(Originally written for the Wednesday100 topic "Night Before Christmas")
Refrain:
Lana got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from Kent's place Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and lj we believe
Clark was hidin' way up in the hayloft
Missed that jolly elf with twinklin' eyes
He was sunk in gloom; his heart was heavy
The girl kept harpin' on thecretth and lies
(Refrain)
NORAD tracked the sleigh back to the North Pole
Chlo' put the sighting on her Wall of Weird
Lex got someone else to run the Talon
And Clark had to get hisself another beard.
Darn.