(Originally written for the Wednesday100 topic "Revenge")
"Clark! Help me!"

Lana struggled desperately, but she struggled in vain. Her assailants were numerous and well equipped for such a battle. She couldn't believe that Clark would just frickin' stand there, while she was being so horribly attacked!

"Clark! Come on! Throw them thirty feet away! They're really hurting me!"

"You deserve it, Missy!" squawked the leader, Tiffany of the JV Cheer Squad. "You quit in the middle of the season! There was no way we could make it to County then!"

"Clark!" Lana cried frantically.

"Lana!" Clark shouted, annoyed. "They're just giving you a haircut!"

"Daaaarn!" Lana screamed.