On New Year's Day of 2004, the wednesday100 topic was "any topics you previously missed". There were six early challenges for which I didn't write :

3/6 Clark & Lex broke up. Get them back together.

3/12 Clark & Lex are breaking up. Show it from another person's PoV.

4/2 Alternate Universe. (Part of what makes it AU is that Lana always survives! LOL!)

4/9 Porn

4/16 Clark & Lex holding hands.

4/23 Clark uses his superpowers for something other than rescue.

WARNING: Crossover Brain at Work.

Drabble 1: Decisions, Decisions
Challenges 4/2, 4/16

What a dilemma!

Flat on his belly, his desperate (slipping) grip the only thing between two high-schoolers and their watery grave!

Lana Lang had resuscitated him after he'd crashed his Porsche and drowned, but Clark Kent was gorgeousness itself!

Kent hung like deadweight. Lana at least scrabbled at the dam's face. She blinked imploringly up at Lex, weirdly lit by her glowing green necklace. The heavy farmboy barely returned Lex's grip.

"A life for a life," Lex thought resignedly as he pulled Miss Lang up.

Now he'd never know if that beautiful mouth was as good as it looked.

Darn.

Drabble 2: From the Mind of Lana Lang
Challenges 4/2, 4/16, 3/12

My goodness! I hope Lex doesn't drop us! I'd hate being splattered like my poor dear parents! I'd hate Clark abandoning me by falling to his death, too! Oh, how I hope Lex can just hold both of us here forever!

Who knew climbing the railing in a high wind was so dangerous!?!? Too bad Clark messed up rescuing me -- he barely touched my lucky parent-squashing meteor necklace, then fell!

Fortunately, Lex grabbed us! I wonder who pulled him from the water that day I gave him CPR? He seems kinda sweet on Clark -- Oh no! He dropped him!

Darn!

Drabble 3: Y'all Know I Suck at Porn
Challenges 4/2, 4/23, 3/6, 4/9

"You saved me! How can I repay you?"

"That necklace?"

Lex stashed Lana's necklace in his lead box.

Clark climbed back over the railing, completely uninjured.

"Clark! You've come back to me!" Lana crinkled. "But... How? Are you an alien?"

Clark sighed. "Yup. I'll have to make y'all forget."

He stalked to Lex and kissed him. Lana couldn't look away!

Presently, Clark murmured, "You don't remember anything weird happening here today, do you Lex?"

"Takes more than a kiss to make me forget, Farmboy," Lex gasped.

(Insert Porn)

Afterwards, Clark pecked Lana's cheek. As her memories faded, she thought, "Darn!"