I do a Darn drabble about healing?" I asked my kids. They came up with this idea.)
"Blessed Be!" Lana chirped.
"Huh?" Clark asked.
"I'm becoming a Wiccan!" Lana declared, nodding her head emphatically. "That way I can help people even more. I'm going to be a great Healer! I'm sure it will come naturally to me, just like martial arts and coffee-shop management!"
"Um. Magic can be unpredictable. Are you sure you want to..."
"Oh, fiddle-dee-dee!" Lana cut Clark off. "Watch this!"
She began to make mystic gestures. Then she started to swell up in a very alarming fashion.
"Lana!" Clark cried.
Unfortunately, Superman is no use whatsoever against magic.
Poor Lana was quite exploded.
Darn.